Kevanovia
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Greetings to the Gentlefolk of Orbis,
I come before you today with eventful and wonderful news. As you may have noticed, there have been a few changes in the Orbis landscape and in our wonderful alliance The Fighting Pacifists. First of all, we would like to thank Velyni Vas for his service leading TFP and we wish him well in Rose. In his stead, fate (and therefore TFP) has decided to hand me the reigns to this mighty force. Obviously this is a large undertaking. For this reason I have asked the most powerful family in Orbis to grant us shelter as we grow. They accepted. Oddly enough, The Johnsons official representative (who also happens to be me) not only took us in as a guest, they decided to sign the adoption papers. With that, I present to you the new edition of The Johnsons official flag to include the newest member. Behold:
Accepting an alliance with our troubled past into their family is just another example of the mighty The Johnsons generosity. Sure some may claim that this just further bolsters our position as a hegemony within Orbis, but unfortunately the same people who make these claims fail to ask a very important question: 'is a hegemonic The Johnsons a bad thing?' You but only need to look at our ability to give and love to know the answer. Yes we are the bloc you love to fear, but we no longer need to be the bloc that you fear to love. I understand that a large Johnson family can be scary at first, but as people give it a try they appreciate the thought more and more.
My friends, the time of The Johnsons is here. Our enemies will continue to fall (I'm looking at you Oasis Baskin) while we stand tall.
Signed for The Johnsons
Soldiers of Liberty
Federated States of Orbis
World Task Force
Genesis
Signed for TFP
Daimyo of The Fighting Pacifists and Grand Father of The Johnsons
Kev
The Rest of TFP Gov
The Rest of TFP Gov
Edit: We also got a new server. For whatever reason the other one wasn't letting me get into the member or government channels. This server will also act as The Johnsons bloc server. So if you're looking to start diplomatic relations, pay tribute or looking to join:
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29 minutes ago, Changeup said:
Looks like you guys took the disband posts a little too seriously.
I think it’s a brilliant thread title. All they need to do is remove the first ‘s’ in ‘exists’ and this thread still serves its purpose. Well done @Xi Jinping and thank you. 🙏
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Player most likely to eat crayons
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This is a spooky kind of magical, it’s almost as if you’re practicing voodoo.
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On 12/30/2021 at 5:20 AM, Firwof Kromwell said:
Ignorance is bliss, isn't it? I legit showed I concurred with you somewhat while pointing out the errors (was also open for discussion per usual too) yet I get another "agree with me fully, no questions/concerns or get cucked" thang. Oh well, I'm honestly used to this stuck up blatant elitist ignorance. Your loss to be quite closed minded, not mine dude.
He can feel his brain cells dying while trying to decipher your self-indulgent jibberish. Lord knows Keegoz only has a few brain cells left after dealing with us twerps in Soup/Enlightenment/CotL/Cata. So him blocking your posts isn't an attack on you, it's self-preservation.
Sorry in advance for your likely early admission into a nursing home @Keegoz
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This thread has me empathizing with the enemy.
Was this your strategy all along, Rose - To get Firwof to start posting? Well played.
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3 hours ago, Sir_Kotsos said:
Well if you like the name so much you can have it and maybe rename your Bloc
But I gave it to you
Clock Bloc is already great - if we renamed to The Johnsons, it would be gg and Alex would have to shut down the server. Why are you trying to get everyone to quit the game? Pretty sure that’s against policy. If you were still a part of The Johnsons, there would be no way this type of worrisome behavior would be coming from ye.
For shame.
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2 hours ago, SecFED Thompson said:
That's fine, you'll just be wrong
The Johnsons died long ago, surrounded by no loving family and buried in an unmarked, shallow grave that even the minister spit on before leaving.
🎵Let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and die🎵Just another example of poor decision making by the leadership of the bloc. The Johnsons were so terrible, they were great. It’s a pity that the ones in charge of the bloc couldn’t harness that potential.
What is dead may never die.
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How dare you forsake the greatest bloc of all time?
The Johnsons are forever. Long live The Johnsons.
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18 hours ago, Darth Ataxia said:
I can't believe my eyes. Poolaris lives?
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20 hours ago, Azazel said:
Was fun while it lasted
Still waiting for those screenshots ❤️
gg Mystery and Oasis, was a good time. Was a good excuse to rekindle past friendships and for that I am grateful.
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2 hours ago, Grave said:
Gonna have to disagree here tbh, a 50% nation advantage, with the attack advantage, and nearly 200b of damage they simply can't dish out to you as Oasis and mystery already dealt it
Imo anything less than a 300-400b positive net from clock is a rose victory
Your hot takes in these types of situations aren’t doing the TI FA brand any favors.
The most damage Swamp did against Clock was against the lower tier. Rose will need their high tier to pull out the W, which they currently have the advantage.
This should be a solid war.
Also, you might want to check your math on that “50% nation advantage”.
