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It's was a good little scrap. @Kevanoviayou know what you have to do Good luck to everyone involved. Now back to the other war

Welcome to the fight. 🥰Allies

This make me very sad indeed but I resect your decision you have made my friends.

Good to see friends tied :-)

Sad to see an alliance with the history of yours leave the game

Okay then

To my friends LPH it was great getting to know you guys and working with you. TFED you are getting from awesome people there. Keeping it all in the family ❤️

Congratulations my friends. Here to continued growth and a long lasting friendship :-)

LPH joined just before the war, Polaris joined just after. First chance had to post about it properly

Fowl gone afoul Something fowl was going on in the chicken hutch. As dusk fell upon the Haunted Mansion a spine-chilling clucking could be heard. Egged on by the rest of housemates UPN endeavored to investigate. Cooped up inside, an infection driving the chickens into a wild-eyed frenzied cannibalism had taken hold, driving the chickens to chasing each other with sachets of sauce and peri-peri seasoning. It was plucking terrible so the housemates did the only responsible thing when faced with the zombie apeckalpyse and invited the chickens (who introduced themselves as LPH) to lunch Arctic Tails There was a twitching of cobwebbed curtains as a long, black hearse pulled up outside. “Who died?”, the housemates nervously chattered. The wind whistled as the long, gaunt chauffeur pulled a squat, round coffin from the back, nearly getting buried under snow in the process. “Delivery for the haunted mansion” he intoned. Even with FARK’s blustery winds it was a struggle pulling the coffin into the mansion, but with frost-bitten claws they finally succeeded. A crowbar revealed luxurious blue velvet-lining inside and a penguin with its flippers crossed sleeping an unnatural sleep. Something was very fishy! Suddenly the penguin’s blood-red eyes shot open and it started floating in mid air. With big sharp teeth glistening in the sickly moonlight it introduced itself as Polaris and said that it had come a long way to sample the local, seasonal fresh blood. Although it did also inquire about the possibility of getting a bigger fridge, before it started evaporating in the heat! TLDR: LPH and Polaris officially move into the Haunted Mansion

It's good for you.

(With apologies to Hammer Horror affectionados) With a sorrowful wail Fark floated through the wall, more shreds than bedsheets. It was tough out there. A playful poltergeisting had turned into a three mile chase up the road whilst being stabbed with pitchforks. USN hadn’t had it much better, every night they’d waited patiently for the full moon to come up only for any sight of it being obscured by the huge, great big bonfire the Johnsons had planted in the front lawn. UPN slouched down in the favourite coffin with the faint cry of “more aftersun!”. The Johnsons had discovered a terrifying new weapon, sunbeds. After a terrible ruckus outside The Federation stumbled down into their crypt with half their ribcage missing. It seems that not even a poor skeleton’s bones were safe from the Johnsons (although USN did at that point start grinning and staring at the ceiling) With a loud cluck and a lot less feathers, LPH flew through the window, whilst Polaris waddled through the front door drenched in blood and gore. Villagers armed with meat cleavers and seasoning, were still chanting outside WTF, Genesis and Sanctuary pulled a heavy, dust-laden grimoire down from the shelf, hoping to see if there might be an incantation that could help. “What’s it say?” the housemates of the Haunted Mansion, breathlessly croaked. The murky ink swam across the page in response. Peering and squinting to read the runes with their one good eye, the three muttered, “errr…. wave a white flag?” The housemates looked around for one in a hurry, but of course there wasn’t one. White wasn’t their colour. Luckily they had the next best thing. Climbing up onto the roof, the housemates pinned Fark to a large stick (with only a little consternation) and started flapping her around for all to see. The Johnson’s family saw the housemate’s peace sign and accepted their surrender, although with caveats. They asked for a large letter box to be built outside the Haunted Mansion so that the villagers could list any grievances that they might have. Looks like kidnappings and hauntings might be off the menu for a while! Haunted Mansion sphere (i.e. Fark, The Federation, USN, UPN, LPH, Polaris, Genesis, WTF & Sanctuary) surrender to the Johnsons (i.e. Dark Brotherhood, Fighting Pacificts, Waffle House & Thunderstruck) and acknowledge that they’re very good at fire and brimstone. As part of these peace terms they agree to open a suggestion server for how to improve themselves (donations of fresh blood most welcome) Now Searching for Wisdom The Haunted Mansion and Friends The Johnsons

The Haunted Mansion plus friends, constructs and assorted ghouls acknowledge that Fear is definitely real and that villagers hosing their house down with holy water is truly scary. Consequently they promise to stay indoors, keep the blinds closed and stick a big sign outside their door for a fortnight, stating that “Fear Woz ere” in acknowledgement that there might actually be something with sharper teeth than them. Thankfully deliveries of fresh blood and corpses can be delivered to your door these days so it’s not all bad, but we might need to get a new delivery driver ever since USN ran off with the last one’s leg. Only thing left now is to deal with the Johnson’s family next door and their pitchforks. I think they’ve set fire to the roof again Haunted Mansion + friends surrender to Fear + friends and acknowledge that they’re extremely good at exorcisms. For a fortnight Haunted Mansion bloc members will therefore announce on their alliance descriptions that Fear was definitely here Signatures: The Haunted Mansion and Friends The FEAR and Friends

Great to see Democracy in action once more

Very informative

Great to see our new ally find peace. Forward the Penguins to Glory

Good to see you guys together. Good luck my friends

I wish you all well. A few friends here so do good things guys :-)

I wish all the members a bright future. I look forward to what comes next with interest.

Great to see this. Good to have Penguins around again even if it's though a friend :-)

Interesting move

I wasn't part of UPN it's self till recently but I've been connected to it since the beginning. It makes me proud to lead an Alliance with such a rich history. Here's to more years of madness

You guys just can't stay away from each other can you

Pity someone else failed at that before they came to us and now we have to fix other people mistakes. Don't worry we have them in training and will make you proud