TheNG

The aluminum is formed into 1 ton blocks, which are strategically dropped on groups of rounded-up dissenters to make examples out of them. This ensures that only true loyalists will inhabit your glorious nation!

Have I ever told you the tragedy of Darth Roquentin the wise? I thought not, it's not a story the Syndisphere would tell you. It's a Paracovenant legend. Darth Roquentin was a Dark Lord of the New Pacific Order, so powerful and wise he could use his mastery of negotiation to influence the alliances and create coalitions... He had such a knowledge of Easy Mode he could keep the ones he cared about out of range. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught Kastor, his apprentice, everything he knew, then the apprentice stole his bank in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from defeat, but not himself.

I am glad this thread recognizes the true glory that is the New Pacific Order and its leader, Roquentin, blessed be his name, supreme prophet of the Cult Pacifica. It is known by all that while Roquentin is kind and generous, and that to achieve the true enlightenment of "Easy Mode", sacrifices must be made along the way. Infrastructure and military units are but temporary, foolish distractions any true enlightened of the Cult Pacifica is honored to cast aside in the service of the true Good! Our cities shall be dust, our histories forgotten, our monuments deconstructed, but fear not! The Cult embraces all those who seek the path of enlightenment and swear Eternal Devotion to our savior, holy Roquentin. Truly, are we not blessed?

Alliance Categories: Best Fighters: Acadia. But I have been impressed by the alliances I've fought both against and alongside this war. tS, while benefitting heavily from the server crash and good allies, have fought very well (certainly kicked my ass), and Lordaeron has done their part and more, really strong showing from them. Worst Fighters: Meh, every alliance has their share of disappointments and incredible fighters, so I'll pass here. Most Surprising Entry: For me at least, TFP Best PR: Acadia, obviously Worst PR: DEIC (May it rest in peace). I've seen more people complaining about it this war than I have in wars when it actually fought. Playmaker (In other words, who had the largest impact): Probably TKR or NPO Most Improved: I think Acadia has certainly had a good showing for it's first major war as a group, but I'm biased. Otherwise, I'd say Lordaeron, they've done quite well. Failed to Meet Expectations: Meh Best DoW: Acadia. I spent longer than I care to admit on that DoW, and I think it came out pretty good. Best Blitz: I'd say a number of strong blitzes were done this war, I was on the experiencing end of a fine blitz by tC. Worst Blitz: TFP. Sorry guys, but not sure what y'all were hoping to accomplish. Player Categories: Best Fighter: TheNG Most Friendly: TheNG (I try man) Most Salty: The failures and losers in Syndisphere Best Rookie (for those who popped their war cherry): meh Best Troll: Seeker Best eLawyer: Seeker. Dude has plots within plots within plots. He even planned this! Community Categories: Best Post: Acadia DoW Funniest Post: Acadia DoW Saltiest Post: The entire OWF Best Propaganda: Acadia DoW

I surren- Oh wait, wrong thread. Carry on folks.

You mean 3/4 of DEIC's wars?

Well, she can be if you like

Yes, that is indeed what I'm saying. Although it's always good for a laugh to see people still take her seriously.

I really hope you haven't gone through the past two years not knowing that was always a joke. But hey, we're still getting good mileage out of it! So who really wins?

"04/18/2017 09:34 pm Waifu Satisfriend of Boner machine Fortified their nation, increasing their Resistance by 10." "04/18/2017 09:35 pm Holy Prophet Partisan of Exodas Fortified their nation, increasing their Resistance by 10." I.... I see I've been fighting my wars all wrong this whole time...

I approve

As a semi-frequent user of fortify, this would be appreciated.

Well, as this was posted while I wasn't around, glad to be working with CS! And for the record, the treaty was in the works before the war started, but the announcement got a little delayed by all the other events happening o/ Acadia o/ Cornerstone

Nice change, glad to see it happen Sheepy!

Just like Seeker planned oh so long ago. You were all warned.....

No no no. Polaris! You were supposed to declare war on POLARIS! smh people can't do anything right these days.

Best of luck in this Coaliton! This'll be fun.

While their lives may not be as easy or comfortable as those of their relatives back in far Europe, but the brave men and women of Acadia would have it no other way. Adventure and discovery hide behind every river and hill, the chance to see and experience wonders never before glimpsed by civilized man. To be sure, this New World was not without risk, but the Acadians made sure to be properly prepared, for many dangers lurked within the dark forests. One fateful day, several children, finished with the day’s tasks, were playing on a riverbank near the colony. Suddenly, they were set upon by a band of ferocious natives, frighteningly painted, and equipped for war. The unfortunate youths were promptly carried off, helpless against the savages. When the colony learned of the attack, fear swept through like a knife. What barbarians would target children? Were they preparing for open war? What would become of Acadia? Suddenly, the military leader of the Acadia, Admiral Steve, stepped forward. He silenced the anxious crowd with one stern look. “People of Acadiaâ€, he declared, “This attack is merely the first to come. I know the natives have plotted against us for far too long, envious of our civilization and freedom. If we are to preserve our lives and our colony, we must go on the attack. If these savages desire war, then a war they shall get!†With that, the crowd erupted into cheers and applause, as the armories of Acadia flew open. Armor was donned, muskets were loaded, bayonets were fixed. To defend all they had built, to defend their future, Acadia went to war! tl;dr You wanted to start a fight, eh tS? Well, here we are.

Hah, while nerds like you are refreshing pages, cool kidz like me are out getting laid... or something.... doing a sports? ​ Throws on leather jacket and leaves

UPN democracy - "Well, this is it Under. Any last words?" Under - "How about goodbye..." coup intensifies

Besides, given any major alliance generally has a lot of resources and money moving around or already in circualtion, any information about bank contents can be wildly inaccurate (hint-hint) and is generally outdated within a day or two at most anyhow. Good luck getting anyone to pay you for that.

I think Insert Name Here is just worried that since Lordaeron and NPO are in Syndisphere now, they'll be the fun part of the hegemoney and all the prospective meatshields valuable partners will go to them rather than tS. Wait... Acadia is in Syndisphere now too. We're definitely the fun part then!

Congratulations Lordaeron!

*screams*

Scam? You mean completely legitimate investment opportunity with a high profit margin and extremely low risk, right?