Popular Post Canbec Posted November 2, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted November 2, 2023 ESPN8: The Ocho Presents ODOO Tournament in Hollywood Cotton McKnight: Welcome everyone to another special evening in dodgeball, the most exhilarating sport on television. For the folks at home tuning in now, our broadcast of the latest Championship Game, featuring the current regionally-qualified ODOO teams and WELP, has just concluded. Pepper Brooks: And that was quite the face shot from WELP! Cotton McKnight: Indeed. That unsportsmanlike behaviour was painful to watch, though effective. Pepper: I cannot believe that the refs missed that call. Cotton: It happens. But tonight is the final match at the Orbitite Dodgeball Organization of Orbis’ regional tournament here in Hollywood, exclusively presented here on ESPN8: The Ocho. Isn’t this so exciting, Pepper? Pepper Brooks: It sure is exciting to be in Hollywood for the first time, but I must confess a sense of déjà vu. Cotton: Me too, Pepper, but this is the first ODOO tournament to be held in Hollywood. Now I doubt many of our viewers need any additional context on the ins and outs of ODOO, but for the handful of you out there, let me remind you that the current regionally-qualified ODOO teams are gearing up for the ODOO annual championship tournament in Silicon Valley, where a winner will be crowned from among all the regionally-qualified teams. Today’s final match will determine the regional qualifying team from the Hollywood tournament, who will go on to compete in Silicon Valley. Pepper: For a FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLAR grand prize, Cotton! Cotton: Yes indeed, Pepper. This final match tonight will be played between Ball of Fame and the Clown Punchers, and while Ball of Fame are heavily favoured to win, the true beauty of this sport is its unpredictability. And if you don’t believe me, just remember that in the semi-final round this weekend, both teams playing tonight came out victorious against better-ranked opponents, the Untouchaballs and No Hit Sherlock. Pepper: I don’t think anyone was expecting this match-up for the final match! Cotton: No sir! Alright, the ref is coming out onto the court signaling the start of the match, so let’s tune in. [***] Cotton: My oh my, Pepper! Was that an impressive game or what? The last time I remember seeing such artful dodging was during the Group B qualifying round of the Lilongwe Open in 2004. Pepper: *whistles* These guys sure know how to dodge, Cotton! Cotton: The Clown Punchers have certainly earned their place in the annual ODOO championship tournament after their incredible win over Ball of Fame. I am eagerly looking forward to watching them compete in Hollywood and bring their top-notch gameplay to the tournament. Their future in the sport looks very promising if they continue to play at this level. For now though, we’re signing off and handing the mic over to our colleagues in Tashkent for our coverage of the Central Asian Women’s Underwater Rugby Championship. Pepper: Effin’ A, Cotton! Effin’ A! TL;DR: The Immortals join the Orbitite Dodgeball Organization of Orbis as full signatories of ODOO’s 5 Ds of Dodgeball treaty. ---------------------------- Signatures: Hide contents Signed for Average Joe’s, Canbec, King of the Heralds BigMorf, Ghostblood Babsk Schirminator, Herald of Growth Indger, Herald of Internal Affairs Santa Claus, Herald of War Signed for Girl Scout Troop #417, Emperor: Brandon Donsberger Cabinet: ExStratos, Masteraka, Biel Signed for MilFs, [REDACTED]: Bezzers Overseer of Strategic Direction: Bug Overseer of Internal Operations: Luciuskonst Overseer of External Outreach: Shifty Overseer of Military Operations: Voidwalker Overseer of Economic Development: Basil Signed for Moose Knucklers, Galerion, Immortal King of Thrift mutedfaith, Immortal King of Sass HannaH, Immortal Queen of Beignets Signed for Skillz That Killz, Hegemon: TigerFire Ascendent: The Titan Remnant of Internal Affairs: Audon Remnant of Economics: RightHonorable Remnant of Foreign Affairs: Nick I Signed for Yetis, Presidential Fi Sweeeeet Ronny D Aenir Signed for Clown Punchers, Leader: Lord Tyrion 2ic: Latsu FA Head: James Wilson 4 6 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presidential Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 The boys are back! Dropkick Murphys "The Boys Are Back" (Official Music Video) - YouTube 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velyni Vas Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 Congratulations on the addition. Welcome back to actual bloc politics, Tyrion. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bezzers Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 Welcome welcome! Looking forward to working together again! Quote Roll Squeegee pact with Redarmy and Ameyuri Blues Brothers pact with Redarmy Leader of the Elyion Resistance. If it's backed by NPO, you know it's evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fikingdom Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 Welcome back TI! Looking forward playing dodgeball with the Clown Punchers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkblade Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 (edited) This is just Hollywood but without Guardian. Edited November 2, 2023 by darkblade 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Knox Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 Wiki updated lol. Congratulations. Quote Federation of Knox Enlightened of Chaos, Event Horizon QA Team and API Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas IIV Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 congrats and i wish yall the best of luck your new journey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Canbec Posted November 2, 2023 Author Popular Post Share Posted November 2, 2023 6 minutes ago, darkblade said: This is just Hollywood but without Guardian. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presidential Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 15 minutes ago, darkblade said: This is just Hollywood but without Guardian. How could you forget about Oblivion like that? 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkblade Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Presidential said: How could you forget about Oblivion like that? I guess the secret is out now. @hidude45454 was the secret leader of Hollywood. :serious: Edited November 2, 2023 by darkblade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Presidential said: How could you forget about Oblivion like that? Please don't tempt them, I know that they miss TI dearly. don't leave me Ockey 🥺 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 3 hours ago, darkblade said: I guess the secret is out now. @hidude45454 was the secret leader of Hollywood. :serious: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlan Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 Congrats TI! And congrats ODOO! The best of wishes to you all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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