Popular Post Cooper_ Posted October 22, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 22, 2019 Fellow members of Orbis, it is with great pleasure and no motivation for profit whatsoever that I announce the official opening of Shards Banks It is a partnership between @King Arthur, @Vein and myself where we hope to provide all of Orbis with a comprehensive banking system that provides fair loans to our deserving clientele. Come and join the bank, and find out for yourself why banking shouldn't be as shard as it is. We are committed to fairness, transparency and an impartiality when it comes to politics. You'll find that we don't function like most other bank systems, so make an account and check it out! We are looking for both those who wish to offer up some shards and those in need of shards... Investors and loans. Feel free to join our discord server: Shards Bank Peruse our Policies: Bank Policies Look at our Ledger (and a cool loan calculator): Bank Ledger & Calculator Now, a short Haiku: Shards Bank is open. You want fair loans and profit? Shards Bank is for you! 1 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Messi Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Nice People who own shares should be called shardholders 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Brother Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Messi said: Nice People who own shares should be called shardholders You mean they should be called "Shardbearers". 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Messi Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 11 minutes ago, Big Brother said: You mean they should be called "Shardbearers". Shardholders are stronger if I remember correctly, and have a better ring imo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowthrone Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 13 hours ago, Messi said: Shardholders are stronger if I remember correctly, and have a better ring imo There’s no such thing they are shardbearers in the lore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Brother Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Shadowthrone said: There’s no such thing they are shardbearers in the lore. Well, there is but there's only a few of them and they have godlike powers. I think it might be more suitable as a name for the board members of the bank rather than the people who own shares in it, but that's just me. Edited October 23, 2019 by Big Brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 I'd like to take a loan of $1. Where do I apply? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowthrone Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, Big Brother said: Well, there is but there's only a few of them and they have godlike powers. I think it might be more suitable as a name for the board members of the bank rather than the people who own shares in it, but that's just me. I mean meh that's imbibing the shard's power to control entire realms itself. No wonder I forgot about it. I mean if they want their shareholders to become twisted people, shardholders sound good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasky Darkfire Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 36 minutes ago, Shadowthrone said: I mean meh that's imbibing the shard's power to control entire realms itself. No wonder I forgot about it. I mean if they want their shareholders to become twisted people, shardholders sound good I've met a lot of people in my short stint here and say without hesitation that the amount of twisted people here couldn't get much higher. So it fits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowthrone Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, Pasky Darkfire said: I've met a lot of people in my short stint here and say without hesitation that the amount of twisted people here couldn't get much higher. So it fits. Welcome to the internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasky Darkfire Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, Shadowthrone said: Welcome to the internet This isn't the real internet. pfft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Messi Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 8 hours ago, Shadowthrone said: I mean meh that's imbibing the shard's power to control entire realms itself. No wonder I forgot about it. I mean if they want their shareholders to become twisted people, shardholders sound good you underestimate our twistiness! We control the whole orbis using this bank and we have god-like powers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper_ Posted October 26, 2019 Author Share Posted October 26, 2019 On 10/23/2019 at 8:47 AM, Shadowthrone said: I mean meh that's imbibing the shard's power to control entire realms itself. No wonder I forgot about it. I mean if they want their shareholders to become twisted people, shardholders sound good Just wait for rebuild my friend. Then you'll witness the shaping of whole new realms. Shard-funded infrastructure enterprises that is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 Ad Piece Scrolling through PW - ad pops up - girl is making a selfie video: Girl: "I just sharded, have you?" Random Person: "I'm sorry what?" Girl: "Sharded! Totally paid off my debt AND have money to spare thanks to Shard bank!" Random Person: "OMG WOW! How do I sign up" Girl: *rambles on about discord, links, bla bla* Random Person: *stares at phone, looks up at the camera* "I just sharded, and you should too." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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