Dwynn Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Ahahaha at that last line. 1 Quote He's right, I'm such a stinker. Play my exceptional game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilal the Great Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 That's an accurate representation of the speedround war. I like it. Quote King Bilal the Great Mediocre The Average monarch of Billonesia Wikia page (if you're into roleplay things). We Tvtropes now. (down the rabbit hole!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuba Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Too much time on the hands of some people here. Quote It's not how hard you try, it's if you succeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeon Helikos Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adama Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 WRONG FLAG THERE AEON ^ Quote If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a roll. There is one you will follow. One who is the shining star, and he will lead you to beautiful places in the search of his own vanity. And when there is no more vanity to be found, he will leave you in darkness, as a fading memory of his own creation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeon Helikos Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 (edited) Yes it's the old TAC flag. It's intentional. Edited December 14, 2014 by Aeon Helikos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefontaine Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Oh man NG. Never change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Hopefully EoS will make it's appearance in this play of sorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alataq Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Hopefully EoS will make it's appearance in this play of sorts. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 (edited) Nice war. I wonder who's winning? Edited December 15, 2014 by Fox Fire Quote _________________________________________________________________ <Jroc> I heard \ is an anagram of cocaine<\> I can't be rearranged into a line, I already am a line. --Foxburo Wiki-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 I wonder when BK's cameo I mean super awesome and important role will happen. Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 (edited) Well, I'm on a roll now. Lets continue onward, shall we? The (Insert Name Here) War, A Play Written by: TheNG Edited by: TheNG Starring: Rose as itself Guardian as itself Seven Kingdoms as itself Empire of Spades as itself Ignis Immortales as itself The Supreme Gentlemen as itself Imperial Cavalry of Exorbitance as itself INTL Anarchist Communist Front as itself Ordo Draconum as itself Act 2 Scene 1 - The backyard of Guardian's home. Scene: The backyard is verdant, covered in grass and shrubs. Seven Kingdoms sits at a table writing Lord of the Rings fan fiction while a small group of alliances mill around, making small talk. Sheepy walks among them, giving out blessings. Enter Guardian and Rose Guardian walks over and sits down besides Seven Kingdoms. Rose eagerly watches a caterpillar eat a leaf. Seven Kingdoms How did the spying go? Guardian ​*haughtily* Excellent, as with all my endeavors of course. So, are these all the alliances which wanted to help? You know, I thought there'd be more. Seven Kingdoms Well, it turns out that we are all incredibly unpopular, so I was only able to get a few to come over here. We can ask them a few questions to see whether they are a good fit. Guardian Do we have to? I mean, I still think we can do everything on our own, its not like UPN, DEIC, and BoC are better than us in every way. Seven Kingdoms Well, they really are, look what happened last time. Guardian begins to cry Guardian Why do you constantly have to destroy my fragile and pathetic self-esteem SK? Seven Kingdoms Listen, lets just talk to some of these guys first, OK? Guardian dries its eyes Guardian Fine, but then we go crush them and fulfill the natural order. Seven Kingdoms *paternally* Of course Guardian, I wouldn't have it any other way. *shouts* Form a line guys! First alliance step forward! A small, short alliance steps forward. Although it strongly resembles Seven Kingdoms, it manages to be even less impressive Guardian What's your name? Ordo Draconum I'm Ordo Draconum sir! Guardian Do I know you? Seven Kingdoms He's my little brother Guardian Man, you guys