Kastor Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 (edited) We welcome Mr. and Mrs. Kastor! Have fun on your honeymoon! 8:48 PM <Henry> We are gathered here today to celebrate the holy matrimony of Katie and Bigbrother. 8:48 PM <BigBrother> omg :') 8:49 PM <Henry> Over the years, we have watched with excitement and joy these 2 fall in love. 8:50 PM <Henry> Now with the Anti-Christ's blessing, these 2 appear before us to be married. 8:50 PM <Lan> lol 8:50 PM <BigBrother> the only blessing i ever want 8:50 PM <Henry> Into this estate these two persons present come now to be joined. 8:50 PM <Henry> If any one can show just cause why they may not be lawfully joined together, let 8:50 PM <Henry> them speak now or forever hold their peace. 8:50 PM <katie> i object 8:50 PM <BigBrother> wooow 8:51 PM <BigBrother> heart crushed 8:51 PM <katie> just kidding love u bayb 8:51 PM <BigBrother> emotions rekt 8:51 PM <katie> baby 8:51 PM <Henry> damn 8:51 PM <katie> omg no 8:51 PM <BigBrother> many sads 8:51 PM <katie> omg 8:51 PM <katie> cuddle 8:51 PM <Lan> they will have great make up sex later 8:51 PM <katie> true 8:51 PM <Henry> BigBrother, repeat after me 8:51 PM <BigBrother> Lan knows, he is very wise for a sex doll 8:51 PM <Henry> Katie, I take you to be my lawfully wedded wife. Before these witnesses I vow to 8:51 PM <Henry> love you and care for you as long as we both shall live. I take you, with all your 8:51 PM <Henry> faults and your strengths, as I offer myself to you with my faults and my strengths. I 8:51 PM <Henry> will help you when you need help, and will turn to you when I need help. I choose 8:51 PM <Henry> you as the person with whom I will spend my life 8:51 PM <Lan> lol 8:51 PM <BigBrother> Katie, I take you to be my lawfully wedded wife. Before these witnesses I vow to 8:51 PM <BigBrother> <Henry> love you and care for you as long as we both shall live. I take you, with all your 8:51 PM <BigBrother> <Henry> faults and your strengths, as I offer myself to you with my faults and my strengths. I 8:51 PM <BigBrother> <Henry> will help you when you need help, and will turn to you when I need help. I choose 8:51 PM <BigBrother> <Henry> you as the person with whom I will spend my life 8:52 PM <BigBrother> whatever 8:52 PM <Henry> I Bigbother take thee Katie to be my wedded wife, to have and to 8:52 PM <Henry> hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and 8:52 PM <Henry> in health, to love, honor, and cherish, 'til death do us part 8:53 PM <Death> :3 8:53 PM <Henry> You need to repeat that BigBrother 8:53 PM <BigBrother> I BigBrother take thee Katie to be my wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for beter or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, honor and cherish, 'til death do us part 8:54 PM <Henry> Katie, please repeat after me 8:54 PM <Henry> Bigbrother, I take you to be my lawfully wedded husband. Before these witnesses I vow 8:54 PM <Henry> to love you and care for you as long as we both shall live. I take you, with all your 8:54 PM <Henry> faults and your strengths, as I offer myself to you with my faults and my strengths. I 8:54 PM <Henry> will help you when you need help, and will turn to you when I need help. I choose 8:54 PM <Henry> you as the person with whom I will spend my life cooking and cleaning for, never shall I object because that dick is amazing. 8:54 PM <JohnHenryHolliday> I OBJECT! 8:54 PM <Lan> a full blown irc wedding...... 8:54 PM <Death> Silence you fool 8:55 PM <BigBrother> too late to object now bro 8:55 PM <katie> same 8:55 PM <katie> what henry said 8:55 PM <Henry> 8:55 PM <Henry> I'll just skip Katie's part altogether 8:55 PM <katie> I katie take thee bigbrother to be my wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for beter or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, honor and cherish, 'til death do us part 8:55 PM <katie> ok 8:55 PM <katie> i did it 8:56 PM <JohnHenryHolliday> damn it death 8:56 PM <Henry> We will now exchange rings 8:56 PM <JohnHenryHolliday> Here you all are having a wedding and I can't get a date! 8:56 PM <Henry> Lan, is the ringbearer, bring forward the rings. 