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The debate that has been going ever since 1962, saw the spawn of dozen memes, enemies became friends, friends became enemies, families torn apart as fists fly and screams echo. Like the Cold War, both sides are dug in and there’s a lot of hate and little room for agreement or compromise. Despite the intensity of it all, almost rivaling or maybe even surpass the Cold War itself, the issue simmer down several years back into a period of uncomfortable detente with most confrontations being common flame wars.

 

However, old wounds was opened in the last few years as the skirmishes intensifies into all-out battles and the battlefields of internet-warfare saw actions once again, particularly one Adrian Miranda on the Twitter front. Despite pleas of reasons and co-existence of a tiny minority on both sides, it is clear that peace is now just a distant dream.

 

Today, Guðni Th. Jóhannesson, the president of Iceland, has officially reignite the Great Pineapple-Pizza War after his desire of banning pineapple topping on pizza became publicly known.

 

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I ask you, Orbisians.

When the memes start spawning

Where does your loyalty lies?

The noble Pro-Pineapple master race?

Or the filthy Anti-Fruit peasants?

 

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Pineapple on pizza is the greatest pizza I've ever eaten and anybody that disagree are Earth's greatest scumbags.

Fite me

 

*munch on Hawaiian pizza*

 

 

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Don't get me wrong, I [email protected]#$ing love fruit. Like 80% of my daily diet consists of it. But there's certain lines that we can't be crossing, and pineapple on pizza is one of them. It's a sin, simple as that. also pineapple in general is just pretty meh

 

Please, people. Control your fruits. Especially watermelon. Mark my words...if my watermelons start misbehaving, I'll know who to come for first.

 

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You disappoint me, Kurd

Go back to your boring single-flavor pizza land

 

It taste really good tho :(

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Pizza toppings are awesome. Pepperoni, sausage, spinach, peppers, chicken - they're all amazing. But pineapple and ham pizza is a fascinating creation that takes two foods I arbitrarily dislike (pineapple and ham) and combines them into one horrid creation. :P

 

With that said,

 

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It just makes no sense to put fruit on a wheat and dairy based product. You wouldn't put oranges in your sandwich, and you wouldn't put apples in your pasta, so why is pineapple on pizza? Gluten-heavy products were always meant to stay far away from fruits, pizza is no exception. 

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Pineapple pizza is an international conspiracy to dismantle Western democracy and civilization. It was created to infiltrate and destroy cultures from within. Do your part in stopping this menace and uphold Cheese-Pizzaism. Destroy the heretical pineapple pizzas! Long live the Cheese Pizza master race!

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Personally I'm a fan of pineapple on pizza, especially when it's a thin-crust pizza.

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Personally I'm a fan of pineapple on pizza, especially when it's a thin-crust pizza.

I officially declare war on Alex, for liking thin-crust pizza over stuffed crust.

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I officially declare war on Alex, for liking thin-crust pizza over stuffed crust.

 

I much prefer stuffed crust pizza, but you have to admit that pineapple is not the best topping on a stuffed crust pizza. It's much better suited to a thin-crust pizza.

 

Moral of the story: if you're going to eat a Hawaiian pizza, eat it on thin crust.

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I dislike pineapple on pizza, but only because pineapple when cooked, grilled, baked, or heated in any other way tastes horrible. Perhaps it would be better if pineapple was applied after the pizza was cooked or midway through cooking. I also dislike pineapple on pizza because fruit goes horribly with melted cheese, or any cheese for that matter. I once experimented with (room-temperature) pineapple on a Rhode Island-style pizza, which has no cheese because Rhode Islanders cannot properly make anything other than donuts without the help of the local mob, and found that the pizza was quite good.

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-snip-

I just like cheese on my pizza. 

 

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It just makes no sense to put fruit on a wheat and dairy based product. You wouldn't put oranges in your sandwich, and you wouldn't put dominos in your pasta, so why is pineapple on pizza? Gluten-heavy products were always meant to stay far away from fruits, pizza is no exception. 

This 100%. 

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We don't have receptacles for food, but we imagine that we would want the pineapple on the pizza.

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I've never had pizza with pineapples

Doesn't sound good tho imo

Try it and then form an opinion, You won't be disappointed.

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pepperoni and pineapple is much better than ham and pineapple

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