Eric Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 The Nestingland was as cool as !@#$. 10/10 would visit again. Herring soup is !@#$ing delicious. Penguin-nest-hotels are awesome too. Comfortable and only one piece of straw got in my butt. Watching the Peingiun Air Force take off...certainly intresting. AWESOME EXPERIENCE! They have a cool culture. Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatkitteh Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 The Nestingland was as cool as !@#$. 10/10 would visit again. Herring soup is !@#$ delicious. Penguin-nest-hotels are awesome too. Comfortable and only one piece of straw got in my butt. Watching the Peingiun Air Force take off...certainly intresting. AWESOME EXPERIENCE! They have a cool culture. Imperlists! I , a citizen of the juche free world, Was moved to tears by The Way American Implerlists has bullied Canada. They invade And Illegallly Destablize the reigion with funding Frech people. I punched one in the face and He surrendered. His name was justin bieber. Canada had fun Skis. It people looked happy. It only had a Probalem with america, but it was friendly. . . Decpetion. Then I saw the Canada they didnt want to see. The Canada away from the Facades of the cities. Canadians all live in tents. They eat birds from trees. I heard Kne gut bra about his Tent, Only To find his roof was destroyed. One tree Still had birds, Theyvwere to be Eaten on tuesday.One Guy Tried to get Ekected in a Snow Cofee kicthen. Rating of the "Canada" 8/10 Rating of the Canada 2/10 Quote :sheepy: :sheepy: Greatkitteh was here.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 I went there and Nyan cat. 1/0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 The city is crowed, i was walking around the city and i saw the barracks 2/5 of them are empty, the city is nice a high class but there is not really is not any business that are not banks so it gets really board 3/10 Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conner Temple Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Nation has very low levels of literacy and numerical vocabulary. Needs more objectives to have for tourists to do. As for the leader, not one second of my stay was without the words 'Harrison' being talked about. 1/10000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slimer Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 While I sat at the bar of the best Applebee's I could find in Los Polchi, I wondered why the country was called the Central European Union when we were clearly in North America. The quesadilla towers and boneless chicken wings were better than anything I've ever had in my nation. Would visit again. 10/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch Vi Britannia Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Not sure if i was being stalked by the police or we just live really close 5 stars out of 5 stars H31p m3 1 Quote Ex-Archduke of Defence for BK 3 minutes ago, Buorhann said: @Lelouch Vi Britannia - BK needs you, but they really don't deserve you. Thanks for the dankness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnl023 Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 The Holy Britannian Empire was a very unique experience. I travelled to al the cities but the faraway city of Nuuk. The fact that everyone spoke English everywhhere and that the population was extremely homogeneous made transportation simple. The quality of the food was good; I'd recommend the Brittanian poutine, which has chopped jalapeno and a strange, dark meat that tasted like ashes on top of gravy, cheese and fries. Oh, stay away from the military buildings; when I was there I saw a few people take a picture of the facilities, who were immediately apprehended byt he police. 8/10 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphelion Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Last journal entry by a Velpherian tourist to Yunland:December 11, 1998 I went to Yunland for a visit. Someone recommended it to me saying that it is a great place to visit if you want to get away from your usual tyrannical Orbis nation. Yunland is mostly rural with a very small and spread-out population. What is interesting to note is the presence of military bases in the different cities which really contrasts the country's peaceful atmosphere (indecipherable scribbles and streaks of ink) Holy sheep, I think I just saw a man get shot by a group of soldiers... I don't think I was supposed to see that. I have to go before they— Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 7/10 to many flowers Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redael Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 was left wing, negative infinity out ouf infinty Quote Gary Johnson 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 was left wing, negative infinity out ouf infinty infinity is not a number moron Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted December 26, 2015 Author Share Posted December 26, 2015 Bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Vlad Atrovsky, January 1999 I went to Khevin for an evening, with a group of friends, and as we walked through one of the two Guevaran shopping malls, my girlfriend was shot and killed! Never going there again. Ever. 0/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted December 26, 2015 Author Share Posted December 26, 2015 Ladislav Hurna, March 1999 I never realized that their people were stupid enough to walk into a warzone. 10/10 Makes me feel like I have an IQ of 1200! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 KNN, July 20th, 1999 This morning, Khevinist citizen "Ladislav Hurna" was found dead in their home. There seem to be no traces of the murderer's whereabouts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted December 26, 2015 Author Share Posted December 26, 2015 They... Um.... What the !@#$ are they saying!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted December 26, 2015 Author Share Posted December 26, 2015 Why the !@#$ do people go into !@#$ing warzones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Mcfloyd Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 the nation is pleasant but i did no get out of my hotel room because people keep being shot in malls but i did (i wore bullet proof body armor) and i had a good time. 7/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted December 26, 2015 Author Share Posted December 26, 2015 OK! I want make something clear. The war just ended. Nobody else has guns. Except the Shiites. 30,000 are in jail. It's OK. Everything is normal now. Be informed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Mcfloyd Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 OK! I want make something clear. The war just ended. Nobody else has guns. Except the Shiites. 30,000 are in jail. It's OK. Everything is normal now. Be informed! hey i came perpared beacuse people where getring shot (i cant spell) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch Vi Britannia Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 An newer version of America Lots of Patriots and flags Got lost in the airport, send help Quote Ex-Archduke of Defence for BK 3 minutes ago, Buorhann said: @Lelouch Vi Britannia - BK needs you, but they really don't deserve you. Thanks for the dankness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Mcfloyd Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 (edited) An newer version of America Lots of Patriots and flags Got lost in the airport, send help Ugh not again send the crew that makes 5 of them Edited December 29, 2015 by Jack Mcfloyd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A-Dean-G Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 The People's Republic of The New Union of States was a surreal and timeless experience. It was almost like my home country the USA, but very different. New D.C. was perhaps the most surprising change actually being considered a city within the country itself and it appeared the government was in good standing with the few citizens I managed to interview. There was very little about this nation cataloged in national archives, or at least those available to me, and I walked away with a sense of emptiness. Nevertheless, I was glad to see that the infrastructure was well maintained and the citizens happy despite the rather large portion of armed forces I noticed about. I wasn't able to secure an interview with the leader, but that's the price I pay for visiting countries as a beatnik instead of as an ambassador. Quote i think i've met like like a total of twenty people between (That terrible game that is totally irrelevant and I shouldn't be bringing it up anyways) and PW who i didn't consider mentally broken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatkitteh Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 My plane crashed while I tried to visit. Of course, the DPRK has very free laws About travel. Quote :sheepy: :sheepy: Greatkitteh was here.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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