Hereno Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Have you ever caught yourself wondering how quickly you would be killed off if communists like Hereno took over the world? I've made a quick guide for you all to find out. Just add up the numbers and check the bottom to see where you stand. 1. Are you a communist? Yes: -1 No: 1 No, and I would speak out against the communists: 3 No, but I'm a sociopath and/or a good liar: -2 2. Do you get paid via wage? Yes, and I'm not very wealthy: 0 Yes, but I'm very wealthy: 1 No, but I'm not very wealthy: 1 No, and I'm very wealthy: 2 3. Are you a skilled laborer? Yes, it would take years to learn how to do my job: -1 Nah, any idiot could do what I do with some training: 0 I am a Ukrainian peasant: 3 4. Do you own the means of production? Yes: 1 No: 0 What?: 1 Wait, isn't this the same question as 2 but put in different words?: -1 5. Does Hereno like you? No: 0 Score: -1 or less: low-level bureaucrat in the new administration 0: safe but i hope you like waiting in lines 1-2: probably safe unless you cross the wrong low-level bureaucrat 3+: dead as !@#$ lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Alex Posted April 19, 2015 Administrators Share Posted April 19, 2015 I had 6. Nice to know that in your communist utopia, P&W doesn't exist :'( 1 Quote Is there a bug? Report It | Not understanding game mechanics? Ask About It | Got a good idea? Suggest ItForums Rules | Game Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 How quickly you'd die depends statistically mostly on how old you are. After that, some lifestyle choices like drugs, hang-gliding, obesity, and a few genetic traits would have an effect. Then, there are a handful of more unusual personal choices you could make that would increase or decrease your chances but they're largely irrelevant in the big scheme of things. What was the communist bit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayor Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I had 6. Nice to know that in your communist utopia, P&W doesn't exist :'( Watch out for NKVD agents Sheepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted April 20, 2015 Author Share Posted April 20, 2015 I had 6. Nice to know that in your communist utopia, P&W doesn't exist :'( having a six would mean you either lied about being a ukrainian peasant or you would actually complain about being in a post-capitalist society in which case i have zero sympathy How quickly you'd die depends statistically mostly on how old you are. After that, some lifestyle choices like drugs, hang-gliding, obesity, and a few genetic traits would have an effect. Then, there are a handful of more unusual personal choices you could make that would increase or decrease your chances but they're largely irrelevant in the big scheme of things. What was the communist bit? mostly just a bit of self-deprecating humor that most people will take semi-seriously but i appreciate your insight into the reality of the situation. unfortunately, i think the massive increase in vodka consumption might hurt things a bit though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 I get a 1. Quote _________________________________________________________________ <Jroc> I heard \ is an anagram of cocaine<\> I can't be rearranged into a line, I already am a line. --Foxburo Wiki-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TellUrGrlThx Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 2 Quote ☾☆ Priest of Dio º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸ GOD EMPEROR DIO BRANDO¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸ DIO BRANDO GOD EMPEROR¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 you didn't take into account family status prior to occupation. If you own any weapons. (fun fact: my relative is the US ambassador to China and has a missiles silo on his property. beat that!) And how good looking you are. Yeah. What if we own guns? Quote _________________________________________________________________ <Jroc> I heard \ is an anagram of cocaine<\> I can't be rearranged into a line, I already am a line. --Foxburo Wiki-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoS Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 you didn't take into account family status prior to occupation. If you own any weapons. (fun fact: my relative is the US ambassador to China and has a missiles silo on his property. beat that!) And how good looking you are. I have several missiles in my anus. several. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fistofdoom Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 10 to be exact Good thing for SoS that you havent found out about the eleventh one. Quote 01:05:55 <%fistofdoom> im out of wine 01:06:03 <%fistofdoom> i winsih i had port 01:06:39 <@JoshF{BoC}> fistofdoom: is the snowman drunk with you 01:07:32 <%fistofdoom> i knet i forgot somehnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur James Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 (edited) I got 1....so what am i doing for this category. I guess sheepy is a cook of a family restaurant? Edited April 21, 2015 by Arthur James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malice Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Come the revolution, I won't be asking people to fill in a questionnaire before I execute them, they'll already be getting smothered while they sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odin Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Oh, i have 0 points. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Von Dietrich Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 (edited) . Edited May 12, 2016 by Comrade Enver Hoxha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted April 20, 2015 Author Share Posted April 20, 2015 Yeah. What if we own guns? we don't even let our enemies have ideas, why would we let them have guns? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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