Here's a segment where I give my fantastic advice on how to be sucessful. Listen and learn
How to write a funny story:
1. Have the main character be a 50 year old Jewish pimp from Memphis.
2. Have him say things like “Sweet ride, baby cakesâ€, and “Lets make some swizzle swazzle magic razzle happen here!†and “Thou art a fool for arriving,Benvolioâ€.
3. Make him have a problem with a Pomeranian.
4. Name the Pomeranian Elizabethella.
5.Have him hire a dumb but lovable sidek
This is from a couple years ago, but it's still relevant
The thing is, music videos have been bad from the beginning, but recently they’ve only gotten worse. A lot worse. Like so bad that I, an illiterate and poorly educated American, felt the need to write an essay reviewing all of them so you don’t have to suffer the pain of watching them.
Got Money- Lil Wayne and T-Pain:
After watching this, your question of “ Would I like to see a bunch of millionaires with dreadlocks d
I HAVE WRITTEN OUT A BLOG POST TWICE, BUT ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE BACK-BAR AND ENDED UP LOSING MY WRITING... TWICE. %$%#%**@!!!
SHEEPY YOU SHOULD MAKE AN AUTOSAVE FEATURE SO MY STUPIDITY WONT HURT ME HERE IN THE FUTURE.
CAPS LOCK TO SHOW ANGER, ACTIVATED