are both ugly Seven Kingdoms and Ordo Draconum Hey! Guardian What, I'm just being honest. Anyway, I'll pass on you Ordo. Seven Kingdoms But why? We need the help. Guardian You're just kind of small Ordo, I mean even BoC could stomp on you! Seven Kingdoms Since when do you care about others personal safety? Guardian Normally I don't care about others at all, but there are slightly more impressive alliances in line. Next! Seven Kingdoms whispers to Ordo Draconum, who walks away dejectedly. The next alliance, a ragged and dirty creature, steps forward. Exit Ordo Draconum Guardian Alright, what is your name? INTL Anarchist Communist Front My name is INTL Anarchist Communist Front. Guardian *whisper to Seven Kingdoms* This guy seems like a commie. You know how we hate these guys. Seven Kingdoms *whisper* Trust me,it isn't, it may seem a little weird, but it could be useful. INTL Anarchist Communist Front You know, I can hear everything you are saying, and I'm not a commie. I'm an anarchist. Guardian Oh, spying are we, you despicable monster! Leave my sight at once you filthy commie! INTL Anarchist Communist Front I'm telling you, I'm not a communist, I'm an anarchist! Guardian I don't care! I don't like you anyway, and if I don't like you, you rapidly become an unhealthy obsession for me for weeks and weeks, building up to a massive all-powerful strike! Now get out before I kill you! INTL Anarchist Communist Front You can't kill anything! Thats why I'm here right now! Guardian lets out a strangled scream and lunges for INTL Anarchist Communist Front. Seven Kingdoms struggles to hold Guardian back and frantically motions for INTL Anarchist Communist Front to leave. exit INTL Anarchist Communist Front Seven Kingdoms Guardian, calm down! Guardian *screaming loudly* After I smash my other enemies, you'll be next! FEAR ME! Seven Kingdoms Uh, next! Next! A third alliance steps forward while Seven Kingdoms manages to push Guardian back into its seat. Guardian *attempting to calm down* Your name? Empire of Spades C'mon, you guys don't remember me? Seven Kingdoms EOS? I thought you were dead? Rose said he ate you... Empire of Spades Hah, that idiot couldn't kill me if it tried. Nah, I was just hiding out, and now I'm back to kick some ass! Guardian ​But you're friends with DEIC, UPN, and BoC. Why do you want to help us? Empire of Spades Because I'm bored, and you guys are so pathetic, its funny. Plus, I have a blood feud with UPN, it owes me $5. Guardian We're pathetic?! You're pathetic! And I'll prove that we're not pathetic! We don't need your help at all! I'll beat them all without you! Empire of Spades Eh, whatever guys, I can always fight you. Have fun getting beat. Empire of Spades pulls out a cigar and walks away humming, while Guardian stares angrily and Seven Kingdoms hangs its head. exit Empire of Spades Seven Kingdoms *exasperatedly* Come on Guardian, we have to get someone to help us! Some of those alliances could've been useful. You've got to stop driving people away. Guardian I've been driving people away all my short, miserable life! Why stop now! Anyway, all these alliances were terrible. Where is good help when you need it? Seven Kingdoms We are the good help (which is saying something I suppose.) Ugh, oh well. Next! An tall, handsome, and impressive alliance steps forward. It exudes confidence and competence. The mouths of Guardian and Seven Kingdoms hang open Guardian Can I please be your friend? Seven Kingdoms No pick me! Please! I want to have a normal alliance for a friend! Mysterious Alliance I heard you guys needed some help, well I can provide. Guardian *excitedly* Yes, yes you can help us! What is your name? Mysterious Alliance My name is Imperial Cavalry of Exorbitance, you can call me ICE for short. Seven Kingdoms Have I heard of you before? Imperial Cavalry of Exorbitance Well, you may have heard of some of my members. Aamir, Morgan Fr- Seven Kingdoms, Guardian, and Rose let out terrified screams Seven Kingdoms *terrfied* MONSTER!!!! Guardian *terrified* A FRASER ALLIANCE!! KILL IT!!! Rose *terrified* What did I do to deserve this? Imperial Cavalry of Exorbitance *pleading* No, please! Give me a chance! I've changed! Rose, Guardian, and Seven Kingdoms run around the yard, screaming. Imperial Cavalry of Exorbitance hangs its head and walks away Guardian *terrfied breathing* A Fraser alliance, we were feet away from a Fraser alliance! How did this happen?! Seven Kingdoms