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Status Updates posted by 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

  1. I love to sing-a
    About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a,
    I love to sing-a,
    About a sky of blue-a, or a tea for two-a,
    Anything-a with a swing-a to an "I love you-a,"
    I love to, I love to sing!
     

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      Fly me to the moon where I can sing-a, sing-a under my umbrella?

  2. I see all these new members signing up and you can't reply on their profiles/statuses. Cowards.
    Out, out, out!

    1. Kamea Arano

      Kamea Arano

      #MakePnWGreatAgain 

      Shifty 2020

  3. If you ever wondered what my name is supposed to look like, because you use an inferior operating system and it won't display special characters and emojis:

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    1. Rimski

      Rimski

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      Tho-ts rn

  4. When you're a heavily decorated P/W veteran:

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    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      Doesn't matter how much stars and stripes you have, you still a busta.
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  5. Shifty is the truth and the light in this dark world.

  6. Going to a hospital and leaving without paying is theft, while leaving the hospital with your organs dangling is robbing a human of the last bit of life.

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      Aight kaknker this one is good

  7. >Tfw you're working the Rose Bowl at the International Champion Cup, Barca vs Tottenham later today.

    God is great. BARCA! ????

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      We are sure as all that THIS definently is not coming home

  8. They destroyed Trump's Hollywood star again. Just give Obama a star next to his and we can have all out riots. 

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

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      *laughs from heaven*

  9. They've made fries, sweet potato fries, and chicken fries.

    Even mozarella sticks are really just cheese fries.

    When do we get hotdog, pancake batter, and ice cream fries?

    1. Aksel

      Aksel

      https://www.rachaelrayshow.com/recipe/13256_Hot_Dog_Fries/

      ^ Hotdog Fries as seen on Rachel Ray (my dog eats her food all the time, he's spoiled af)

      Pancake Batter? You're legit asking to make fried dough - cut it into strips, fries.

      Ain't got shit for ice cream fries.

    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      "I'll just take some fish and chips"

  10. Shifty is surrounded by 5150s, but no 10/10s.

    #patrol ?‍✈️??

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      Saw a thoot while I was in the bus.

      Identified: Adidas Tracksuit

      Immediate Special Forces dispatch.

  11. Hit me up w/ those nukes SA
    ?? ?

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      Bop it

      Twist it

      Nuke it

  12. What happens if you pee and put it through a water filter?

    Can you truly keep reusing the same water? Why don't we do this?

    #conserve

    1. Buorhann

      Buorhann

      Yes and no.  Although the majority of urine is water, it's not entirely water.  You'll run out eventually.  Plus your body uses water as well, so not all of it will go through you.

    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      Yeah it's the same like if a truck goes through you, there will be a part of the truck and you missing. Am I correct?

  13. boopity boop zee boop bippity bop flim flam zim zam zop beep boop bep bam

    ᵇbͦoͦᵖoͥpͭʸiᵇtͦyͦᵖ ᶻbͤoͤoᵇpͦ ͦᵖzᵇeͥᵖeᵖ ͥbͭʸoᵇoͦᵖpᶠ ˡbͥiͫpᶠpˡiͣtͫyᶻ ͥbͫoᶻpͣ ͫfᶻlͦᵖiᵇmͤ ͤᵖfᵇlͦaͦᵖmᵇ ͤᵖzᵇiͣmͫ zam zop beep boop bep bam

    bͫ̈́̇oͬ̈̍oͪ̅̋p̆ͯ̆i͗̿̌ẗ́̾̓y̎̄͋ ̓̑̓b̒̎ͥoͭ̓͆ó̈͊pͥ̏̂ ̉ͪ͆zͨ̂͂e̅ͧͤeͤ̄̅ ̄̌̓b͑̇ͥo͑̔ͩoͦ͋̈́p̎͌͗ ̓͗̇bͫ́ͥi͐̅̒pͣ͛ͧp̉̈́ͩiͬ̐̑t̊ͭ̌ẙ̏́ ̍ͧͪb̄̈́ͨoͮ̿̋pͫͦ̓ ̇͊̽f̃ͩ̎lͭ̏̚iͪͩ̆mͫ̂ͦ ̊̓̂f͐̌ͥl̓ͪ̌aͪ͋̉m̐ͯ̆ ͗͐ͤz̈́͂̆iͬ̇̽m̑̾͗ ͌ͨ͂z͐̈́̀á͗̽m͐ͥͤ ͂ͧͣz̈̐͛o͛ͮ̾p̑͋ͥ ̿̅̎b̓̒ͦe͗ͪ̚e̒̋ͦp̔̆͆ ͆ͬ̉b̂͛̀oͫͦͣoͦͦ̈́p̑ͤ͂ ͫͤ̔b̂͐̈ȅ͂̋p̓ͣ̚ ͌̾̋bͥͮ̓a͒̑̏m͌̓ͪ

