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  1. 🗲ϟħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™🗲

    SNN-Achilles Last Stand

    This is Shifty coming in with some dank news Pantheon has been couped again. https://prnt.sc/mx3pmu https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=1896 It happens every year, multiple times. It's like the changing of the season.
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    SNN-Achilles Last Stand

    It's time we had an old good fashioned revolt here. Extreme admin/mod bias here. "Lemme just play God here for you"
  3. 🗲ϟħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™🗲

    Image links for VIP keep breaking.

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    SNN-Achilles Last Stand

    Beware the Ides of March Pantheon is suspected to have couped their upper gov in response to tS spy/puppet leadership accusations.
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    Fraggle Rock is Seeking an Alliance

    Best they do is free detailing every 10k miles scheduled maintenance.
  6. 🗲ϟħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™🗲

    Fraggle Rock is Seeking an Alliance

    Pantheon Good credit, bad credit, no credit. 0 APR, 0 down payment. They take anyone.
  7. 🗲ϟħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™🗲

    SNN-Back in Black

    Shifty just briefly sauntering in to remind you he is still a part of your life like your absentee father. Don't worry, I just went to the liquor store for a pack of smokes. The line was long. Today's or rather yesterday's news that I didn't have time to post: It's finally over bois, the Iron Curtain has fallen. Stalinism and the Bolsheka tribe are gone, TRF is kill. Looks like these commies won't be boarding the Hobo Express or any train for that matter. Ayy lmao. https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=4352
  8. 🗲ϟħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™🗲

    Better Maps

    Mine has a border, you just have to draw them in.
  9. 🗲ϟħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™🗲

    Did you miss it?

    Hyperborea-Disband Kek, been around for 2 months exactly and already outrank your AA. We're purposely staying quiet. It's literally our theme to be not be seen or heard while we're a protectorate.
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    Shifty News Network-Playing Favorites

    Stunning news that the public must know. Due to regulations on what I can post I have to leak some of this off-world. Thalmor was caught placing an "offensive" and quote: "Racist bounty" on Queen M based on the numerical amount. Now, if KT, TGH, or anyone around him didn't leak it then how was it leaked? Game mechanics don't even allow messages placed on bounties nor do they allow you to use spy attacks to figure out who placed it on you. Now, how it was revealed is a case of playing favorites and for reasons that I must leak off-world. DM/PM me via discord for details. The shadow SJW government is real. You sometimes have to be a sheep to follow it or be a part of it.
  11. 🗲ϟħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™🗲

    A Bold New Frontier

    RIP RR First RnR then RR is Arrgh next?
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    SNN: The Wizard

    Shifty reminding you that God grief comes first: Diomedes may have tried to hide, but he's not good at it. The wizard has returned: Alex will do nothing, we are hopeless. The wizard keeps casting his shadow, weaving his spell....Funny clothes, tinkling bell, never talking. Just keeps walking spreading his magic.
  13. 🗲ϟħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™🗲

    Whaling

    Gnome Man Bad 😡 t. Mad Max At this point my community appointed role is to be a BK lackey/yes-man.
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    Whaling

    BK is a winner and has the winner attitude You don’t need to tone it down if you’re shitting on the loser. The BK cockiness has been there since day 1. Y’all just mad because BK is on a different front now and winning.
  15. 🗲ϟħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™🗲

    Micros are Trash!

    The only micro and gov you need to interview is me as I am sole gov member.
  16. CKD has just finished merging. Shifty was right about their death.

    "Ey man, wtf why isn't CKD dead yet" t. le SNN critic

  17. 🗲ϟħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™🗲

    Desert Tales

    Im going MDAP tyvm
  18. 🗲ϟħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™🗲

    Desert Tales

    OwO-what's this? :3 Congrats senpai and fellow protectorate~kun.
  19. Shifty warned you of the threat of thottery. Took you 2 years to finally realize Shifty did nothing wrong.

  20. 🗲ϟħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™🗲

    SNN-Hemophilia

    Dr. Shifty reporting in with some grim news It appears that the Blood God has severe hemophilia as it has bled down from 22 members to 12. Before being kicked out of the patient's #nutsack, Dr. Shifty can confirm that the situation is dire. The Blood God appears to be looking for emergency donors and the only potential match maybe CoS. Dr. Shifty delivering the news like he delivers babies at the nursery ward: With a football spike to the ground and a dab, yeetus on dat feetus.
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    SNN-Hemophilia

    Whether or not the puppet is on the left hand or the right hand, it's still a puppet
  22. 🗲ϟħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™🗲

    SNN-Hemophilia

    I mean the whole tS puppet state thing was runnin' wild like Hulkamania.
  23. 🗲ϟħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™🗲

    SNN-Dire Straits

    Could Rose be in dire economic straits? Shifty reporting in with what seems like a turn for the worst... Has our beloved Dynamic turned to a life crime? Is armed robbery the only way out?
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    SNN-Failed Opportunities

    Alot of times we take chances for granted, We don't grab life by the horns and proceed to make it our !@#$ But today, we cover a few mishaps that unfortunately didn't end up in violence this week This is Shifty reporting in with a weekly review: Long story short: Sovereignty violated af and done on the P/W chan. How do you warmongers let this slide? Second failed opportunity: Everyone hates Akuryo, but apparently not enough to act on it properly Dynamic should stop tryna tax EM and instead tax Raeiska, I mean the frick is? This is Shifty reminding you that every second could be your last here on Orbis.
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