[Treaty] These Fighting Hands

[Shwin]

 

In a world where war and violence were commonplace, The Fighting Pacifists found themselves struggling to survive. They had always believed in nonviolence and pixel-hugging, but as their society became more and more dangerous, they found themselves questioning their values.

One day, Shwin proposed a radical idea: that they should embrace the culture of The Hand of Fate in order to protect themselves. At first, the pacifists were horrified at the thought of abandoning their principles, but as they saw their friends and family suffer at the hands of raiders, they knew they needed to do something.

So, they began to learn the ways of the war mongers. They trained in combat and began to arm themselves. They even started to adopt the war mongers' language and customs.

At first, the pacifists struggled to reconcile their newfound aggression with their pacifist values. But as they began to interact with the war mongers, they realized that there was more to their culture than just violence. They saw that the war mongers were fiercely loyal to their families and communities, and that they had a deep sense of honor and respect for those who had earned it.

Slowly but surely, the pacifists began to embrace these values themselves. They learned to fight not out of anger or hatred, but out of a desire to protect their loved ones and their way of life. They started to form close bonds with their fellow warriors, and they even began to earn the respect of the war mongers they had once feared.

As they changed, the pacifists realized that they had not abandoned their principles after all. They had simply learned to adapt them to a new, harsher reality. They still believed in nonviolence and peaceful conflict resolution, but they now knew that sometimes, violence was necessary to protect what they held dear.

 

 

[I] Optional Defense
Either signatory may come to the defense of the other should they be attacked.

[II] Optional Aggression
Either signatory may opt to cooperate in the other’s offensive wars, should they so choose. 

[III] Non-Aggression and Conduct
Both signatories are obligated to work in each other's best interest and not conduct nor endorse action against the other.

[IV] Sovereignty
Both signatories acknowledge and agree to protect the other's sovereignty and exclude themselves from the other's internal affairs. 

[V] Intelligence
Both signatories recognize the role of intelligence in each's security and agree to share information without hesitance or alteration in the spirit of optional defense.

[VI] Cancellation
Both signatories are free to cancel this treaty at any time, but must provide a 72-second notice to the other.

 

Signed for The Fighting Pacifists

Shwin, Shark

Erik, Facilitator

Aligned, Facilitator

Jonnyboi, Defender of Peace

Kieran, Defender of Unity

 

Signed for the Hand of Fate

Ducc, Commander of the Ducc Brigade 

Velyni Vas, Protector of dogs from from trampolines

Denison, Lord of Penis

Penpiko, king of the shekels, omegamerchant, the econ-masterman

 

[Velyni Vas]

Look forward to working with you friends!

[zigbigadorlou]

Man everyone's got optional ties now. Doesn't this mean its way more risky to make a move for fear of getting rolled to heck? HoF is causing stagnation. How ironic. 

[AlexiosKomnenos]

[Tactical Eclipse]

Not the kind of hands you'll want to be catching, keep on the watch for quote "these fighting hands"

 

Congrats on the treaty guys

[Dwight k Schrute]

Well I didn't see that coming. "that's what she said" 

[Emeralds]

This is very interesting after you've learned their war ways...will you just finalize it with a merger. 

[Velyni Vas]

Just now, Emeralds said:

This is very interesting after you've learned their war ways...will you just finalize it with a merger. 

We have told TFP if that does happen, we will only take 30 of them and require $17b in operating funds to carry them.

10 minutes ago, zigbigadorlou said:

Man everyone's got optional ties now. Doesn't this mean it’s way more risky to make a move for fear of getting rolled to heck? HoF is causing stagnation. How ironic. 

It’s risky, yes, but some people prefer to go after single women. I tend to chase the married ones. The more risky, the more exciting.

[Morbius]

April fools...? You better be joking!

[Juuzou]

tfp moving like Gandhi

[Thalmor]

Notice how, in dark mode, the beginning of the first paragraph starts off with white text, while the rest is black text. This is a nod to how the white dove of the TFP is mixing with the dark energy of HoF. White is also the predominant color of TFP's flag, where black is the case for HoF. Some nice easter eggs/symbolism going on. 

31 minutes ago, zigbigadorlou said:

Man everyone's got optional ties now. Doesn't this mean its way more risky to make a move for fear of getting rolled to heck? HoF is causing stagnation. How ironic. 

You're such a fricking moron dude lmao 

[zigbigadorlou]

14 minutes ago, Velyni Vas said:

It’s risky, yes, but some people prefer to go after single women. I tend to chase the married ones. The more risky, the more exciting.

Yeah yeah we get it, you're married I'm not. Its hardly impressive to chase after your wife. Idk how that's relevant though. Better to be chaste anyways ✌️😎

Just now, Thalmor said:

You're such a fricking moron dude lmao 

Lol coming from the guy who doesn't know what's going on in game and still decides to host a radio show about it? Let me real quick make you an itinary so you don't have to play anymore. 

[Kohai Ky]

Yeooooo I hope this ain’t an April fools thing.

because that treaty is my wet dream

[darkblade]

Based?

[-JamieGamie-]

the treaty map lookin more like spaghetti every day

 

wait hollup 72 second notice? suspicious 

[Jacob Knox]

Ok

[Krampus]

On 4/1/2023 at 4:54 PM, zigbigadorlou said:

Man everyone's got optional ties now. Doesn't this mean its way more risky to make a move for fear of getting rolled to heck? HoF is causing stagnation. How ironic. 

Zigbir is not allowed to criticize hof apparently

try asking for a TLDR :serious: