Erin Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) The Chairwoman salutes her people, and her audience As I'm sure many of you are aware, S Africa is a multi of Byron White is funded by (practically) stolen/hoarded Frontier Sort Alliance members' tax money. With a mind to wearing down some of this smug yokel's precious pixels, the Hornlands have declared war upon S Africa. Although my stockpiles are reasonably deep, I'm not expecting to come out without some major wounds here. But, as well, I probably won't be able to deal a large amount of damage by myself against 1,300 tanks on top of 15,000 soldiers' worth in daily recruitment capability. Thus, any assistance you lot would be interested in offering is muchly appreciated, whether it be a spot of gas or a partner in battle. And if not - then thanks for reading. I also applaud the fine scoundrels of Arrgh for their bravery in battle against White's sockpuppet. Cheers to you all; Chairwoman Erin Edited January 14, 2015 by Erin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 If your have the planes, bomb his tanks. Quote All hail Irken All hail the Tallest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 I will do my darnedest! Thank you, again, to those supporting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Thank you Erin for doing what everyone was thinking. To bad you have me embargoed, might have a few extra resources kicking around. Oh well, good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicboyd25 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Enjoy the fight! Maybe you should keep us all posted. I would love to know when this problem is solved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saeton Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I haven't spoken goat in a long time, and I do hope this is nothing vulgar, but: beee blllaaaaa baaaaaaaa. 1 Quote (TEst lives on but I'm in BK stronk now and too lazy to change the image) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Blockade him. Grind him with planes. If you need gas or ammo, let me know. I'll help bankroll you for rolling that turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I can give personal spy support for now, hopefully more later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 You guys do realize that he has another account that needs to be dealt with as well. Thats where all his stuff is coming from. Quote All hail Irken All hail the Tallest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Warburg Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 If you need any resources, feel free to ask. I'm sure we can put aside any personal issues for a better cause? Of course, I'd expect to be receiving some sort of payments after the war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 If you need any resources, feel free to ask. I'm sure we can put aside any personal issues for a better cause? Of course, I'd expect to be receiving some sort of payments after the war. ^thinks we are in this war for money... Ugh dam capitalist Quote All hail Irken All hail the Tallest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Warburg Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I would declare war on him, but that's suicide. But my stockpile is high for now and I'm willing to loan my resources to help get rid of multis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Look for a loan with some people that want to war him then. Im sure there are a few people with in range who would take a loan. Quote All hail Irken All hail the Tallest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 His cash cow could be hit as well. But FSA as a whole feeds him. Gotta kill the whole hydra or you get nowhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saeton Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Check your PMs in game, little goat. Quote (TEst lives on but I'm in BK stronk now and too lazy to change the image) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 A goat, a bear, and a cat walk into a bar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 A goat, a bear, and a cat walk into a bar... Continue... Quote All hail Irken All hail the Tallest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saeton Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 A goat, a bear, and a cat walk into a bar... I haven't heard this one yet. Go on. Quote (TEst lives on but I'm in BK stronk now and too lazy to change the image) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) Blockade him. Grind him with planes. If you need gas or ammo, let me know. I'll help bankroll you for rolling that turd. I shall marshal my assembly lines to the task. Thank you; I'll PM you. And on that note, while I do also need physical resources, the thing I'm currently most lacking is cash munz. I've got some active trades up, so if anyone would like to take a couple hundred tons of aluminum, bauxite, and lead off of me in exchange for some warmachine funds, I'd be immensely grateful. EDIT: Trades complete. Of course, any assistance you wish to provide otherwise is nonetheless always appreciated. I can give personal spy support for now, hopefully more later. Appreciated! Check your PMs in game, little goat. Roaaaar raaaaa aaaar! (Thank you, Big B!) A goat, a bear, and a cat walk into a bar... proceed Edited January 14, 2015 by Erin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonnorman Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Bear buys goat a vodka, cat sais "i prefer whiskey". Bear eats cat, "nobody offer you drink pussycat" ^ russian humor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saeton Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Bear buys goat a vodka, cat sais "i prefer whiskey". Bear eats cat, "nobody offer you drink pussycat" ^ russian humor I think in this case I'd rather eat the goat. Quote (TEst lives on but I'm in BK stronk now and too lazy to change the image) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 Saeton, no! This is a kid-friendly forum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) I think in this case I'd rather eat the goat. Edited January 14, 2015 by Jodo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Well that just made my life a whole lot better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saeton Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Saeton, no! This is a kid-friendly forum! Oh. Right. I guess this better be taken someplace private. She's a goat, not a sheep! Gosh. Quote (TEst lives on but I'm in BK stronk now and too lazy to change the image) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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