Eric Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 (edited) So... hey everyone! I am the leader of a small country that used to be relevant. Before, when I was relevant, I had an alliance called the Alliance Of Nations. However, then one day, all these people came and declared war on me and all my cities went boom! So I deleted my country and started again! However now the alliance that has helped me grow to my current size in like, 10 days, is thriving and growing! If you count having 3 active members as thriving and growing. So the thing is, when and if my alliance dies, I wanna create a new alliance, right? However I don't want mean people declaring war and going boom! to all my cities because I'm in a !@#$ alliance. So after all this stalling, and whatever, the question is: Is anyone willing to take the not-yet-created Alliance Of Nations as a protectorate? So basically this means that you protect us and we try our best to be useful to you. Maybe give you some money (say 10% of our taxes) in exchange for beating up whoever bothers us. I know this is quite a lot to ask, and I know this might not be the best way to ask, but to tell you the truth, I couldn't think of anything better. I don't mind if you have something rude to say in the comments about me, or about how I am asking for such a big thing in such a retarded way, or whatnot, I really don't mind. And hey, if it doesn't work out, it doesn't! Cheers and have a nice day, or afternoon, or evening, or middle of the night! [PLEASE IGNORE THE FOLLOWING SECTION YOU MAY STOP IGNORING NOW] Bye and have a nice day! BTW A Random Piece Of Good Advice (#1) Don't stick your hand into a blender to see what happens. Edited May 16, 2015 by firecomet234 Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saopha Calas Vaduum Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 It might be advisable to join an existing alliance and to build up relations first. If you leave on good terms they may support your future endeavor. 1 Quote - Saopha Legatus Calas Vaduum, Lord General Big Shots of Charming Friends We are the c h a̼̻Í̖͇ r m i̇͡ n g f r i e n d s and we are t͙̙̹͎̻͓͢͜͢Ìh̢̘͕̪̹͓̟͉̰̀̕Ì̯͎̫͈̬͓eÌ¡ÍžÌ™Ì¬Í‰Ì²ÌœÍ ÍÒ‰Í Ì¥Ì–Ì®Ì Í‡Í”Ì™Í“c̀͜͢ÍÌ•ÌŸÍ–Ì³Ì r̲͚͖̩͜͞͞uÌ¡Í Í€Ì›Ì•Ì£Ì²Ì³Ì–ÌÍÌžÌ ÌªÍ™ÍÌ¤Ì e̢̡̜̗̬̩Ì͇̟͉̱̜l̛͟Í͎͔̲̫͇̜̙͚eÍÍ̟̱̕Ì͎͎̖̗͚͚̦̼sÍœÍ̵̡͕̙̬̹͈̺̯̣̱̱̗̩̼͟Ì̯̺͈tÍ€Í ÍžÍžÌ̜̫̩̟̙͔ ̡̛҉̙̘̼͚̙̀͟ÍÍ͓̱̲͓̻̗oÍ̸Í̸͔̤̼̩̳͎͔͈͢f̶̴̢̬̺͔̮̱̫͓̘͟ ̢͉̞̪̦̣̼͓͞Í̫̻̹͖͉̮͇͙ͅf͘̕ÍÍ¢Í͕̻̱Ì̞̫͖̹̫͔̳oÍ̴̘̣̟̪̞̱͙̣͜ÌÌžÌ̥̘͕ÌeÍ̢̯̪̙̪͜͜͞s̸͟Í͙̲̣̜̲̞̜͇̲̤̮̗͔͇͈̺̯ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonnorman Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 We all knew he would be back for more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicboyd25 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 It might be advisable to join an existing alliance and to build up relations first. If you leave on good terms they may support your future endeavor. ^^^^ that or Rose/VE/Arrgh might take you They seem to love protectorates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted May 16, 2015 Author Share Posted May 16, 2015 (edited) Woah when did all these people get here? You guys are like everywhere. Yes, I'm back for more! <3 Edited May 16, 2015 by firecomet234 Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crust Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 ^^^^ that or Rose/VE/Arrgh might take you They seem to love protectorates Ooooooh! Drama~ My advice to you is either what my good ol' pal Saopha wrote or to contact alliances in your own sizes. It would be a lot more profitable than trying to get help from a big ass alliance that's just gonna use and abuse you. Quote It's my birthday today, and I'm 33! That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS! *every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted May 16, 2015 Author Share Posted May 16, 2015 True well said. I will see what the responses to this are in say, 2 days. However I think your opinion is good. Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadin Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 This isn't the way to get protected by another alliance. You're supposed to contact them directly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted May 16, 2015 Author Share Posted May 16, 2015 Okay thanks! If this fails in say 2 days or so than I will join an alliance/ask directly. Thanks for all the answers! Apparently there's a lot of people on the forums, just as a random thing I wanted to say. 0_0 Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicboyd25 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Ooooooh! Drama~ Drama? Where? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crust Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Drama? Where? All across the orb! Quote It's my birthday today, and I'm 33! That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS! *every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeeeet Ronny D Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 For the record, VE only currently has one active Protectorate, and believe it or not, we are picky about who we take in, because protectorates are generally a giant pain in the ass, and its a huge investment in time and resources to take on a protectorate. But to say that we would use and abuse a protectorate is just a statement of ignorance. Unless, teaching them how to play and freely giving them monetary and military assistance is using and abusing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crust Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 But to say that we would use and abuse a protectorate is just a statement of ignorance. Unless, teaching them how to play and freely giving them monetary and military assistance is using and abusing. Don't be like that bby. I wasn't exactly serious. Quote It's my birthday today, and I'm 33! That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS! *every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 (edited) For the record, VE only currently has one active Protectorate, and believe it or not, we are picky about who we take in, because protectorates are generally a giant pain in the ass, and its a huge investment in time and resources to take on a protectorate. But to say that we would use and abuse a protectorate is just a statement of ignorance. Unless, teaching them how to play and freely giving them monetary and military assistance is using and abusing. That might hold more weight had you not granted a protectorate to Australia after Axl had asked pretty much every other alliance on IRC for one. We thought trolling him was funny, you granting him a protectorate was hilarious as !@#$. Edited May 16, 2015 by underlordgc 1 Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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