Guest Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 (edited) I come to you today bearing a message from above. A message from the Almighty himself. Cynic has chosen me to be a messenger for your guidance to Paradise. You see...Cynicism is the belief that there is the one almighty God, named Cynic, who is infinitely superior to and transcendent from humankind. Cynic is viewed as the creator of the universe and the source of all good and all evil. Everything that happens is Cynic's will. He is a powerful and strict judge, who will be merciful on Judgement Day toward followers depending on the sufficiency of their life's good works and religious devotion. A follower's relationship with Cynic is as a servant to Cynic.. As such, the religion of Cynicism teaches that in order to achieve true peace of mind and surety of heart, one must submit to Cynic and live according to His Divinely revealed Law. The most important truth that Cynic revealed to mankind is that there is nothing divine or worthy of being worshipped except for the Almighty himself, thus all human beings should submit to Him. It is a religion that can be followed easily by everyone, everywhere, everyday. Cynicism is a complete package – a complete message and way of life. Convert today and find your way to Paradise my friends. Edited June 11, 2015 by Rampage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saeton Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Please note that in Cynicism, bears are better than humans. 4 Quote (TEst lives on but I'm in BK stronk now and too lazy to change the image) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eviljak Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 (edited) Show me the way o great and mighty master. Praise be to Cynic Edited June 11, 2015 by Eviljak Quote Esteemed janitor for Church of Cynic ~ may i clean the hearts of men with my blessed toilet brush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Show me the way o great and mighty master. Welcome to the light my friends! It is but the beginning of our journey to Paradise together! All Praise be to Cynic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombie Lanae Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I will exalt you, my God Cynic; I will praise your name for ever and ever. Every day I will praise you and extol your name for ever and ever. I will give you thanks in the great assembly; among throngs of people I will praise you. I will praise you as long as I live, and in your name I will lift up my hands. My soul will be satisfied as with the richest of foods; with singing lips my mouth will praise you I am under vows to you, O Cynic; I will present my thank offerings to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 uh oh If you have yet to see the light and submit to the will of Cynic, uh oh is exactly right. When Judgement day comes he will not be very merciful upon those who ignore his presence and do not follow the divine laws he has set forth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwynn Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Heretic. 1 Quote He's right, I'm such a stinker. Play my exceptional game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur James Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 (edited) . Edited June 11, 2015 by Arthur James 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lascray Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Cynic extremists begin destroying age-old historical monuments that are considered against the almighty Cynic. In addition, it is reported that these extremists are also beheading "non believers" whilst declaring a holy war in the name of Cynic. All airports are now in full alert in case they have decided to "borrow" some of the planes. Quote Liber, is in full support and on hopes for....... #ORBOlympics2015 . Let's make it possible, together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Cynic extremists begin destroying age-old historical monuments that are considered against the almighty Cynic. In addition, it is reported that these extremists are also beheading "non believers" whilst declaring a holy war in the name of Cynic. All airports are now in full alert in case they have decided to "borrow" some of the planes. The Cynicals are doing the work of the Almighty. Do not mistake our actions as a holy war. This military jihad is required to protect the faith against others, but there are strict rules of engagement. Innocents - such as women, children, or invalids - must never be harmed, and any peaceful overtures from the enemy must be accepted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eviljak Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 (edited) "Here I Am To Worship" Light of the World You stepped down into darkness Open my eyes Let me see Beauty that made This heart adore You Hope of a life Spent with You [Chorus:] Here I am to worship Here I am to bow down Here I am to say that You're my God You're altogether lovely Altogether worthy Altogether wonderful to me King of all days Oh, so highly exalted Glorious in Heaven above Humbly You came To the earth You created All for love's sake became poor [Chorus] I'll never know how much it cost To see my sin upon that altar I'll never know how much it cost To see my sin upon that altar [Chorus X2] Edited June 11, 2015 by Eviljak Quote Esteemed janitor for Church of Cynic ~ may i clean the hearts of men with my blessed toilet brush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isolatar Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 (edited) Cynicu ackbar! Edited June 11, 2015 by Isolatar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Cynicu ackbar! The Church of Cynic hereby referred to as CoC welcomes our dear friends Isolatars praise. All Hail Cynic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I am Cynical about all of this aside from the koolaid. The koolaid is boss. Try a cup! Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Armstrong Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 What happened to Timism? I had robes made up and everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 What happened to Timism? I had robes made up and everything. Tim was a false messiah. Cynic is the only God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 (edited) Rampage, is it true that you speak for Cynic? Why has he chosen YOU, instead of myself or anyone else here today? If you are his profit and Cynic is so powerful, then show us a miracle so that we too may believe and one day enter into paradise. Edited June 11, 2015 by Milkman Quote I come to nurture the weak; to provide sustenance for those in need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur James Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Cynic is one of the Greek deities out of many. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Rampage, is it true that you speak for Cynic? Why has he chosen YOU, instead of myself or anyone else here today? If you are his profit and Cynic is so powerful, then show us a miracle so that we too may believe and one day enter into paradise. How dare you question Cynics power. He does not owe you anything. He does not have to provide proof of his greatness. He is love. He is life. He is god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Armstrong Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Tim was a false messiah. Cynic is the only God. So fickle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 (edited) How dare you question Cynics power. He does not owe you anything. He does not have to provide proof of his greatness. He is love. He is life. He is god. Forgive me, as I do not mean to tread on Cynics fragile feelings. I just wish for him to provide me a sign so that I may serve him better. Orbis has just emerged from a terrible war. And surely Cynic blessed us , Rampage, because our forces who outnumbered our enemies 50 - 1 were victorious in battle. I just cannot help but wonder why such a loving and all powerful deity has allowed a war at all. Millions of soldiers were struck down in battle, but Cynic could have stopped at any time. He didn't though. It is not in me to question his great power, but I doubt whether he is there listening. Therefore , I beseech you, his profit, to provide us with one tiny miracle to prove that he does still hear us. That he still cares for us , his true followers. Edited June 11, 2015 by Milkman Quote I come to nurture the weak; to provide sustenance for those in need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isolatar Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Cynic is biased, thats the only logical explanation for that. Good thing he's only biased towards his followers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Specter Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 The nation of Osean Federation was created by the Goddess of Darkness Spectre. The nation is led by Spectre's dark prophet Dark Specter who spreads the ways of the darkness. Those who follow Spectre will be granted power and wealth and will have the honor to spread her darkness. For as long as Osea stands the people will be protected by Spectre and her darkness for the darkness is true salvation. ^^ as Spectre's dark prophet I must sadly inform you that there is only one true God of this realm and that is Spectre and if you go against her then you will suffer for all eternity. Quote Amidst the eternal waves of time From a ripple of change shall the storm rise Out of the abyss peer the eyes of a demon Behold the razgriz, its wings of black sheath The demon soars through dark skies Fear and death trail its shadow beneath Until men united weild a hallowed sabre In final reckoning, the beast is slain As the demon sleeps, man turns on man His own blood and madness soon cover the earth From the depths of despair awaken the razgriz Its raven wings ablaze in majestic light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 (edited) Forgive me, as I do not mean to tread on Cynics fragile feelings. I just wish for him to provide me a sign so that I may serve him better. Orbis has just emerged from a terrible war. And surely Cynic blessed us , Rampage, because our forces who outnumbered our enemies 50 - 1 were victorious in battle. I just cannot help but wonder why such a loving and all powerful deity has allowed a war at all. Millions of soldiers were struck down in battle, but Cynic could have stopped at any time. He didn't though. It is not in me to question his great power, but I doubt whether he is there listening. Therefore , I beseech you, his profit, to provide us with one tiny miracle to prove that he does still hear us. That he still cares for us , his true followers. Your statement is perfect example of Cynic's miracle to you. Had Cynic not willed it you would have lost that war. Do not question his reasonings. Edited June 11, 2015 by Rampage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isolatar Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 The nation of Osean Federation was created by the Goddess of Darkness Spectre. The nation is led by Spectre's dark prophet Dark Specter who spreads the ways of the darkness. Those who follow Spectre will be granted power and wealth and will have the honor to spread her darkness. For as long as Osea stands the people will be protected by Spectre and her darkness for the darkness is true salvation. ^^ as Spectre's dark prophet I must sadly inform you that there is only one true God of this realm and that is Spectre and if you go against her then you will suffer for all eternity. Yeah well... your god is stupid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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