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Status Updates posted by 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™
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I love to sing-a
About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a,
I love to sing-a,
About a sky of blue-a, or a tea for two-a,
Anything-a with a swing-a to an "I love you-a,"
I love to, I love to sing!
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I see all these new members signing up and you can't reply on their profiles/statuses. Cowards.
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If you ever wondered what my name is supposed to look like, because you use an inferior operating system and it won't display special characters and emojis:
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When you're a heavily decorated P/W veteran:
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Going to a hospital and leaving without paying is theft, while leaving the hospital with your organs dangling is robbing a human of the last bit of life.
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>Tfw you're working the Rose Bowl at the International Champion Cup, Barca vs Tottenham later today.
God is great. BARCA! ???⚽?
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They destroyed Trump's Hollywood star again. Just give Obama a star next to his and we can have all out riots.
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They've made fries, sweet potato fries, and chicken fries.
Even mozarella sticks are really just cheese fries.
When do we get hotdog, pancake batter, and ice cream fries?
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https://www.rachaelrayshow.com/recipe/13256_Hot_Dog_Fries/
^ Hotdog Fries as seen on Rachel Ray (my dog eats her food all the time, he's spoiled af)
Pancake Batter? You're legit asking to make fried dough - cut it into strips, fries.
Ain't got shit for ice cream fries.
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Shifty is surrounded by 5150s, but no 10/10s.
#patrol ?✈️??
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What happens if you pee and put it through a water filter?
Can you truly keep reusing the same water? Why don't we do this?
#conserve
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boopity boop zee boop bippity bop flim flam zim zam zop beep boop bep bam
ᵇbͦoͦᵖoͥpͭʸiᵇtͦyͦᵖ ᶻbͤoͤoᵇpͦ ͦᵖzᵇeͥᵖeᵖ ͥbͭʸoᵇoͦᵖpᶠ ˡbͥiͫpᶠpˡiͣtͫyᶻ ͥbͫoᶻpͣ ͫfᶻlͦᵖiᵇmͤ ͤᵖfᵇlͦaͦᵖmᵇ ͤᵖzᵇiͣmͫ zam zop beep boop bep bam
bͫ̈́̇oͬ̈̍oͪ̅̋p̆ͯ̆i͗̿̌ẗ́̾̓y̎̄͋ ̓̑̓b̒̎ͥoͭ̓͆ó̈͊pͥ̏̂ ̉ͪ͆zͨ̂͂e̅ͧͤeͤ̄̅ ̄̌̓b͑̇ͥo͑̔ͩoͦ͋̈́p̎͌͗ ̓͗̇bͫ́ͥi͐̅̒pͣ͛ͧp̉̈́ͩiͬ̐̑t̊ͭ̌ẙ̏́ ̍ͧͪb̄̈́ͨoͮ̿̋pͫͦ̓ ̇͊̽f̃ͩ̎lͭ̏̚iͪͩ̆mͫ̂ͦ ̊̓̂f͐̌ͥl̓ͪ̌aͪ͋̉m̐ͯ̆ ͗͐ͤz̈́͂̆iͬ̇̽m̑̾͗ ͌ͨ͂z͐̈́̀á͗̽m͐ͥͤ ͂ͧͣz̈̐͛o͛ͮ̾p̑͋ͥ ̿̅̎b̓̒ͦe͗ͪ̚e̒̋ͦp̔̆͆ ͆ͬ̉b̂͛̀oͫͦͣoͦͦ̈́p̑ͤ͂ ͫͤ̔b̂͐̈ȅ͂̋p̓ͣ̚ ͌̾̋bͥͮ̓a͒̑̏m͌̓ͪ
͙̖ɯ̩͖̘ɐ̲͖̞q̮̬̝ ̞̫̟d̹̣̹ǝ̝̟̬q̱̥̮ ̮͖̙ḏ̗̫o̺̯̠o̜̲̲q̦͚̺ ̜̲͓d̘̦ͅǝ̤̪̜ǝ͇̤̣q͚̥̳ ̮͔̫d̬͎͎o̳̟̭z̦̣͕ ͇͉̺ɯ͇̳̟ɐ̤̤͖z͎̼̖ ͉͈͉ɯ̻̗̜ᴉ̜̩ͅz͔̝͈ ̞̝̟ɯ͇̟̠ɐ̖̘̠l͖͇̻ɟ͓͇̟ ̤̘ͅɯ͙͇̠ᴉ͎̙̻l̝͈͙ɟ̝̫ͅ ̬̠̞d̯̙͕o̭̺̙q͕͚̤ ̣̦ͅʎ͕͓ͅʇ̩̫̬ᴉ̭͔̗d̩̪̪d̰͍̮ᴉ̖̤̜q͓̩͖ ͓̪̻d̘̯͓o̲̙̟o̙̟͙q̻̫̩ ̘̞͚ǝ͈͙̭ǝ̦͇̰z̮̤̖ ̼̟̱d̟̘̫o̟̫̗o̝̠̙q̖̪̤ ̺͎̙ʎ͇̞̻ʇ̙̝̣ᴉ̙̲͙d͔̟̜o͎̺̮o͔̭̰q
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Only cowards go behind your back, that's why Shifty gives you a pat on the front for a job well done.
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Shifty is the only person who can go first in a game of Russian roulette played with an M249 and win.
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If you have a beer at 5am, is it drinking late or drinking early?
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A fine game by Russia
Go Russia! Trigger those global sjws!
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GO SWITZERLAND!
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Mexico beat Germany ??
Olé-mania, not Allemania
Ayyyyy
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Shifty can be banned for 8hrs, but what he stands for can never be silenced.
#Icanbreakthesecuffs ??? -
Shifty is uncharted, unmapped, and esoteric.
Few people can comprehend something beyond perfection.
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Seeing the sjws post has made me run out of negative reacts. Goddamn, need more ammo.
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http://m.ign.com/wikis/grand-theft-auto-san-andreas/Cheat_Codes_and_Secrets
Look no further! Got you fam, GTA SA taught me to just use my imagination and cheats to get to where I want
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When the doomsday clock hits 2 minutes to midnight, Shifty hits the snooze button for 3. ???