Sardonic

Oh how quickly you forget the hundreds of millions in reps you made us in Cybernations. A healthy number indeed. Does it ever bother you that with every effort to resist us you have only made us stronger and entertained us?

Went from an ancient haswell I-5 to a 3700x this year. Very happy.

That's not what 'Apocrypha' means. But do continue tilting at windmills.

Actually everything is about GOONS now. Everything that occured prior to our arrival (B.G.) must rightly be discarded as apocrypha. Since our holy arrival, everything can and will be viewed through our lens.

according to twitter replying to somebody is violence oh god I just did it i'm so sorry

You still don't get it do you, even after all these years? Talking about us just gives us power, so thank you for that.

Who are they? Who are you? Hell, who am I?

Please, take some line breaks from GOONS' strategic punctuation reserve: Enjoy, hope they serve you well.

How dare you call us centrist

And Ogame, And TribalWars, and UrbanDead, and....

I, for one, cannot wait to break the contract of peace in men's hearts again.

The black sun is rising. Good morning, Orbis.

That's not what 'Whitelisting' means, by the way.

Somebody get Schattenmann over here, we need more people posting walls of text about us.

I'm pretty sure asking me to read this is a violation of your vaunted NAP

Oh please, most of those worlds were wastes before we graced them with the gift of our presence. We are the ultimate terraformers. Conflict, Culture and Stories flow easily from us. Even our previously harshest critics in those worlds came to love us for the valuable role we play. What possible lesson could you or your barbarian friends teach us? The arc of history is long, and it always bends towards GOONS.

Who do you think you are talking to? Our experiences on other worlds often pushed us to our extremes, and our culture and community always held firm under pressure. Arrgh on the other hand: Frankly, I question how many active members they even have at this point.

goons is a very left wing alliance, so this checks out.

P. good. Just saw this new video, kind of reminds me of something, can't put my finger on what though:

You do realize your posting about us only makes us stronger?

I believe you will find that the GOONS hunger for posting is infinite. Moreover, if anything, CNGOONS1 was an aberration, there have been plenty of successful long term goon groups that maintained dominant positions, see: Goonswarm. We are part of a proud tradition; an empire which has colonized hundreds of different worlds. We have found this world to our liking, and this party is just getting started.

While you're peaced out of the forums you might consider working on improving your posting. It's absolutely terrible. Like, are you putting any effort in at all to make your points even the slightest bit coherent? Begone from GOONS' holy threads with your nonsense.

You do realize you're the alliance equivalent of a trash mob to us, right?

This, but unironically. Disenfranchised groups show solidarity to undermine oppression. Dominant groups show solidarity to reinforce it.