Sisyphus

Only if we agree to grab a beer afterward.

Shame on you for not knowing who Barney Fife is. :<

I was asking Jodo.

May I go now?

I still like Oktoberfest.

Is that overall or relative to body size? Because averages matter.

Then think... deeper.

Thank god you're here to show us what a real war looks like! Edit: Nah, seriously, your enthusiasm is kinda cool. We've got large scale alliances who put less effort into their theme.

Thirded.

Just because you can do something it doesn't mean you should.

You let the cows grow fat when they're producing, but when everything comes under fire you take what's valuable and leave the livestock behind. o/ UPN Be a better alliance. >Allies two thirds of the game. >Asks enemies to drop members so that the fight is fair. This is rich.

You can't talk to him like that! That's one of our UPN overlords.

Nothing like an alliance that treats its own members like meatshields.

I willfully surrender.

Brb because alcohol poisoning.

Probably has something to do with UPN being completely in the wrong here. I'm all for gray areas but this is pretty black and white.

I'm not casting doubts, you're inspiring them.

The suspension only lasts for the duration of the conflict, genius. Talk about illiterate, does DEIC even read their treaties before signing them or do y'all just figure you'll find a way to weasel out of your obligations regardless?

I guess we were a threat?

ITT: Clarke continues to be a terrible leader. DEIC failed to defend us when this treaty wasn't suspended and then activated its suspension in order to attack us and our allies. Then Tenages had to tell you exactly how you technically suspended the treaty because you didn't even understand the language and got lucky. (Technically, DEIC was obligated to defend us against UPN for the three minutes it took then to declare on tS.) An all around terrible show. Obligatory Stetonic is also terrible. I'm all for declaring against bad odds but I can't condone a Minister of Defense effectively throwing his members over a cliff by declaring out of their league.

UNpopular opinions.

Glad to see you on the field. Let's party.

You'll probably forget you're even warring BoC after the first round tbh.

Quoting just to show this again. Welcome to the tussle. Grab a beer, chug it, and break the glass over a skull or two. I'll buy the first round.

ITT: Ole gets thrown under the bus of UPN aggression. Saru can spin stories AND tires.