Brooklyn666

Alright, I'll back whichever one of you offers me the best deal. I have no scruples.

And if you want to get *extremely* pedantic, it should be 'fewer' instead of 'less'.

We know we've been slacking lately with our illegible announcements, but I think we outdid ourselves with this one. o/ Sk and Sparta

That doesn't really play out when you look at past election cycles though. Sure, Trump is a wild card, but the Republican primaries always go waaaay far to the right early on, and swing back to the center by the convention. I don't see Trump getting enough delegates to win outright, which most likely means a brokered convention. If that happens, I'm fairly certain the party will do whatever it takes to make sure he doesn't get the nomination since he has no chance of winning the general. He's only winning now because of far-right grassroots support that a lot of similar candidates enjoy early on, but that support always fails to materialize come November. I also don't see Hillary or Bernie having any trouble at all winning the election. There are way more paths for them to get to 270 than for the Republicans. As it is, Dems only need to win 1-2 of the swing states to win, and Bernie and Hillary are polling ahead of all republicans (even Trump) in all the states they need to hold, as well as more than enough of the swing states.

Change your pips, science nerds!

Come on guys! We at SK make our DoW scrolls for your enjoyment and this is the thanks we get?

I wanna live with Dad!

For Alpha's severe case of butthurt:

I've taken the liberty of translating this from shitspeak to normal:

The Great Seal War

What is dead may never die!

Wow. A lot of gay haters in here. You guys know this isn't the audition to be the Republican VP candidate, right?

Shiver me timbers! There's a distinct lack of pirate talk in this war. Not once has anyone mentioned gold duobloons, poop decks, or keelhauling, you rapscallions.

Dio is expanding his real estate holdings from the desert to include the high seas as well.

It's true. I can confirm.

For all those are worried, I can assure that all announcements will continue to be rendered in barely legible scrolls. Tenages may be retired, we but have traditions to maintain!

Booze and lap dances are on you!

Edit: delete please.

Even giving you the benefit of the doubt, you obviously know what's going on now, so the question is, are you going to deny it and/or refuse to turn it over to protect a shitty ally, or actually honor the peace agreement?