York Wallace

A lizard is just a snake with legs, little boy.

On this next Sunday, Dobby the Free Elf from the alliance of Arrgh and Herastin from the alliance of Guardians of the Galaxy will unite in Holy Matrimony(marriage, obviously) and will declare unto Orbis themselves man and wife. It's times like these where I think of people like the Mother Teresa and the Dalai Lama, people who never took the plunge into marriage( as you might know, the Dalai Lama's religion kept him from partaking in marriage) and on the other hand you have Elizabeth Taylor and Michey Rooney, people who couldn't get enough of a good thing. But these two people are different, this marriage is a truly not-about-Dobby's-money-and-all-about-true-love kinda wedding and the groom and bride, well, let's just say I for one have never see two people so madly in love with each other. We love you Dobby and Herastin and wish you the absolute best in your marriage. P.S. Don't be alarmed that's it a elf and snake getting married. Love is love, boys.

Papi is a useless idiot. I'm surprised he hasn't choked to death on a hotdog or his tongue. COUP PAPI!!!!!!

No F

Communism sucks

IQ sucks

"Strong leftist," dude, that's an oxy moron.

Deeply saddening... We must put a stop to Communism before Communism puts a stop to us(sane, caring individuals)!

Welcome to Orbis!

Frankly, you should just grow a pair.

Personal*

You call that an important announcement?

Thorin

It's Thorin Thorin is awesome.

Um, Alex?

This is a poll for Vexz's gender. Since there has been so much controversy about her/his gender, I decided to solve it democratically.

Male seahorses rape more.

I'm still keeping muh eyes peeled on those commie Bois?

Who's the real Thorin Oakenshield?

I blame the Jews.

The "winners" are Jews, so they bribed everyone. The "winners" are Jews, so they bribed everyone.

It's a government conspiracy, man!

I did a thang