This place is tainted! Did that thing touch anyone? Guardian, Rose, and Seven Kingdoms stand still, struggling to regain their breath and control Guardian Alright, that must never happen again! Seven Kingdoms *nervously* Listen, I had no idea when I called it over. It just seemed normal! Guardian This must never happen again, here me! Never! Seven Kingdoms Alright, lets just put that behind us, and finish up here. Guardian and Seven Kingdoms sit down. The final alliance steps up, and Guardian starts in surprise. Guardian No, no, no, no, no, no! Not II, not II! Seven Kingdoms *whispers* Listen Guardian, I know II can be odd, but it likes you. You can't buy that loyalty! Ignis Immortales *bubbly* Hey Guardian, how are you doing? Guardian *nervously* Uh, hi II Ignis Immortales I heard you guys needed help, and I really want to! Seven Kingdoms Sure you can! Guardian No you can't! You always follow me around II, its really creepy, and thats saying something, coming from me! Ignis Immotales Love me Guardian!! Seven Kingdoms Of course you can help! *angrily to Guardian* II can help us! Guardian thinks hard for a minute, then speaks Guardian Sure you can help us II. Why don't you go and buy us some missiles? Ignis Immortales *happily* Yay! I won't fail you guys! exit Ignis Immortales Guardian Heheh, that gets II out of the way. Now we can go and roll DEIC, UPN, and BoC. Seven Kingdoms Great! That was the last alliance Guardian, now we don't have any extra help! That was what we were supposed to be doing! Guardian You're panicking SK, we don't need any help! I can take them all myself, without your stupid ideas. Grab TEst, and lets go! Seven Kingdoms hangs its head. Suddenly, an alliance becomes relevant, materializing into existence. Supreme Gentlemen Hey guys! Guardian Who are you? Supreme Gentlemen Come on guys, don't you know me? Guardian and Seven Kingdoms No. Supreme Gentlemen Really, you've never heard of me or what I do? Seven Kingdoms Do you do anything? Supreme Gentlemen ​Augh, why does nobody know what I do? Guardian Maybe because you're not important? Supreme Gentlemen You know what, screw you guys. I'll find someone who cares. Supreme Gentlemen becomes irrelevant again, and dematerializes Guardian What was that? Seven Kingdoms I have no idea... Guardian Anyway..... Lets go defeat our opponents! The final showdown! Seven Kingdoms There really isn't a way I can convince you to wait? Guardian Nope. Grab TEst and Rose, and lets go! Seven Kingdoms Oh well, I wrote my will anyway. Lets go. Come on Rose.. Rose Yay, I like this party! exit Rose, Seven Kingdoms and Guardian End of Scene 2 Edited December 15, 2014 by TheNG 4 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naTia Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Where is NSO's cameo? Quote Resident DJ @ Club Orbis Founder of The Warehouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Entertaining read! Bravo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alataq Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Added TSG, classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefontaine Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Added TSG, classic Who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenages Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Who? I've heard tell of a myth round these parts, called The Supreme Gentlemen. The legends say it was a long lost cousin of GPA, that failed to maintain even that level of marginal relevance, and dissipated into the ether. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alataq Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Who? He added The Supreme Gentleman into the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenages Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 He added The Supreme Gentleman into the story. