Toxxikation Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Terminus Est War Awards At the end of the war, I took it upon myself to create awards to be given to our members at the end of each war as a morale enhancement. Fourteen awards will be given out, one in each of the following categories: Offensive: Most Damage Done (Monetary Value) Most Infrastructure Destroyed Most Soldiers Killed Most Tanks Destroyed Most Aircraft Downed Most Ships Sank Most Money Stolen Defensive (Losses must be greater than 0 to qualify): Least Damage Taken (Monetary Value) Least Infrastructure Lost Least Soldiers Killed Least Tanks Destroyed Least Aircraft Downed Least Ships Sank* Least Money Stolen Winners: Offensive: Hit 'em Where It Hurts! award for most monetary damage done goes to Khestra of Tarantis ($14,211.589.35) OH NO! MY PIXELS! award for most infrastructure destroyed goes to Khestra of Tarantis (2,596.43) Fredrick Zoller Dead-Eye award for most soldiers killed goes to Khestra of Tarantis (130,890) A-10 Thunderbolt II award for most tanks destroyed goes to Lucy of Hedgehog (610) Red Baron award for most aircraft downed goes to ElPinchazo of Schadenfreudeia (63) Pearl Harbor award for most ships sank is a tie between Lucy of Hedgehog and Toxxikation of Osea (1 each) Gimme Dat Booty! award for most money stolen goes to Khestra of Tarantis ($2,663,778.10) Defensive: Were They Even Trying? award for least monetary damage taken goes to Phiney of Phintopia ($8,698.00) Minor Earthquake award for least infrastrustcure damage goes to BoxcarJim of Wabash (1.58) Like an Army of Robots! award for least soldiers lost goes to BoxcarJim of Wabash (13,429) M1 Abrams award for least tanks lost goes to BoxcarJim of Wabash (120) Tuskegee Airmen award for least aircraft downed goes to Phiney of Phintopia (1) *Since no ships were lost by Terminus Est through battle, the YOU COMPLETELY SUCK award for least ships sank will not be given out. Safe Bet award for least money stolen goes to Bus of Testicula ($9,607.26) The winners of these awards have been notified and their recognition is still being discussed within the Terminus Est Government. The final war stats will not be posted on the forums out of respect for our peace agreement. I will be more than happy to provide any monetary war stats to any who ask me through messaging here, on IRC, or in game. Thank you for tuning in! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saeton Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Damn it! I'm TOTALLY going to start going for these in the wars to come. Quote (TEst lives on but I'm in BK stronk now and too lazy to change the image) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 I like how Khestra is such a murderous bastard that he out did the missile spam from Phiney. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxxikation Posted November 20, 2014 Author Share Posted November 20, 2014 To be fair to Phiney, Phiney only had 1 Target, Khestra had 7. I'm still proud that I out-gunned Phiney in only 4 wars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefontaine Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Man. I want an award. Time to DoW TEst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxxikation Posted November 20, 2014 Author Share Posted November 20, 2014 Your award is the loss of 2,500 infrastructure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenodolf Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Pretty Cool, nice work guys Quote - Anarkhist leader of the Svøbødnäyä Tęrritøriyä Groznyj Grad - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellhound Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 4/7 offensive awards to Khestra, jesus !@#$ing christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikhail Gorbachev Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 This public award show is... ballsy. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 This is pretty cool, here's to the winners (especially Khestra, you crazy bastard)! o/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxxikation Posted November 20, 2014 Author Share Posted November 20, 2014 This public award show is... ballsy. Nice. Please understand that this is akin to us announcing the results of a vote or the establishment of our alliance: for informational purposes only. Only the names of the awards and the winners are announced here. The full stats of the war are not posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phiney Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Congratulations everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geronimo Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 You guys are awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Placentica Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Congrats, those are some numbers man. Quote Hello! If you don't like this post please go here: https://politicsandwar.com/forums/index.php?app=core&module=usercp&tab=core&area=ignoredusers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 (edited) 4/7 offensive awards to Khestra, jesus !@#$ christ. I imagine his acceptance speech will be something along the lines of this: Edited November 20, 2014 by Jodo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAI-40 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Beautiful stuff. I'm so proud of you all Quote "They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers. But what's the real cost? ‘Cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper. Why are we still paying so much for sneakers when you got them made by little slave kids? What are your overheads?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grillick Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 I think you should have included SI nations as eligible for the awards. Quote "It's hard to be a team player when you're omnipotent." - Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phiney Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 I think you should have included SI nations as eligible for the awards. Just pretend they were, the results are the same regardless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grillick Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 No, you would've been able to award someone for least ships lost. Quote "It's hard to be a team player when you're omnipotent." - Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 >hereno has not been given any awards 0/10 would not read again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khestra Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 (edited) "Faithful... enlightened... ambitious... brethren. In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to Khorne that will be made legend. Though it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries upon the Judgement of Carrion... ...it was Khorne's messenger that showed me the true path of freedom from our pathetic corpse-Emperor. And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes? It is nothing. There is no meaning, no purpose. We murder. We kill. It is mindless savagery, this UNIVERSE IS MINDLESS! In mere hours, billions will die. Innocent! Guilty! Strong and weak! Honest and deceitful! ALL of them! They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that mighty Khorne may revel in their bloodshed! And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty... we shall at long last be free! Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! LET THE GALAXY BURN!" - Azariah Kyras, Sorcerer Edited November 20, 2014 by Khestra 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Specter Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 congrats on the awards Quote Amidst the eternal waves of time From a ripple of change shall the storm rise Out of the abyss peer the eyes of a demon Behold the razgriz, its wings of black sheath The demon soars through dark skies Fear and death trail its shadow beneath Until men united weild a hallowed sabre In final reckoning, the beast is slain As the demon sleeps, man turns on man His own blood and madness soon cover the earth From the depths of despair awaken the razgriz Its raven wings ablaze in majestic light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisha Greyjoy Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Congratulations on your bloody achievements. Congratulations that the blood was mostly not yours, although such is a small matter relatively speaking. Quote Duke of House Greyjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khestra Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 "And we must remember, even as we die, that our blood too is most welcome." - Harkan Ironfist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dongs (old) Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Quotes are for boring people who can't think for themselves. - Dongs, professional hypocrite. 1 Quote "I did not get my SpaghettiOs, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this." -Last words of Thomas J. Grasso, death row inmate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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