Dimitri Valko Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 You reach 1000 score when the Orbis Clock hits 2016. I wish I could think of a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 You do, but the wish is for you to die. I wish for πΡΣ Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 (edited) You do, but the wish is for you to die. I wish for πΡΣ Granted, but you do not realize that πΡΣ is also an Ancient Greek Curse that summons a dragon that eats you bit by bit while stepping on you, starting with your nose, then your feet, then your body, then it decapitates you before roasting you with honey garlic sauce. I wish for a piece of candy. (And don't say Granted, but you choke on it) Edited October 10, 2015 by Eric Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 The candy is toxic. I wish for Eric of Canada to be released so I can shoot him again... fatally this time! Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted October 10, 2015 Author Share Posted October 10, 2015 Eric of Canada gets released and shoots you. I wish another Crusade (to take the Holy Land) occurs within my lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Eric of Canada gets released and shoots you. I wish another Crusade (to take the Holy Land) occurs within my lifetime. Another crusade occurs, but this time, it turns into World War 3 and everyone gets nuked. I wish I could control everything, including the next post, without consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 That can not happen I wish I had a 5lt glass of water Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 Death was the wish that wished you to wish death that wished you to wish death... I wish for freedom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 ok you moved to somalia and get killed i wish i had a sandwich that was perfect Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cenna Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Granted but before you can eat it you grow so big you'll never eat again. I wish for unlimited wishes Quote The Caledonian Empire--In Space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 You must kill and consume a loved one with each wish. I wish for the next wish to be gruesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 The next wish is gruesome...a giant tarantula wraps you up in a web while you sleep and eats your body bits one by one, taking his time, talking, laughing at you and stabbing you on your raw bloodied skin as you scream screams of agony, all alone, because your family is dead and cooking in the oven. I wish for 1infinite dollars in P&W! Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 You get banned. I wish the Blogs come back today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 they do and suck i wish bernie sanders was the president and the best one ever Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 He gets assassinated. I wish Bernie Sanders doesn't get assassinated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 he dies of old age he is 78 i think i wish bernie sanders was 24 with the other wishes Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Bernie Sanders dies of cancer when he was 24. I wish for total power over the Presidential election. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) you do but then a revolution happens it turns into an autocracy i wish bernie sander was indestructible and won the election and becomes the bed prez ever Edited October 13, 2015 by Harrison Horrell Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 He mentally collapses. I wish to meet God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 He mentally collapses. he is still the best I wish to meet God. you do this wright before you go to an eternity of hell Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 You don't make a wish, so you die. I wish for God to be in my favor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 There is no god. I wish for my sanity back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 You realize there is a God. I wish Dimitri realized Allah is real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 (edited) He dose not because you are wrong i wish for 50 termigorfs Edited October 15, 2015 by Harrison Horrell Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwemyrn Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Your ruin your mtg cards before you get home, they're no longer worth the full $200 each. I wish for a taco. Quote -removed by thor- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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