Thalmor Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 In Corrupt a Wish, you make a wish and then the next player adds a stipulation to it that makes it bad, then he adds his own wish, for example: ''I wish for an ice cream.'' ''You get the ice cream, but it's already melted.'' ''I wish for a new car.'' ''Your new car breaks down every other weekend.'' ''I wish to be leader of my own country.'' ''Because you didn't specify what kind, you become the religious leader of the federally-recognized 10-man cult of The Holy Shoe of Zimbabwe.'' So I'll go ahead and start first: I wish for a Playstation 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moreau Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 can'r play online with your ps4 I wish unlimited steam money on my steam acc Quote Signed by Sultan Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarke Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 The unlimited steam money is connected to drugs and law comes down on your ass. I wish I had no wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted August 30, 2015 Author Share Posted August 30, 2015 (edited) As a side effect of having no wishes, you lose your optimism and ambition. I wish to be mayor of the town I live in. Edited August 30, 2015 by Thalmor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwemyrn Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Your town completely collapses underneath your mayor rule due to a plague you could not stop in time. I wish to live in darkness. Quote -removed by thor- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarke Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 (edited) You live in darkness but every once in a while a bunch of things come along and gang rape you and you can't see them. I wish I got more things for free Edited August 30, 2015 by Clarke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted August 30, 2015 Author Share Posted August 30, 2015 (edited) The things you receive are usually rotten, or decayed beyond practical use. I wish for 2 more pet dogs and 1 more pet cat. Edited August 30, 2015 by Thalmor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quasar Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 The cat gets eaten by the dogs and the dogs fight to the death. I wish for an airplane. Quote "what cannot be settled by experiment is not worth debating" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Peterson Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 The airplanes explodes in midair with you in it. I wish thalmor would stop making new games and post the next part of after the fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted August 30, 2015 Author Share Posted August 30, 2015 The next update is posted, but Mayer gets caught up in an explosion and dies. I wish for a new bottle of Germ-X. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 You "receive" the bottle after it falls from a skyscraper and hits you on the head. I wish Thalmor would kill off the Skullcrusher leader in After the Fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Peterson Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 He kills off the skullcrusher leader, but only because the leader has a nuke strapped to him and runs into our capital, blowing up everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Peterson Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 I wish I got a million dollars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted August 31, 2015 Author Share Posted August 31, 2015 You get accused of fraud, the judge is your worst enemy. I wish that I had more twitter followers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 (edited) You got more twitter followers. They were all cannibals that tracked you down and slowly ate your flesh as you were chained up, along with your family, that knew they were next. I wish Thalmor knew how to use the wiki. Edited August 31, 2015 by Dimitri Valko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwemyrn Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Thalmor can never learn the wiki and attempting to do so would cause him to become completely illiterate. I wish I could kill people without consequences of jail time or being killed myself. Quote -removed by thor- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted August 31, 2015 Author Share Posted August 31, 2015 Killing so many people result in you losing sanity- you end up completely insane, unable to care for yourself, and whenever you get a moment of sanity, all you can think of is how much you want to die, but cannot. I wish World War 3 would start in real life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 It starts, but you are the first casualty. I wish Project Zomboid reaches 1.0 tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Peterson Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 It reaches 1.0, but Russia declares war on the U.S. and all mankind as we know it comes to an end. I wish thalmor would post the next part of after the fall. (Sense a trend) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Well it sucks I wish for an un corrupt wish Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saruman Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Your uncorrupt wish is so amazing that somebody steals it. I wish for permanent domination of Orbis 1 Quote º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¸ GOD EMPEROR BIO DRANDO¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¸ BIO DRANDO GOD EMPEROR¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 (edited) [Edit] Ninja-d You get permanent domination of Orbis. P&W closes the next day. I wish for the ability to control time without consequences. Edited September 18, 2015 by Dimitri Valko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiki Mod Dr Rush Posted September 18, 2015 Wiki Mod Share Posted September 18, 2015 You zoom around time & space timelord style, but the history of the universe is so depressing you end up committing suicide. I want a shrubbery! Quote 23:38 Skable that's why we don't want Rose involved, so we can take the m all for ourselves 23:39 [] but Mensa is the cute girl at the school dance and she's only dancing with us right now to get our friend jealous 23:39 [] If Rose comes in and gives Mensa what she wants, she'll just toss us aside and forget we ever existed 23:39 zombie_lanae yeah I do hope we can keep having them all to ourselves 23:40 zombie_lanae I know it's selfish but I want all their love 6:55 PM <+Isolatar> Praise Dio Pubstomper|BNC [20:01:55] Rose wouldn't plan a hit on Mensa because it would be !@#$ing stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwemyrn Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Your shrubbery is an alive and conscious plant that ends up eating you alive, gains control of your spirit and use your spirit to draw other people into being eaten by the shrubbery. I wish for a large wooden badger! Quote -removed by thor- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saruman Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 You get a large wooden badger, but there are several normal badgers inside and when you are sleeping, they kill you. I wish for all the money in the world Quote º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¸ GOD EMPEROR BIO DRANDO¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¸ BIO DRANDO GOD EMPEROR¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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