8:56 PM <Lan> oh um..... 8:56 PM — Lan brings rings 8:56 PM — JohnHenryHolliday hands lan two ringpops 8:57 PM <katie> dibs on both 8:57 PM <katie> i luv candy 8:57 PM <Death> D: 8:57 PM <Lan> just kiss already!!! 8:57 PM <Henry> The Blessing of the Rings; 8:57 PM <Henry> the wedding ring is the outward and visible sign of an inward and spiritual bond 8:57 PM <Henry> which unites two loyal hearts in endless love. It is a seal of the vows [Groom's name] 8:57 PM <Henry> and [bride's name] have made to one another. May she and he, who give them, and 8:57 PM <Henry> who wear these rings, live together in unity, love and happiness for the rest of their 8:57 PM <Henry> lives 8:57 PM <Henry> Oh shit 8:57 PM <Henry> uhhh 8:58 PM <BigBrother> hue 8:58 PM <Henry> kiss each other 8:58 PM <BigBrother> MWAH 8:58 PM <Henry> You may now kiss the Bride 8:58 PM <katie> mwah!!!!!! 8:58 PM — Lan takes pictures 8:58 PM <BigBrother> now let's make babies 8:58 PM <Henry> Ladies and Gentlemen 8:58 PM <katie> put one in me 8:58 PM <Lan> lol 8:58 PM <Henry> I present you with Mr. and Mrs. Kastor. 8:58 PM <BigBrother> hahahaha 8:58 PM <katie> WHAT 8:59 PM <JohnHenryHolliday> you didn't know? 8:59 PM <katie> undo!!!!!! 8:59 PM <Henry> no 8:59 PM <katie> ctrl z!!!! 8:59 PM <Death> http://i.imgur.com/PSMZD5i.png 8:59 PM <Henry> Game over 8:59 PM <katie> cmd z!!! 8:59 PM <Henry> gg 8:59 PM <Henry> 10/10 8:59 PM <JohnHenryHolliday> why do you think I objected? 8:59 PM <Lan> kastor? 8:59 PM <BigBrother> best wedding ever ino 8:59 PM <BigBrother> imo* 8:59 PM <Death> http://i.imgur.com/PSMZD5i.png 8:59 PM <JohnHenryHolliday> It wasn't for me, it was for your own sake.8:48 PM <> It wasn't for me, it was for your own sake. 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Kamea Arano Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 The hell? Lol. 1 Quote Terms of Service | Wiki | Contact Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Brother Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 This is the best day ever. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greene Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 What is it with all these weddings lately? 1 Quote Formerly known as Grealind of Resvernas (28 October 2014-29 August 2017) and Greene of Japan (29 August 2017-28 Septmber 2017) 7th Caretaker of Duat, the Deity Thoth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stannis Baratheon Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 gg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Too soon? he's not allowed to leave me. ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong-Il Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Why was i not the flowergirl 1 Quote The many forms of proof regarding Kastor's sexuality: - Kastor: I already came out the closet. - MaIone: I'm gay * MaIone is now known as Kastor - Henri: i'm a !@#$it Skable: the !@#$ is a codo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 (edited) This thread is cancer. Kastor, Bigbrother, and Katie are now on my PZI list that I just decided to create. Edit: I've decided that PZI is too harsh, I'll remove BB and Katie since idk who they are. Kastor stays though. Forever. Edited June 7, 2015 by underlordgc Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 hey it wasn't my idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 As one of P&Ws elder statesmen, I'd like to impart some wisdom onto the newly wedded couple. Take this fact to heart and use this information as you will......."50% of all marriages end in divorce......but 100% of divorces start with marriage". Anyway...congrats to the happy newlyweds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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