Anneal

Just call it the Git Gud Coalition. It’s something certain alliances seem to be lacking on the supply side.

I was formerly BK at two different times – in fact, I was the 15th member to join when it was founded lol. Actually glad to have left because I don’t think I would have standed with that brainwashing any longer. Especially when some of that rudeness is starting to show right now. KT also has quite a few former BK members as well. Infice was BK gov at some point.

Well, at least the irrelevant The Communist International is no more. When’s the last time they actually did anything news-worthy?

Sneaky Smith, trying to persaude alliances to remove their milcom departments so TKR can come in and roll them all.

So when’s the shit talk page reaching double digits, guys?

For a moment I thought the title was talking about this:

git gud or git fricked

Wait, so is Buorhann a femboy or a futa? The picture doesn’t make it quite clear.

Sounds hot, I’ll be up for watching some of that.

Or it could be a mix of both. “Whales” are not very clearly defined in this game, and I see it as more of an idea – are you actually buying infra and city count to inflate your score and evade war? If so, then you’re a whale. Neither getting lots of cities nor getting a bunch of infra per city make you a whale automatically. Bluebear is on 23 cities and hardly anyone considers him a whale, and most people at JEst may have plenty of cities but are pretty willing to eat several nukes and burn some pixels.

I was trying to figure out what was in that list of likes and then noticed Kayser's dislike. Now I'm just confused.

Rise and Fall. (Get it today.)

The same answer applies even if I was a woman, for different reasons.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Partisan's posts. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of memes and cultural references most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Buorhann's Civilization addiction, which is deftly woven into his characterization – his personal philosophy draws heavily from the books of Dio Brando, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depth of these jokes, to realize they're not just funny – they say something deep about life. As a consequence, people who dislike Terminal Jest truly are idiots – of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the rep farming on the OWF, which itself is a cryptic reference to Micchan's posts. I'm smirking right now, just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the snek's genius wit unfolds itself on their laptop screens. What fools. How I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Terminal Jest tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only, and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own, preferably lower, beforehand. Nothing personal, kid.

After a day and a half of war, here are the current stats for Terminal Jest: During the blitz, Acadia was the most heavily hit, and currently Acadia (34 total) and BK (32 total) have the most wars against Terminal Jest on the IQ side, if I'm correct. I actually had to copy and paste the war stats by hand, which took about 4 hours in total, so there may be slight inaccuracies. I might update this over time, and probably by then I'll allow people to suggest updates so it isn't a pain to do. ...though I'm pretty sure that more experienced coders here will just web-scrape, lol. I would post IQ alliance stats if I weren't so tired (since it needs a little bit of fixing), it's 2 AM here already.

Hey guys, Pablo Picasso here and I'm subbing for a particular someone to make salty complaints on the OWF when things don't go my way.

Almost forgot this game existed actually, last time I've seen a playthrough of it was...five years ago.

On another note, time flies by when there's literally only been two one global war last year.

That is one misleading title...

When you're disliked for terrible posts but then people decide to dislike every single post you make for memes. At this point it's basically a downward spiral and you should just delete your nation.

When terrible memes and terrible micros are combined, you get this.

Just a little bit of sodium chloride.

I prefer Ghost-Fire type myself.