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Where are @Hodor’s memes?
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3 hours ago, Charles Bolivar said:
The horde rises? 🤔
It would be a Golden opportunity
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1 minute ago, LukeTP said:
I read them, the point i made was that it didn't show whether they were forced on anyone or not.
Yes it does happen outside micros. I've been in top 10 alliances my entire time on PnW and I have been involved in said wars in the past.
The point I have made is that we did not who the actual target was, all we knew was that you were building up. We did not know who the target originally was until after the MDP had already been signed and it was too late. How can we know that it's going to be a friendly/fun war if we do not even know who the target is, let alone if the aggressors are a couple of alliances or a whole bloc? We're not mind readers.
The fact that two sizable blocs were able to prepare a coordinated and fully militarised blitz within 3 days of the temporary MDP being signed suggests that our fears were not entirely unfounded as there was clearly already a level of preparedness from the two blocs.
What is it with people in Mystery Inc thinking that aggressors in war tell the defenders that they’re about to be hit? It’s not a thing. It doesn’t happen unless it’s via leak. It’s hilarious that you guys think otherwise 😂
Keegoz went shopping as soon as you guys signed a bloc-level treaty. He even said what he was about to do in RON. It’s not a secret. 3 days is plenty of time to coordinate an attack among people who have coordinate attacks before. It’s much longer than the 3 hours it took Oasis/MINC to coordinate targets in defense of Rose during GNR.
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5 minutes ago, LukeTP said:
Thanks for the one example that does not really prove or disprove my point. It does not suggest that the war was forced by one on the other or if it was mutual so was kind of a pointless contribution.
It had links to the original forum threads/posts that can be researched. It is a war that has been referenced and it is a war that some of the leaders of your bloc were in/orchestrated. It was a fun/non toxic war that was not “mutually agreed upon in advance”. (Since such a thing does not happen outside of micros). So again, arguments from your corner have no merit or meat.
Also, the hit was going to be Cata/HoF versus MINC. You guys would have had the upper hand, so to reference that Clock is ‘30%’ bigger is irrelevant.
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2 hours ago, LukeTP said:
Friendly/fun/etc. wars are not without precedence (indeed i've been in a couple myself in the past), but when they were friendly/fun/etc. wars, they were discussed by both sides, rather than being forced by one on the other without any kind of context.
I’ll leave this here for you, since you are clearly mistaken:
https://politicsandwar.fandom.com/wiki/Community_Outreach_Program
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4 hours ago, Azazel said:
Every other bloc is involved in a nap, of coarse we worked with Oasis! What do you expect, me to ring up the Johnson's.
Don’t even hint at such things. If you ever called up the Johnsons - the rest of the game might as well push the delete button. #InstaKill #JohnsonsHegemony
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3 hours ago, hidude45454 said:
I fricking lost it when I saw The Johnsons in there
edit: Although, this is their flag
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12 minutes ago, Azazel said:
None of our gov who has had access to this has spoken publicly? Unless ofc your referring to another alliance or sphere entirely?
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40 minutes ago, Kevanovia said:It matters when you are trying to reference these "screenshots" to paint a narrative that isn't true. The leaders in your own coalition said that there were no screenshots in the RON show a few hours ago. Would you like to amend your posts or would you like to continue to reinforce the current perception of your sphere's dishonesty and tomfoolery.
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Just now, Arln said:
@Kevanovia I think you missed this one.
1 minute ago, Kevanovia said:I heard this reach-of-a-story recently as well. Anyone who is in a sphere knows full well that spheres will go through various war scenarios well before deciding which direction to go. Even without considering that...You do realize that the logs you're referencing are from prior to Clock forming, right? So yeah, go for it! You guys have been doing a heck of a job reaching and stretching truths/narratives, so instead of putting the shovel down - you might as well go full-on Mr. Fantastic at this point.
There ya go, Arln
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7 minutes ago, Kiloist II said:
Which shots you want Kev the one where Clock asked us to hit BW or? I’m confused which all we need here today.
I heard this reach-of-a-story recently as well. Anyone who is in a sphere knows full well that spheres will go through various war scenarios well before deciding which direction to go. Even without considering that...You do realize that the logs you're referencing are from prior to Clock forming, right? So yeah, go for it! You guys have been doing a heck of a job reaching and stretching truths/narratives, so instead of putting the shovel down - you might as well go full-on Mr. Fantastic at this point.
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1 minute ago, Wizel16 said:
Legit FA right here
Legit FA right here
I remember my first time I tried to quote 2 posts on the forums.
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[Treaty]TFP Finds Its Johnson: An Adoption Story
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Thank you for the well wishes. We will continue to strive to be the best we can be and push forward. That...."lady"...Oasis Baskin was holding us back. You will see TFP reach new heights within a well established bloc. TFP would like to thank The Johnsons for welcoming us in. Also, The Johnsons would like to thank TFP for joining us.