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted December 16, 2014 Author Share Posted December 16, 2014 Im hoping for more pro upn/voc propaganda to come out. Though the lack of Guardian/Rose/TEst pieces is disturbing as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Poor ICE Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) Well here we are. This will be the final scene of the play, and all your questions won't be answered. Does Guardian find true love? When is Rose going to drop its next mixtape? Will I do something productive with my free time? How do magnets work? Anyway, sit back and enjoy the show. The (Insert Name Here) War, A Play Written by: TheNGEdited by: TheNGStarring:Rose as itselfGuardian as itselfSeven Kingdoms as itselfTerminus Est as itselfBrotherhood of the Clouds as itselfThe Dutch East India Company as itselfUnited Purple Nations as itself Empire of Spades as itself Ignis Immortales as itself The Supreme Gentlemen as itself Green Protection Agency as itself Act 2 Scene 2 - A parking lot behind the Orbis Wal-MartScene: The lot is entirely abandoned, with the exception of Sheepy, who is making a furtive sacrifice to the blood god in an empty refrigerator box. Clouds blanket the sky, and a brisk wind sends plastic bags flying around. enter Guardian, Rose, Seven Kingdoms, and Terminus Est Guardian *excitedly* Alright, our mortal foes shall be here soon! We need to prepare an ambush. Rose, hide behind the shopping cart. SK, behind the light pole. I'll be back here, behind all this donation bin. Terminus Est What about me? Guardian Since you are the weakest link, stand right here in the middle and serve as our bait. Look pathetic, though it shouldn't be too hard. Terminus Est Its hard to look weak when I once disemboweled a guy just so I could get his souvenir keychain. It had my name on it, you see. Rose *excitedly* Can I play with the intestines? Seven Kingdoms *exasperatedly* Rose, TEst is making that up. Its never disemboweled anyone. Guardian All of you, shut up! Now TEst, stand there or I'll break your other kneecap! Everyone else, get into position, I think I hear them! Guardian, Rose, and Seven Kingdoms move into their hiding places. Terminus Est hobbles into position in the middle of the lot enter United Purple Nations, The Dutch East India Company, and Brotherhood of the Clouds, discussing the differences between lemonade and limeade. The Dutch East India Company Well I'm telling you, limes are really much be- *with surprise* Well well well, if it isn't our old friend Terminus Est. What are you doing here? Terminus Est I'm here to inflict severe bodily harm, of course. United Purple Yeah, how you gonna do that? By shooting yourself again? How is that leg by the way? Terminus Est I only need one to kick your ass. Brotherhood of the Clouds So where are your loser posse TEst? They run scared, like last time? Guardian Right here! ​Guardian, Rose, and Seven Kingdoms spring out of hiding, surrounding The Dutch East India Company, United Purple Nations, and Brotherhood of the Clouds. Guardian *eagerly* Now whose at a disadvantage? Heheh, you fell right into my clever trap! Brotherhood of the Clouds Clever? You must admit this trap is rather rudimentary. Anyone could really come up with it. Guardian What?! My genius is unparalleled! Do you think idiots like Seven Kingdoms could come up with something of this caliber? Seven Kingdoms Yeah, I could. This was pretty simple. Guardian *angrily* Shut up! The point is, you've fallen into my trap. Prepare to get crushed for all eternity! The Dutch East India Company You know, why do you hate us so much? Guardian A long history of tyranny going back to when we los- suffered an minor and temporary setback this afternoon! Seven Kingdoms *with brutal honesty* We were bored and looking for some fun. Rose wanted to play on the slide. Brotherhood of the Clouds That is pretty sad. Guardian I'll let SK's treason slide because you'll never get to leave and tell anyone! ATTACK! Mysterious Voice Not so fast! A bag of trash splits in half and Empire of Spades steps out Empire of Spades I can't let you do that Guardian. Like I said before, UPN owes me $5. $5 which I intend to collect. Guardian *huaghtily* Yeah? Well, I guess you'll just have to do that after we're done. United Purple Nations EOS, you're alive? Rose said that it ate you! Empire of Spades hangs its head in frustration Empire of Spades And all you guys believed Rose? Since when has Rose done anything that would lead you to believe it could actually eat me? The Dutch East India Company I dunno, it just sounded like something Rose would do. Rose I can eat you if I want. Spades are just like stickers and rocks, very chewy. Empire of Spades That is really messed up. Have you ever gotten Rose checked out? Seven Kingdoms The doctor says its permanent. Empire of Spades Shame. Anyway, if you won't let me at UPN, I'll go through you first! Guardian I knew I was right to not let you join our party! Sick EOS, allies! Rose and Seven Kingdoms run at Empire of Spades, who nimbly