Aphelion

Can confirm. Rose gives out free condoms to alliances that can't afford them.

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This needs to stop. SK is going through a rough time right now and it's not right to keep making fun of them. It's time to act more mature about this LOL SK is dumb. hahahaha u deserve it suckers lol

I personally think this war would have been more interesting if Rose, Vanguard, TEst, DEIC, and US were on the "Axis" side. This was a possibility given how the treaty web runs. All these aforementioned alliances were closer to "Guardiansphere" than VE. But well, SK decided to be a dick (plotting against Rose, attacking Vanguard, shtposting in the OWF etc) and pissed everybody off. Now what we get is this curb stomp instead of what could have been an epic war between two similar sized coalitions.

Day 47 I am running out of food and I still can't find some war slots on SK. They say old war slots expire every few days and I can hop in soon but I don't think I can last any longer. I am losing hope. My air force and navy are now on strike. And my soldiers are starting to rape each other. I'm afraid I maybe next if hunger doesn't take me first. Please give us a slot before it's too late.

Down with the traitorous SKum! Down with the vile SKemeres! Death to SK!

Moar stats pls

Trash community? Garbage? Yeah go ahead and leave with your arrogant, egotistic alliance. We don't need toxic players like you in this world, calling us out for being garbage/trash but ironically keeps on playing the same game that we do.

"I love you GPA" There, they made me say it.

Don't you find it ironic how you Hawaiians worship the Judeo-Christian god that was probably brought to your lands by your Western colonizers? Lol so unoriginal. If you truly have a superior culture, the least you can do to prove it is to worship your own gods and not get brainwashed to worship the gods of other cultures. I mean it's not that hard to come up with Coconatopalokaloka, the god of coconuts and his son Kamehamalukapoka as the savior of the chosen Hawaiian people, right?

Grealind and SK? That's what I call a perfect match.

I don't even know why this is happening but it looks really fun. So good luck to everyone out there.

Here, have a like for your hard work.

I have my own reindition/impersonation of you as leader of SK. Tenages: HURR DURR I HATE EVERYONE BUT ESP ROSE , SO IMMA POST SOME 1/10 B8 POST IN THE OWF HURR DURR *SK goes back to Guardian and get petted like a cute siberian husky*

There's Orbis Cebtral for stuff like this. Or better yet the spam section.

The 0 post count really disturbs me.

I'm thinking he's also somewhat like the Kamehameha guy at the debate section too.

Weaboo is a bourgeoisie term bro. It was invented by Westerners to subjugate the superior Kawaii culture. Stop being so bourgeoisie. I'll make a separated thread about the Rise of the Kawaii Nation soon to expound on this.

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So I guess we have a new Kastor now?

Rose doing what it does best. Roflolmao

Welcome! Enjoy your stay in Rose. Lel. (That terrible game that is totally irrelevant and I shouldn't be bringing it up anyways) is so 10 years ago. P&W master race!

Roses are red but Rose is in yellow. Deal with it.

Sorry, I was referencing another world in another time. I'd really want to see something like viceroys from ebil alliances and all that harsh-terms drama in Orbis. These type of developments, disregarding the moral consequences, is really good for more politics and war in Politics & War.

And just when I thought harsh terms were on their way out. GG WP, Cobalt.