Mikhail Gorbachev Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 (edited) I think the idea to have a ruler slapping feature was a good idea, and I say we take it a step furthur. If you sucessfully slap a ruler, there should be a 69.420% chance that your spy then proceeds to pull the pants of the ruler down, and in a time honored tradition, pull them over the knee and spank them. It would be a great way to diss on another nation, and there could be details provided too. The incident report could contain things like "What did the ruler do as he/she was being spanked?" The probabilities would be as follows: -Cry and pout like a 5-year-old 20% - Silently pee themselves 18% -Attempt to put hands in the way in order to prevent spanking only to have them mercilessly pulled away by the spy 7% - Cry and yell "ow, mommy stop!" 2% (This one would be special) - Call their guards in to demand the spy be arrested, only to have the guards be spies who join in on the spanking 13% - Attempt to pull on pants, only for the spy to throw the pnts out the window, landing on an unsuspecting civillian 17.5% -In a super meta moment, yell at Sheepy that this was not a funny aspect of the game. Sheepy would then recieve a personalized message from the leader in question .5% This is a brilliant idea and there's no way this shouldn't be implemented. Edited November 17, 2014 by Mikhail Gorbachev 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naTia Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 The percentages may need some tweaking, but overall this is a really good idea. I would hate to see this go without implementation. Quote Resident DJ @ Club Orbis Founder of The Warehouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atzuya Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Seriously guys, there's a fine line between 'joke suggestion' and 'trashing the average IQ of the population' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caillou Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 [22:36:30] <&CMDR_Adama> I want to be spanked. There you have it, unless you all want to let Adama down. 3 Quote [17:17:58] <&Ashland> I will give you hops if you say this phrase: [17:18:13] <&Ashland> "Man, I really wish Rose had allied BoC a couple months ago when we had the chance instead of picking Vanguard." [17:20:16] Man, I really wish Rose had allied BoC a couple months ago when we had the chance instead of picking Vanguard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Best suggestion ever. Would pay money to spank Adama. 1 Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwynn Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 C'mon guys... #ffs Quote He's right, I'm such a stinker. Play my exceptional game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Alex Posted November 17, 2014 Administrators Share Posted November 17, 2014 While I don't know about "spanking" I think this idea may have some merit as something fun. Having a spy operation that does literally nothing but is "humiliating" wouldn't add a whole lot to the game, but it wouldn't take anything away. I imagine it would still cost money and stuff, so not everyone would do it, but if you really wanted to insult someone else or whatever it might be fun. "Spread Propaganda" mission maybe, and the results (assuming successful) would just be some random prank thing. "A spy of unknown nationality has placed a whoopie-cushion on {insert leader name here}'s seat during a formal dinner. {insert leader name here} cried softly as the other diners roared in laughter." etc. 2 Quote Is there a bug? Report It | Not understanding game mechanics? Ask About It | Got a good idea? Suggest ItForums Rules | Game Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 While I don't know about "spanking" I think this idea may have some merit as something fun. Having a spy operation that does literally nothing but is "humiliating" wouldn't add a whole lot to the game, but it wouldn't take anything away. I imagine it would still cost money and stuff, so not everyone would do it, but if you really wanted to insult someone else or whatever it might be fun. "Spread Propaganda" mission maybe, and the results (assuming successful) would just be some random prank thing. "A spy of unknown nationality has placed a whoopie-cushion on {insert leader name here}'s seat during a formal dinner. {insert leader name here} cried softly as the other diners roared in laughter." etc. CB's, CB's everywhere Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikhail Gorbachev Posted November 17, 2014 Author Share Posted November 17, 2014 SPANKING OR NOTHING No but really, there would be a definite moral victory in humiliating opposing leaders, if in a ridiculous way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adama Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 [22:36:30] <&CMDR_Adama> I want to be spanked. There you have it, unless you all want to let Adama down. I confirm that these logs are not faked, and are indeed real. And I think this is a little... too silly. And for me to say that means it's pretty clownish. Quote If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a roll. There is one you will follow. One who is the shining star, and he will lead you to beautiful places in the search of his own vanity. And when there is no more vanity to be found, he will leave you in darkness, as a fading memory of his own creation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devil dog Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 The only option you left out of the spanking scenario was "Leader becomes aroused, shown to be closet masochist" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikhail Gorbachev Posted November 17, 2014 Author Share Posted November 17, 2014 The only option you left out of the spanking scenario was "Leader becomes aroused, shown to be closet masochist" I was thinking that, but I didn't want things to get too crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisha Greyjoy Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Is it April 1st in some part of the world? 1 Quote Duke of House Greyjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikhail Gorbachev Posted November 18, 2014 Author Share Posted November 18, 2014 Is it April 1st in some part of the world? Yeah haha, in case it wasn't obvious, this was a bit of a joke. The whole "pulling pranks on leaders" thing would be great though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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