Popular Post Lucas Posted January 3, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2023 Investor Contact: Vemek Media Contact: WANA SYNDICATE, INC ISSUES STATEMENT IN RESPONSE TO MULTIPLE BUDDIES NASSAU, Bahamas, 2023-01-03: SYNDICATE, Inc. (NYSE:SCC), recognizes corporate hostilities between itself and multiple businesses. Due to the need to preserve ROI on printing and marketing charges given record inflationary pressures, SCC will address multiple buddies with this announcement. SYNDICATE, Inc., has learned that four buddies – Grumpy Old Bastards (NYSE:GRUMPY), Guardian (PSX:MHQ), The Hand of Fate (AMX:KT), and Oblivion (NASDAQ:SH!TE) – and their unlisted subsidiary buddies, have entered into open corporate hostilities against SCC and its subsidiary firms. SYNDICATE, Inc., recognizes hostilities with all of these buddies, and wishes them luck on the battlefield. About SYNDICATE, Inc. SYNDICATE, Inc., based in Nassau, the Bahamas, is the world’s premium gasoline, aluminum, and munitions manufacturer and distributor for a wide variety of peacekeeping and humanitarian activities. Wholly-owned SYNDICATE, Inc. subsidiary brands include the Enterprise, Orbis’ foremost talent scouting and management agency; the Charlie Group, premium asset management firm; and Hetzal Prime Industries, leading enterprise in agricultural industrialization. For more information about SYNDICATE, Inc., and its activities, contact WANA, Chief Global Strategist. 23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketya Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Just putting this here knowing it may not age well looking for a fun war! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadin Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Only the Syndicate can take something awesome like a RoH and put us all to sleep with it. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Tom Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 (edited) Just now, Ketya said: Just putting this here knowing it may not age well looking for a fun war! Edited January 3, 2023 by President Tom 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divinum Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Thank you SRD for boosting my intra-alliance prestige. Quote SYNDICATE, Inc., has learned that four buddies – Grumpy Old Bastards (NYSE:GRUMPY), Guardian (PSX:MHQ), The Hand of Fate (AMX:KT), and Oblivion (NASDAQ:SH!TE) – and their unlisted subsidiary buddies, have entered into open corporate hostilities against SCC and its subsidiary firms. Calling them the Gang of Four would be appropriate in more ways than one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talleyrand Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Quote SYNDICATE, Inc., recognizes hostilities with all of these buddies, and wishes them luck on the battlefield. Correction: SYNDICATE, Inc., recognizes hostilities with Oblivion and their buddies, and wishes them luck on the battlefield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Zed Posted January 3, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2023 In a public press release, Zed is able to confirm that The Firm, a sovereign and independent alliance (NZX:$f), has received a supply of munitions for peacekeeping missions against 30-50 feral HOGGs. The Firm is grateful for this support. 8 1 Quote In paradisum deducant te Angeli; in tuo adventu suscipiant te martyres, et perducant te in civitatem sanctam Ierusalem.Chorus angelorum te suscipiat, et cüm Lazaro quondam paupere æternam habeas requiem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Talleyrand Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 (edited) Quote SYNDICATE, Inc., recognizes hostilities with all of these buddies, and wishes them luck on the battlefield. Edit: Double post was not intentional Edited January 3, 2023 by Talleyrand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkblade Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 Loved the buddies comeback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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