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Here's a segment where I give my fantastic advice on how to be sucessful. Listen and learn How to write a funny story: 1. Have the main character be a 50 year old Jewish pimp from Memphis. 2. Have him say things like “Sweet ride, baby cakesâ€, and “Lets make some swizzle swazzle magic razzle happen here!†and “Thou art a fool for arriving,Benvolioâ€. 3. Make him have a problem with a Pomeranian. 4. Name the Pomeranian Elizabethella. 5.Have him hire a dumb but lovable sidekick named “Steve†to help him kill the Pomeranian. 6. Kill the Pomeranian. 7. Realize that a Pomeranian is, in fact, a dog. 8. Realize that your story is awful. 9. Self-Publish it anyway. 10. Make a stupid vow about the story, like, “I won’t take !@#$ from nobody.†11. End up taking !@#$ from everybody. 12. Shoot up a club. 13. Start a career as a successful rapper. How to Get a Free Trip Straight to Jail: 1. Kill a Pomeranian. 2. Open fire at a casket yelling “You’re dead , dumb bastard!â€. 3. Throw a bucket of ice water on a cop. 4. Make a citizens arrest on yourself. 5. Break into the Senate during session and scream the preamble of the Constitution. 6. Attempt to ask John Kerry a question at a rally. ** 7. Become a cop just to arrest yourself. 8. Forget to read the Miranda rights to yourself and get arrested again because of this. 9. Punch the next man, woman, or child you see wearing pajamas in public. 10. Streak onto a field during a football game and tackle Tony Romo, injuring him for the rest of the season. !@#$ YOU PFEIFFER THESE ARE HILARIOUS

Name: Big Mack Zach Attack Training Allocation: (Max 20, cannot be 0 in any category) Passing: 4 Dribbling: 3 Shooting: 3 Rebounding: 4 Stamina: 2 Teamwork: 2 Morale: 2 Budgets: (Max 5, cannot be 0 in any category) National Training Budget: 3 National Youth Development Budget: 1 National Education Budget: 1

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You can vote for more than one. Vote for all of them except Dio if you think he's dumb

Weird, when I had 14 oil my gasoline production was at 20.88 a turn, instead of 27. Maybe take away some of my oil for a bit, and see if it happens again? This wont affect me again, but this may be useful for the future.

So you can still redeem as many credits for name changes as we want, but can only get money from 6 of them? I think this is the best possible thing you could've done here.

This is from a couple years ago, but it's still relevant The thing is, music videos have been bad from the beginning, but recently they’ve only gotten worse. A lot worse. Like so bad that I, an illiterate and poorly educated American, felt the need to write an essay reviewing all of them so you don’t have to suffer the pain of watching them. Got Money- Lil Wayne and T-Pain: After watching this, your question of “ Would I like to see a bunch of millionaires with dreadlocks dancing around a vault with near-naked women?†will be answered with a solid “No, probably notâ€. This video, which consists entirely of the same IN-understandable lyrics in a loop, is probably one of the most viewed on YouTube, although I wouldn’t know, because I can’t read. Watching it is equivalent to looking into the dreams of Charlie Sheen while somebody sings random words into an auto tune program right next to your ears. It hurts the soul. Tik Tok- Ke$ha: Do you like everything that is wrong with society today? Then this video may be for you! In it, Ke$ha takes us through her life of alcohol, sex, and crazy partying. Her auto-tuned voice sounds beautiful as she takes through chorus after chorus of seemingly randomly selected name drops and drugs/drinks. The only upside of this video is that if you show it to your kids they will never want to drink, ever. The National Institute of Music officially declared that downloading this song from itunes counts as losing your virginity. I am scared for humankind. Stupid hoe- Nicki Minaj: This video, which has 3 times as many dislikes as likes, has set records for most views in a day, among others. Let me put it this way, those records weren’t set for brilliance and art. This video features Nicky Minaj dancing on a pole, rapping, and at one point letting out a 20 second moan for no apparent reason. Edited by a 7 year old, at one point her eyes get massively bigger than they really are and she has what appears to be a aneurysm, in an apparent attempt to fascinate people out of realizing how awful this is. (And just to make sure she angers all people, shes wearing a leopard costume, you know, for PETA). The only difference between this and porn is that a porn video has better music. This is a really truly awful video. Party in the U.S.A- Miley Cyrus: In this video Miley, famous for playing a fake popstar on a Disney show, dances around while singing about her life as a ‘lil country girl’ in a big mean city. In the video itself Miley walkes, hustles, and jigs around in a skirt short enough to be a dishcloth while people stare at her. I’m not kidding, this video is composed 95% of people watching her horrifically awkward dance moves as she shows them off for 4 minutes straight. To make matters worse, she name drops random singers in this video, too. This, coupled with “Fridayâ€, are the songs they have on a loop at the DNV. Friday -Rebecca Black: This song and the video that accompanies it had 100 million views before it was taken down. This is the most famous example that anyone will give you of autotune. Rebecca’s voice is high and nasally as she repeats the same lyrics about parties and fun over and over and over again. Then a black guy driving some weird SUV comes in, raps some odd lyrics about very illicit driving, and then fades into the obscurity of the pedophile world. Rebecca Black manages to have some of the worst lip syncing I’ve ever seen in this video while maintaining a perfect record of all of her scenes being of a bunch of teenagers sitting with or standing around her while she pretends to sing this soul-wrenching song. This made me cry.

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So the emergency gasoline reserve doubles your production on gasoline, and your intake of oil. When you check your revenue page, however, the oil that's listed is how much oil I would need if I did not have the project, which caused me to underestimate how much I needed to make gas, causing me to not have enough on hand. Did that explain it better?

Yup, sadly far too many states are bending to the will of China on issues such as their brutal occupation of Tibet and their claims to Taiwan. It dosent have to be that way though. Edit: me and fransisco franco bah agree? What?

Edit: Eureka! I found the error. I have the gasoline project, and as such my plants take double the oil but make double the product. While the amount listed for gasoline revenue is accurate, the oil needed is not adjusted. Because of this, I lost out on 100 gasoline... plz fix sheepy Well, please fix the display error. If you want to give me the gasoline I would've made too, I won't complain

I may be a bit ahead of my time here, but the same way the iron dome has a 50% block rate for missiles, the vital defense system should have the same for nukes. The vital defense system costs quite a bit, and is quite frankly not worth it with its 20% block rate right now. In the next war nukes will fly, and right now there is little to no way to defend from their power, and I think there should be.

He didn't check himself, and so he rekt himself

Congrats. Glad this is happening o/ I'm on a boat mother !@#$er don't you ever forget.

i hav plains 4 u Edit: but really, would anyone want to be my sparing partner if Sheepy gives us the go-ahead?

Was going to send you food, but I cant . If this goes on for much longer, your people will have to start eating plants

Best part

I just made a city But to address those worried about a rollback, I'm sure Sheepy will rollback the game in a way so that your accounts will still exist. I know it's frustrating, but you can explain to them that this is a one-time thing.

The reason why nation states is so successful is because people like RPing. IT sounds fun, and no harm could come from it. So why not?

Hahahahaha Also: http://politicsandwar.com/forums/index.php?/topic/6101-missile-bug/

Kurdanak Im thinking the power may be going to your head just a bit...

5. Trying to poach both Alataq and I while WE WERE ALREADY RUNNING A BLOODY ALLIANCE

Eh, it was a quality post.