Kurdanak

Nothing that's worth staying up to experience in real-time, I can assure you.

A lot of people in this thread should really take a few hours away from the forums and come back to this with a (hopefully) clearer head. There's only so much conversational whiplash one can handle. 🤨

that's a "neither," not "both," btw >_>

Thank you for your interpretation services for the elderly!

A quick visual representation of the community's response to Phoenyx posting a new thread:

Neat holiday flag!

Honestly, it's like some of you are gathered around Phoenyx beating a dead horse wondering, "Why does he go on? Why doesn't he just stop?" First you're curious, then frustrated, now furious. And yet, every single time his club breaks, you hand him a new one. The horse is always going to be there; you might as well disregard the possibility of a ban. It might be a step in the right direction if you stop replacing the club, it's harder to go on without being engaged, though I'm certain the madman will simply start using their fists instead. Maybe hand him a tool that'll be funnier to watch, milk some amusement out of the situation (my choice), but that takes arguably too much effort for little reward. So, what's left? Easy, just stop watching. Will he go on, beating that horse to pulp? Probably, but without an audience, does it really matter?

oh lawd he comin Quite interesting, congrats!

romax using Discord light theme is by far the most shocking part of these screenshots.

I have to agree with Mr. Thesaurus and Dr. Dictionary, here.

*whispers* I'll take it for 6 bil sans Keegoz

I'm certain it helps to know (and publicly so) that their allies aren't going to exploit and abandon them like their old leader did. It's rather easy to kick someone while they're down; quite a bit harder to do when it's clear that someone's got their back.

Trying to sell your old alliance is pretty damn lame. Time for a hard reset?

I can't say I'm not amused by the fact that determining the acronym of a top 20 alliance is depicted as a significant hurdle, here. An astounding step, I look forward to your op-ed on fully automated luxury gay space communism.

You know, I was bored and trying to think up some cheap jokes towards this whole Rose puppeting Swamp thing, stumbled upon this, the swamp rose: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosa_palustris Theory confirmed amiright? lol, cool plant though, might as well keep reading - woah, “it is a host of the blinded sphinx moth” Haha now that’s a funny coincidence, not like there’s anything past that though But wait what’s that right there https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paonias_excaecatus "Primary food sources for the larvae are deciduous trees such as willows, birch and cherries, as well as shrubberies, like ninebark and roses" Shrubberies?? Line a few of those bad boys up, what do you get? A hedge Hold on a minute...ninebark? NINE? Alliance rank #9, Children of the Light, Keegoz, moths are attracted to light, Sphinx moth, my god just how deep does this go yikes, I’m feeling pretty swamped by all of this, am just rambling nonsense at this point - imma head out before you all think I’m just some quack HOLD UP WHAT DID I JUST-

Let's be real, here - not even Phoenyx has the time to figure that one out. sorry to interrupt your arguing, please continue!

meanwhile, in Syndicate HQ:

Whoever wrote this, having finally accomplished their long-desired dream of validation from Phoenyx:

You're exactly six years late on the marionette jokes, btw. Happy peace, folks!

(tbh I have never witnessed a more relevant application of this gif)

(an oldie but a goldie) Sorry! Amateur hour, am I right? Text propaganda is so last war (and the war before that, and also every other war ever). While I'm here, though, sticking with the theme - a depiction of Zephyr's reaction to Alex allowing the Rose Menace to get away with yet another injustice:

Ha! If you thought that was bad, just wait until we implement our next-gen Rose Varon-T disruptor! Just the other day I was testing it out on my nation page and @Redarmy had the misfortune of looking at just the wrong moment, I don't know if he'll ever recover from such visual abuse - I think he even had to scroll three whole times before finally finding my cities, absolutely horrid.

lol, classic. But whatever, I'm not surprised you took the opportunity to take a jab. Judging by the following thread, while most of the respondents are from Rose (naturally, considering you started this weird self-righteous crusade against us), your opinion is not universal and should really not be applied so broadly (i.e. "with seemingly no consideration for other players").

I always appreciate a quick and concise indicator on how a thread is going to go