Popular Post Raoul Duke Posted March 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted March 22, 2018 The Horsemen did look out upon the field of battle…. corpses strewn hither and yon…the stench of decay and uranium heavy in the air…. Raoul Duke turned to Trojan and said: “Hey man, I have 1200 munitions and boomerang. Do you feel like attacking an alliance 5 times our size and possibly blowing up a supermarket?” And Trojan replied: “Sure.” And thus, two exalted Horsemen (later followed by three more I think) did boldly ride out upon the aforementioned plain, welcoming maximum infrastructure damage and a significantly lowered military upkeep. The remaining Horsemen waived half-heartedly from the apocalyptic stables and as one did shout! “We’re just gonna chill for a bit!” And so The carnage and wrath was steadfastly dealt for 4 minutes… And then Ragnarok and their associates realized someone had thrown a boomerang at them. Raoul Duke’s never wavering steed (her name was Susan as I recall) was killed in the first airstrike. Trojans towering War-Mule (We will miss you Jorge.) suffered a naval- artillery- induced-myocardial infarction and had to be mercy-strangled. Grim for sure But The Horsemen (now horseless and mule-less) did stumble on…never faltering…eyes fixed on the goal…and finally…Trojan, Raoul Duke, Danial Gh, Collywobbles and Frederick II…. did blow up that Supermarket…they surely did. 18 Quote Registered slot thief Buy the ticket, take the ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PackAnimal Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Respect for going out and doing your thing, best of luck Quote Mans two modes of existence can be thought of as his light and dark side. He is either the Protector or the Ravager. The Immovable Object or the Unstoppable Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Keepin' it real. I can respect that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Costello Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 You Declaring a disban or a war? lmao Quote I hold the Right to my own Fate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 (edited) 464 Edited December 21, 2020 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raoul Duke Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 Definitely not a disband... 1 Quote Registered slot thief Buy the ticket, take the ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Costello Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 17 minutes ago, Mikalus II said: Definitely not a disband... well best of luck to Horsemen lmao Quote I hold the Right to my own Fate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Hahaha. Good luck have fun! Never underestimate a well-timed boomerang. 2 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micchan Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Good dow, I hate when are super long Horsemen ordered a boomerang attack upon the alliance of Ragnarok and eliminated 0.1 Resistance. The attack was good for morale. Horsemen's forces lost 1 boomerang and 3 cangaroos, while Ragnarok's defenders lost an old woman and 16 hamsters. The attack destroyed 0.004 infrastructure in a small town and 0 improvements. Horsemen stole 1 kg of sugar in the attack. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Graham Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 45 minutes ago, Micchan said: Good dow, I hate when are super long Horsemen ordered a boomerang attack upon the alliance of Ragnarok and eliminated 0.1 Resistance. The attack was good for morale. Horsemen's forces lost 1 boomerang and 3 cangaroos, while Ragnarok's defenders lost an old woman and 16 hamsters. The attack destroyed 0.004 infrastructure in a small town and 0 improvements. Horsemen stole 1 kg of sugar in the attack. NOT THE HAMSTERS! And the old woman as well, of course... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jroc Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Micchan said: Good dow, I hate when are super long Horsemen ordered a boomerang attack upon the alliance of Ragnarok and eliminated 0.1 Resistance. The attack was good for morale. Horsemen's forces lost 1 boomerang and 3 cangaroos, while Ragnarok's defenders lost an old woman and 16 hamsters. The attack destroyed 0.004 infrastructure in a small town and 0 improvements. Horsemen stole 1 kg of sugar in the attack. This is an atrocity! A war crime! How low will the Horsemen sink?!? That's 1 kg of sugar that won't be used to make sweet tea. We as the Orbis community need to condemn this senseless act of violence! Think of the sweet tea!! You monsters! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Jroc said: This is an atrocity! A war crime! How low will the Horsemen sink?!? That's 1 kg of sugar that won't be used to make sweet tea. We as the Orbis community need to condemn this senseless act of violence! Think of the sweet tea!! You monsters! Don't worry comrade! Soviet justic will be done. 1 Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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