dodges away and charges Guardian. Empire of Spades pulls out a knife and is about to stab Guardian when Ignis Immortales appears from nowhere and launches itself at Empire of Spades. Guardian What? Empire of Spades What the- Instead of shredding Guardian, Empire of Spade's blade cuts deep into Ignis Immortales. Ignis Immotales falls to the ground, bleeding, while Guardian bends over it. All the other alliances stand still. Gaurdian *confused and angry* Ignis, why did you do that, you idiot! I had everything under control! Ingnis Immortales *weakly* Because...... I love you.... Guardian...... I...... just...... wanted to.... help.... I'm glad...I saved... you... Guardian Well, I'm not glad you moron! At least you could've taken down EOS before you got stabbed! And where are the missiles I sent you to buy?! Thanks for being completely useless! Ignis Immortales *weakly* You're....not...happy?....But....I....... Ignis Immortale's head rolls back, and its eyes close for the final time Seven Kingdoms *accusatorially to Empire of Spades* You killed Ignis! Empire of Spades Eh, whatever. Its not like Ignis really matters. Guardian Yeah, fair point. A shot rings out, and Empire of Spades collapses to the ground. United Purple Nations lowers its weapon United Purple Nations Sorry EOS, but I need that $5. You should've stayed dead. ​The Dutch East India Company and Brotherhood of the Clouds pull out guns and the three turn to face Guardian, Rose, Terminus Est, and Seven Kingdoms The Dutch East India Company Lets polish off these idiots for real, then get out of here. I say this takes 2 minutes tops. Brotherhood of the Clouds You're on! Brotherhood of the Clouds and The Dutch East India Company fist bump Seven Kingdoms Not today! For too long have we been oppressed by cruel and callous alliances. Now, we end that threat! For Ignis Immortales! Guardian *whispers* Not for Ignis, thats embarrassing... The Dutch East India Company *sarcastically* Nice role-play, how long did it take you to come up with that! Seven Kingdoms Less than it'll take to finish you off! Ahhhhhh! Seven Kingdoms and Rose charge, followed by Guardian. Terminus Est hobbles as fast as it can behind them. Dutch East India Company, United Purple Nations, and Brotherhood of the Clouds charge as well, and the two groups meet in the middle of the parking lot in a frenzy of shots and fisticuffs. Terminus Est I may be slow, but I'm still crazy! Take this. Terminus Est fires two shots. One manages to curve into its uninjured knee, and Terminus Est collapses. The other bullet slams into Seven Kingdoms, who takes another step and then falls to the ground, dead. Guardian Noooooooooo! Seven Kingdoms! Rose barrels into The Dutch East India Company and Brotherhood of the Clouds, sending them both flying. It then begins to pummel UPN. ​Guardian charges The Dutch East India Company and tries to to keep the alliance down with punches and kicks. Guardian That was for Seven Kingdoms! And that was for my obsessive compulsive hatred of you! And that was for my mother! And that was for world peace! And that was- Brothehood of the Clouds calmly walks up behind Guardian and stabs it with Empire of Spade's knife. Fueled by obsessive hatred, Guardian turns around and tears the knife out from its back and swings wildly at Brotherhood of the Clouds. Brotherhood of the Clouds and The Dutch East India Company back away and watch as Guardian staggers around until it collapses. The Dutch East India Company Where's The Almighty when you need him now? Brotherhood of the Clouds Nice line. The Dutch East India Company Thanks, it was really only natural for such an all-around amazing alliance like myself. Lets go finish off Rose. Rose picks up United Purple Nations, and throws the alliance across the lot, but United Purple Nations lands on its feet. Rose begins singing tribal chants. United Purple Nations *creeped out* Man, why did I have to fight Rose? Oh well, lets cut this rose's stem! United Purple Nations picks up its gun and prepares to fire when Rose suddenly breaks and runs away. United Purple Nations What!? ​Rose yells that it must preserve the line of kings and disappears around the corner of the store. The Dutch East India Company and Brotherhood of the Clouds join United Purple Nations United Purple Nations Rose got away. Brotherhood of the Clouds Oh well, we still won conclusively, as was expected. How much time, by the way? The Dutch East India Company 1 