    ͙̖ɯ̩͖̘ɐ̲͖̞q̮̬̝ ̞̫̟d̹̣̹ǝ̝̟̬q̱̥̮ ̮͖̙ḏ̗̫o̺̯̠o̜̲̲q̦͚̺ ̜̲͓d̘̦ͅǝ̤̪̜ǝ͇̤̣q͚̥̳ ̮͔̫d̬͎͎o̳̟̭z̦̣͕ ͇͉̺ɯ͇̳̟ɐ̤̤͖z͎̼̖ ͉͈͉ɯ̻̗̜ᴉ̜̩ͅz͔̝͈ ̞̝̟ɯ͇̟̠ɐ̖̘̠l͖͇̻ɟ͓͇̟ ̤̘ͅɯ͙͇̠ᴉ͎̙̻l̝͈͙ɟ̝̫ͅ ̬̠̞d̯̙͕o̭̺̙q͕͚̤ ̣̦ͅʎ͕͓ͅʇ̩̫̬ᴉ̭͔̗d̩̪̪d̰͍̮ᴉ̖̤̜q͓̩͖ ͓̪̻d̘̯͓o̲̙̟o̙̟͙q̻̫̩ ̘̞͚ǝ͈͙̭ǝ̦͇̰z̮̤̖ ̼̟̱d̟̘̫o̟̫̗o̝̠̙q̖̪̤ ̺͎̙ʎ͇̞̻ʇ̙̝̣ᴉ̙̲͙d͔̟̜o͎̺̮o͔̭̰q

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    1. Rimski

      Rimski

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      "With one click, the North Vietnamese Enigma will be broken"

      *hears "URAAAA"s in the distance*

      "Let's hurry"

    2. WISD0MTREE

      WISD0MTREE

      .-. . -.-. -.- .-.. . ... ... / --- -. / - .... . / .-. .- -.. .. ---

  14. Only cowards go behind your back, that's why Shifty gives you a pat on the front for a job well done.

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      *while patting on the front Shifty puts a spying device on the person*

      "Trust me"

  15. Shifty is the only person who can go first in a game of Russian roulette played with an M249 and win.

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      Except if playing with russians, they would be fighting on who goes first.

  16. If you have a beer at 5am, is it drinking late or drinking early?

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      It's called being an Alcoholic

      This message was brought to you by the elderly home of Los Angeles.

    2. WISD0MTREE

      WISD0MTREE

      It's just drinking. 

    3. Beatrix

      Beatrix

      If you wake up at 5am and drink it is drinking early.

      If you stay up all night drinking at 5am, it is drinking late. 

      If you do either of those, you probably need some help :)

  17. A fine game by Russia

    Go Russia! Trigger those global sjws!

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      "Good, this guy will be killed last" - Putin

  18. I finally got a response!

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    #blessed

    ??

  19. GO SWITZERLAND!

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      How bout that neutrality,eh?

    2. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      Swiss women tho

      Who don't want a Swiss Miss?

    3. WISD0MTREE

      WISD0MTREE

      And full auto funs easier than in the US

  20. Mexico beat Germany ??

    Olé-mania, not Allemania

    Ayyyyy

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    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      Sad days for Merkel

      Didn't have the budget to bribe this year.

  21. Shifty can be banned for 8hrs, but what he stands for can never be silenced.

    #Icanbreakthesecuffs ???

  22. Shifty is uncharted, unmapped, and esoteric. 

    Few people can comprehend something beyond perfection. 

    1. Ukunaka

      Ukunaka

      Esoteric Enigmas

  23. Seeing the sjws post has made me run out of negative reacts. Goddamn, need more ammo.

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    1. Rimski

      Rimski

       

      http://m.ign.com/wikis/grand-theft-auto-san-andreas/Cheat_Codes_and_Secrets

      Look no further! Got you fam, GTA SA taught me to just use my imagination and cheats to get to where I want

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    2. Thalmor

      Thalmor

      MUH NAUGHT SEES

  24. When the doomsday clock hits 2 minutes to midnight, Shifty hits the snooze button for 3. ???

    1. John Smith

      John Smith

      This is code for something, I just know it

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