[Treaty] The Secret Treaty

[Sval]

The Secret Treaty

Secrecy

The provisions of this treaty shall remain a closely guarded secret between The Knights Radiant and Royal Alba Charter Company, the signatory Parties.

 

Peace

The Parties will never declare war on, or commit any act of espionage on a member of the opposite alliance.

 

Intelligence

The Parties hereby agree to share any and all intelligence about upcoming wars, sovereignty, or any intelligence that may endanger or suggest maleficent intent towards the existence of the other alliance.

 

Protection

Should the minor Party find itself under attack, the senior Party will render assistance in the form of defence.The minor Party may also opt to defend the senior Party should they so wish. All Parties retain the right to assist one another in assertive actions should they so choose.

 

-REDACTED CLAUSES-

The parties agree that as rose-themed alliances go, Rose is definitely one. The parties further agree that they must not forget to water their own garden beds, lest their next batch of potatoes die.

 

The parties agree that during the next Solar Eclipse a beach party is to be thrown. They will bring a barbecue, a massive keg of beer, and assorted sides. A round of rock, paper, scissors will be held, and the loser will foot the bill.

 

The parties agree that when preparing for the Singularity, they must ensure there are no vulnerabilities exploitable by mindless robots and if any are found, we must destroy them.

 

The parties agree that the jungle is a crazy place. Not a place that Man belongs. Neither you nor I belong there, and for the Love of All That is Holy, we must not lick the Frogs.

 

The parties agree that the senior party will be the Legal Guardian of the junior party.  Consequently, the senior party has responsibility for all decisions of a parental nature. The junior party will refer to the senior party as either daddy or mommy. Any issues arising from this dynamic will be the sole purview of a shared therapist.

 

The parties agree that The Sword Coast exists and there is absolutely nothing mean hidden in this hidden section, so I'm not entirely sure why you looked here.

 

Upgrade

Should the Parties wish to upgrade this pact, they can. So there.

 

Cancellation

Should either Party feel the need to leave this pact, they must give the other Party a 72-Hour notice of intent to leave. After which they may be allowed to leave.

 

Signed for The Knights Radiant

Adrienne, Queen of the Heralds

Benfro, Prince of the Heralds

BigMorf, Ghostblood Babsk

HannaH, Ghostblood Babsk

Zeotrope, Herald of War

Miller, Herald of Growth

Indger, Herald of Internal Affairs

Ricky, Herald of Fabrials

 

Signed for Royal Alba Charter Company
Pog, Frog
Azure Kaiser, Chancellor
Sval, Busman
Bendigeidfran, Frogman
Kamade, Portman
TomCat, Trenchman
Bobert, Fodder

 

Do not read this

Edited November 3, 2024 by Sval

[Adrienne]

Very excited to be working with you all!

[Sargun]

another war treaty another w

[Canbec]

Great to be working with @Sval again! Hopefully this is the start of something beautiful ❤️

[Hoffy]

I don’t think I need to see under the redactions to agree!  grats on the new treaty

[Yui]

Good to have you on board. 😃

[Tartarus]

OWR is still alive?

[Uranium]

Crazy that the last hidden section totally called me out...

[Tomoya]

Finally, treaty.

[Ricky]

Looking forward to this welcome.

[Ronjoy Tehmina]

WOW A NEW BABY BROTHER !! 

 

Edited November 4, 2024 by Ronjoy Tehmina

[Augustus Caesar]

22 hours ago, Sval said:

The parties agree that during the next Solar Eclipse a beach party is to be thrown. They will bring a barbecue, a massive keg of beer, and assorted sides. A round of rock, paper, scissors will be held, and the loser will foot the bill.

Spoiler

Cant wait for March 29, 2025 then, will see you all somewhere in Europe, Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Atlantic Ocean, Arctic Ocean

 

[sheikh]

one of the best forum posts ive ever read

[Bobert]

On 11/3/2024 at 2:32 PM, Tartarus said:

OWR is still alive?

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.