minute 43 seconds, looks like I win. Brotherhood of the Clouds Rats! The three alliances turn to Terminus Est, who is laying on the ground, looking terrified. The Dutch East India Company What do you want to do with TEst. United Purple Nations We're merciful, more than these guys would've ever been. Lets leave this one alone. Brotherhood of the Clouds Alright! As the three alliances take one last look at Terminus Est, Brotherhood of the Clouds suddenly gives out a cry and collapses, a katana in its back. The Dutch East India Company and United Purple Nations turn around in shock and horror to see a familiar alliance standing in the lot. Green Protection Agency Hello my fellows. United Purple Nations *shocked* What did you do? Green Protection Agency I was simply securing my rule over this world. I thank you for eliminating so much of the competition, but I'm afraid your usefulness is at its end. Goodbye. United Purple Nations If you think we're going to let some dirty neutral rule this place, you're sadly mistaken! The Dutch East India Company Lets show this hippie how us blocs do things around here! The Dutch East India Company and United Purple Nations hold up their hands and begin to glow. When the glow fades, a single alliance stands in their place. The two alliances have merged. United Company of East Indies Nations Didn't expect that, did you! This one is for Brotherhood! United Company of East Indies Nations takes a thundering step forward and tries to crush Green Protection Agency. However Green Protection Agency simply dodges the massive alliance and flicks its hand, sending United Company of East Indies Nations flying into a wall, where it dissolves into its two constituent alliances, who do not move. Green Protection Agency Well that was.. unimpressive. All these warlike alliances are fools anyway. Killing and maiming themselves while I take over behind the scenes. If only they knew their pathetic little plots and petty rivalries were utterly meaningless. If they had united, they might have stood a chance. Green Protection Agency stares around at the devastation, its eyes alighting on Terminus Est Terminus Est *nervously* We're cool, right? Green Protection Agency Sorry, no blood-drinking cultists my new world. Insane relics like yourself deserve only to cease existing. Green Protection Agency flicks its hand again, and Terminus Est spontaneously combusts, melting into a pool of bile and ill-thought out forum posts Green Protection Agency Well, I suppose that it is time to begin ruling my new domain. It has been a blast everyone... Green Protection Agency turns and begins to walk out of the parking lot, away from the fallen alliances, giving no further thought to the foes which it had vanquished, and only to the future. Suddenly, an alliance becomes relevant and materializes next to Green Protection Agency. The Supreme Gentlemen Heeeey GPA, loved the final speech. Very classy. I always knew that you would win, I'm pretty good at picking winners. Say, you need any help running this place? I could be very helpful! ​Green Protection Agency I'm sorry, who are you? The Supreme Gentlemen *frustrated* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- End Well congratulations on reaching the end. I think we all knew what would happen. Let this completely truthful play serve as a warning to all future generations. May the brave Covenant alliances never be forgotten, while everyone else can be safely forgotten. Trust me. Edited December 16, 2014 by TheNG 3 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 I rolled Ollysho once. I'm sure I could roll Ignis Imortales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saeton Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Terminus Est Its hard to look weak when I once disemboweled a guy just so I could get his souvenir keychain. It had my name on it, you see. Rose *excitedly* Can I play with the intestines? Seven Kingdoms *exasperatedly* Rose, TEst is making that up. Its never disemboweled anyone. Yeah... that's right... we haven't... we'd never do something so evil... Quote (TEst lives on but I'm in BK stronk now and too lazy to change the image) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwynn Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 3 Quote He's right, I'm such a stinker. Play my exceptional game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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