ROSE HAS BEEN COUPED
March 22, 2019 (Rose Tribune) - A communist group has stormed the Sovereign’s Palace located in Rome. When they arrived at the palace, the building was empty. They seized control with relative ease since the Sovereign was vacationing on the beach. One eyewitness stated, “I saw a gigantic angry mob storm the palace. They were hungry and enraged about an uncontrollable immigration system that let a band of unvetted Hobos into the alliance.” The Sovereign was immediately arrested by the new government after returning to the country.
The leader of the movement promised fair wages and the release of the food held in government storage. The new administration has already begun to send notices of leave to the Hobos still in Rose.The world awaits further policy shifts and learn more about the installed government.
In short, Rose has undergone a democratic coup. I am excited to announce our new government lineup:
Ephor of State: Mhearl
Ephor of Milcom: Bopolo
Ephor of Homeland: Aquileius
Dynamic is currently being held in solitary confinement. In all seriousness, we are grateful for his contributions to Rose during the past year. We hope he enjoys his retirement, and we promise to provide enough food and water during the duration of his sentence.