Popular Post Roq Posted February 16, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted February 16, 2022 (edited) The United Group of Oranges (not to be confused with The Group of Oranges) is an alliance led by CitrusK. The UGO is a peaceful group of (three) nations that farm silently and happily reap their pixels. Unfortunately, that all changed when the fire nation the mob found out about our peaceful lifestyle. They brought guns, ignored the existence of two of our members (my two multis), and tried (and failed) to force meth-laced chicken down my throat. It was despicable and is why I’m leaving a 1 star review on Yelp. As you can see, they engaged in a rather offensive and entirely unprovoked attack against our farming nations. We were happily farming the hardest resource that we could mine… Uranium until they interrupted us. They called me out for multis and tried to hit all of my multis. Very sad. They failed. Fortunately, they brought forth a meal better than any of the absolutely abysmal chicken they could offer… Military. The mob bosses Tugger and Dusty each provided a hearty meal for us to eat, but unfortunately they ran out. Their managers, Danny, Leo, and Chris also couldn’t keep up with our pixel hugging and farming. TL;DR Their chicken sucked. 1 star. But at least they’re not the Purple nation freaks. Signed; CitrusK, Citrus2K, Citrus3K Edited February 16, 2022 by CitrusK The Forums still hate me after 4 years 6 17 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post hidude45454 Posted February 16, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted February 16, 2022 chicken so nasty it turned me vegan 🤮 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tugger Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 We’re very sorry to hear that you had a poor experience with one of our locations. Attached is a coupon for your next meal, free of charge. Please do come again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 Yo @CitrusKI don't think you've managed to destroy a single one of my tanks based off that ss 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keji II Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 Thanks for the free alliance name Tine to steal it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HARPER.txt Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 1 Quote -SAXON- -Warband Leader of the Nordic Sea Raiders- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deraj Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 There is only one @Ugosal (Ugo) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt2004 Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 8 hours ago, CitrusK said: Unfortunately, that all changed when the fire nation the mob found out about our peaceful lifestyle. They brought guns, ignored the existence of two of our members (my two multis), and tried (and failed) to force meth-laced chicken down my throat. It was despicable and is why I’m leaving a 1 star review on Yelp. There is NO PROOF, I repeat NO PROOF our allies gave you meth-laced chicken. Yes there was meth in the kitchen, but our allies take your safety very seriously. That's why it was laced with Uranium instead. 8 hours ago, CitrusK said: Their chicken sucked. 1 star. But at least they’re not the Purple nation freaks. Excuse me Karen, I find you very rude. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keji II Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 (edited) Btw this is the best lore to a RoH i ever since in my life, 10/10, their oranges are organic and so tasty BUT Am letting alex know that you have alt accounts, sorry, but i will not let an extra free my month of vip disappear from my hands Edited February 16, 2022 by Keji II 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Posted February 17, 2022 Share Posted February 17, 2022 5 hours ago, Keji II said: Btw this is the best lore to a RoH i ever since in my life, 10/10, their oranges are organic and so tasty BUT Am letting alex know that you have alt accounts, sorry, but i will not let an extra free my month of vip disappear from my hands Good good, if Borg can't make a joke by golly we can't let citrus and his multis get away with it either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayor Posted February 17, 2022 Share Posted February 17, 2022 When was the last Oblivion RoH? Was there ever one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted February 17, 2022 Share Posted February 17, 2022 8 minutes ago, Mayor said: When was the last Oblivion RoH? Was there ever one? What Oblivion RoH? This is the United Group of Oranges RoH 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayor Posted February 17, 2022 Share Posted February 17, 2022 6 minutes ago, hidude45454 said: What Oblivion RoH? This is the United Group of Oranges RoH If it looks like an orange, tastes like an orange, and smells like an orange, then it probably is a laser cat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Kell Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 On 2/16/2022 at 1:13 AM, CitrusK said: Purple nation freaks. Who the hell are you even talking about? 1 Quote Listen to J Kell's new single: About The Author An early member of Roz Wei in 2015, J Kell went on to stay within the paperless world of Empyrea before signing with Soup Kitchen while scoring a record deal in 2019. J Kell went on to release multiple Orbis Top 40 hits. In 2020, J Kell took a break from Orbis. He's back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 Saddened to hear rumors that LPH was paying its employees below minimum wage, so much so that their CEO decided to join the military for a higher salary! Hoping LPH can recover from this and treat both its workers and chicken with more care. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugosal Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Mofos really just stole my name 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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