Bezzers

██████: "[REDACTED] ‘The Spacemans’ Swan Song' Object Class: Ticonderoga The Spaceman is a humanoid entity, designated as "[REDACTED]” with an estimated age of ███ years. The Spaceman possesses a deep and intimate knowledge of the day to day operations within Name Withheld, assuming the role of [REDACTED] and managing the Foundations containment measures and daily activity. The entity displays bizarrely excessive levels of resistance to amnestics and sedatives, making it impossible to fully withdraw the Spaceman from Name Withheld’s operations, leaving firmly within the senior personnel, albeit in a reduced role. On ██/██/████, an announcement from The Spaceman was transmitted to all personnel worldwide and partnering agencies, announcing its decision to retire. The message was distributed through secure channels and authenticated by Linguistic experts. Following the announcement, The Spaceman expressed its desire to complete the necessary transition procedures to ensure the continuity of Name Withheld’s operations in the Orbis sector. As part of the retirement process, The Spaceman has initiated a multi-stage succession plan. A task force of trusted Foundation personnel, selected by The Spaceman, has been formed to assume administrative responsibilities gradually. The Spaceman has also provided extensive documentation and guidance to assist in the transition, including access to restricted files and confidential records. This includes access to the highly confidential operation ██████████████████████████████. In addition to the succession plan, the Overseer of External Outreach (‘O5-1: The Resurrected’) has similarly announced his retirement, along with the Overseer of Personnel Engagement (‘O5-1.1: The Engineer’). With significant changes to the leadership of Name Withheld has brought with it a renewed sense of optimism for the future of the Foundation and its ever-important operations. Containment Specialists have been advised to continue their duties as normal under the guidance of the newly appointed administrative team. With the release of this memo, The Spaceman officially transferred its authority and access privileges to O5-4: The Arborist, who will henceforth be known as [REDACTED]. With this transfer, The Spaceman relinquished its role as [REDACTED], symbolizing the end of its frontline involvement in Foundation affairs. Addendum 1: Research into the retirement motives of The Spaceman is ongoing. Some personnel theorize that the entity may have reached the completion of its goals for the Foundation, and wishes to see the Foundation thrive under a new leadership, beginning a new phase of Operation ███████████████. Others speculate that The Spaceman may be exploring new areas of interest in the field of competitive speed reading. Investigations are ongoing, and the new leadership team will be updated as and when necessary. Hi folks, After just shy of two years as the [REDACTED] of Name Withheld, the time has come for me to hand over to a new leader. I am pleased to announce that Basil will be taking the position, with Bug retaining his position as the Overseer of Strategic Direction. From here on, the newest Lineup of the Name Withheld Government is as follows: [REDACTED]: Basil Overseer of Strategic Direction: Bug, O5-0: The Pilot Overseer of Personnel Engagement: Bug, O5-1A: The Pilot Overseer of Personnel Development: Oscar, O5-1B: Kronos Overseer of External Outreach: Bezzers, O5-2: The Spaceman Overseer of Military Operations: Zom, O5-3: Goblin Overseer of Economic Development: Lord Orthon, O5-4: Big Cat Overseer of Special Operations: Aalex, O5-5: The Shepherd I am proud of my time at the helm, and I know this new government will do some amazing things. I would like to thank Bug for his endless support and I know he will continue to be fantastic under Basil’s leadership. I also want to thank all of the Overseers, whether you were with me for the full ride or not. Thank you to the members, and to our past and present allies. I look forward to the future of Name Withheld. Bezzers- [REDACTED]

Name Withheld recognises that Eclipse got bored, and needed a wild Tuesday night. We'll try not to disappoint. Name Withheld recognises hostilities with Eclipse, Weaponized Assault Penguins and Weebunism (plus all the offshores and micros etc etc).

Pleased to be working with the same great people!

Good luck to the new leadership! I hope the retiring government enjoy a well earned rest.

I wish you a speedy recovery, but if you're anything like me, no lessons have been learned today

Since the formation of Pentaforce, we have attempted to reset relations with all alliances- our holdovers from ODOO were let go and we decided to attempt to start anew with other alliances. It came as a surprise to us then, that Event Horizon decided that our efforts to distance ourselves from a previous ally were simply a ruse, and that despite us making clear that we had no intention of fighting with House, we were apparently complicit in engaging in backroom deals to grant some sort of advantage to others. You thought you could get an easy war, with an unaware enemy, who was isolated from the NAP at the behest of someone who was already a part of it, knowing the only other alliances who could do anything outside of that NAP extension would be otherwise preoccupied. You left us with the choice of fighting a war with you for no other reason than you thought you could get away with an easy fight, or return to the support of alliances we had purposely distanced ourselves from. Despite the disapproval of their allies, EVH made an attempt to hit us- ignoring our efforts to start fresh, ignoring our tenuous position outside of the NAP they found themselves comfortably sat in as the reason for our militarisation, and decided our past is more important. When EVH and t$ split, we could have taken it at face value, and figured that EVH and t$ are done. But, having learned from EVH themselves that you should never assume past ties are gone- we had better make sure EVH isn’t planning to rush to the aid of t$. Pentaforce declares war on Event Horizon.

I have no idea

Good luck all.

I for one look forward to our purple overlords. Good luck Naaro, I look forward to working with you even more closely.

Gl hf folks

This guy gets it

Much love for Adrie, Canbec and Ben. I'm incredibly excited to see what Adrie and Ben can build on the back of what Canbec achieved.

This is an excellent copypasta, thank you

Oh we can do that? I'd like to cordially invite Rose into our NAP with Welp. Peace in our time.

Welcome welcome! Looking forward to working together again!