Popular Post EvilPiggyFooFoo Posted August 3, 2024 Popular Post Share Posted August 3, 2024 (edited) Mandatory GLP-1 (Ozempic) Weight Loss Drug Clinical Trial The following outlines a mandatory randomized controlled trial (n=127) of Ozempic on The Immortals Study Identifier Protocol Number: 5875 Principal Investigator(s) Dr. Piggy Dr. Xi Dr. Jax Institution Event Horizon Date of Report August 3rd, 2024 Clinical Trial Report Background After 8 months of farming, the citizens of Event Horizon (EVH) have experienced a significant increase in obesity, leading to concerning health issues. Notable individuals, such as CBee, Redd, and Krampus, have been severely affected. For example, CBee has gotten so fat his tiny wings can no longer support flight. Redd has become so bloated that he now displays a strange symptom called touching grass irl. And our local whale Krampus now sinks to the bottom of the ocean due to excessive weight gain. In response, Dr. Piggy initiated a mandatory military exercise program on August 2, 2024, to combat obesity within EVH. However, these efforts have proven ineffective, necessitating more rigorous measures. Fortunately, we have discovered the miracle drug of Ozempics. Objective Our aim is to evaluate the efficacy and safety of Ozempic, a promising weight-loss drug, in reducing obesity among the members of Orbis. Before mass production and application for our own members, we have decided it would be most humane to find a bloated lab rat to test these GLP-1 drugs on. Study Design This study is a multi-week randomized controlled trial involving mandatory volunteers from The Immortals, a bloated patient suffering from inactivity and certain infamous infra-sellers having 4k infrastructure. The trial will assess the impact of Ozempic on weight loss, with the goal of improving health outcomes for participants and contributing to overall de-larding in Orbis. Methods Participants will be randomly assigned to receive either Ozempic or a placebo. The primary outcome measure will be weight loss, assessed weekly. Secondary outcomes will include changes in body mass index (BMI), waist circumference, and overall health markers. Adverse events will be monitored and recorded throughout the study. Results The results will be meticulously documented and analyzed to determine the effectiveness of Ozempic in promoting weight loss. Observers are encouraged to monitor the trial closely but refrain from interference. Conclusions The findings from this trial will provide critical insights into the potential benefits of Ozempic for weight loss in populations experiencing significant obesity. Successful outcomes may lead to broader applications within Orbis. Please donate to Dr. Piggy to support such generous clinical trial efforts. Spoiler Edited August 4, 2024 by EvilPiggyFooFoo 45 13 2 Quote Order fresh quality ads, flags, and graphics at Makin'Bacon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AlexiosKomnenos Posted August 3, 2024 Popular Post Share Posted August 3, 2024 I miss the old Piggy 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duluth Posted August 3, 2024 Share Posted August 3, 2024 Good luck and have fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tubby Posted August 3, 2024 Share Posted August 3, 2024 That drug is outlawed In smorgasbord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettaChecka Posted August 3, 2024 Share Posted August 3, 2024 Thanks for trialing ozempic for me! 1 2 Quote BettaChecka Nation Link High Gov Milcom - Singularity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madd0g Posted August 3, 2024 Share Posted August 3, 2024 war time lets go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeric Posted August 3, 2024 Share Posted August 3, 2024 My gods this post hit hard. Good luck to everyone. Weight loss is a rough journey.. (I've been working on it for two years) 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tiberius Aurion Posted August 3, 2024 Popular Post Share Posted August 3, 2024 How this read Lmao 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derkic Sawh Posted August 4, 2024 Share Posted August 4, 2024 God piggy a grip why you hitting someone while they are down hit me instead 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew6319 Posted August 4, 2024 Share Posted August 4, 2024 No, food was so cheap 😭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Le Posted August 4, 2024 Share Posted August 4, 2024 interesting Quote shadows are all colors of the rainbow, just blocked by an object, we hide in those shadows, and we hide in those dark valleys every night and day they have a shadow in them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew6319 Posted August 4, 2024 Share Posted August 4, 2024 24 minutes ago, Spoeb said: edit: why the downvotes nubs Is this really a question...? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayor Posted August 4, 2024 Share Posted August 4, 2024 I mean I hate Immortals as much as the next guy but this seems to be punching down a bit for EVH. Good luck anyways. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent W Posted August 4, 2024 Share Posted August 4, 2024 Time for Tyrion to hold a grudge again. Maybe Piggy will even get called a snake! Quote Former Imperial Officer of Internal Affairs and Emperor of the New Pacific Order, Founder of the Syndicate, Current Chief Global Strategist of the Syndicate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobert Posted August 4, 2024 Share Posted August 4, 2024 RIP my food production...just when it was about to recover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonit Posted August 4, 2024 Share Posted August 4, 2024 good luck, ig Quote Why do I need a signature? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathsGift66 Posted August 4, 2024 Share Posted August 4, 2024 As of August 2024, lawsuits are being filed against Ozempic, a drug used to treat type 2 diabetes, alleging that it can cause severe side effects and that the manufacturer failed to warn patients of these risks: Gastrointestinal issues: Lawsuits claim that Ozempic can cause gastroparesis, also known as stomach paralysis, ileus, intestinal blockages, and other gastrointestinal issues. Scientific studies have shown that taking Ozempic, especially at higher doses, can cause gastroparesis. Vision loss: Some lawsuits also claim that Ozempic can cause vision loss. The first Ozempic lawsuit was filed on August 2, 2023, and the number of cases continues to grow. In February 2024, the lawsuits were centralized in the Eastern District of Pennsylvania as a multidistrict litigation (MDL), which allows a single judge to issue rulings that apply to all the cases. The first status conference in the MDL was held on March 14, 2024. If you or a loved one took Ozempic and suffered serious side effects, you may be eligible for compensation. Compensation may include: Medical expenses, both past and future Lost wages Pain and suffering Evidence that may be helpful in an Ozempic lawsuit includes: medical records and personal documentation logs or diaries. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kihansi Haley Posted August 4, 2024 Share Posted August 4, 2024 2 hours ago, Richard IX said: No, food was so cheap 😭 Explains the gains, doesn't it? Special De-Larding Operation 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rageproject Posted August 4, 2024 Share Posted August 4, 2024 Let me know your findings on the drug. Because I’m tired of eating right and exercising. I need a quick fix. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronjoy Tehmina Posted August 4, 2024 Share Posted August 4, 2024 (edited) Very important study which, if sucessful, will have widespread application around orbis. However, elder abuse is frowned upon by the Human rights committee of the most honorable. Sources say that a seperate investigation into the matter shall be carried out at a later date. Edited August 4, 2024 by Ronjoy Tehmina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Skeleton Posted August 4, 2024 Share Posted August 4, 2024 Ngl, I expected EVH to choose a stronger opponent... I 4 Quote JOIN MNN FOR BEST ORBIS MEMES: https://discord.gg/T2DnrBEWzE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleazar Posted August 4, 2024 Share Posted August 4, 2024 4 hours ago, EvilPiggyFooFoo said: alright but no one talk about this picture? it's cute > w < 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendell Williams Posted August 4, 2024 Share Posted August 4, 2024 I instantly thought of Dr Now reading this! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepingNinja Posted August 4, 2024 Share Posted August 4, 2024 Nobody likes a bully Piggy. 😠 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John M Keynes Posted August 4, 2024 Share Posted August 4, 2024 In before the forum bots take notes from this Quote My opinion may not reflect those of my alliance or its affiliates. Please read at your own discretion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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