Eli Gemstone

Jesus loves you. Exactly as you are. Not in spite of who you are. Because of who you are.

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tl;dr Camelot files for Chapter 7 Bankruptcy.

I’ll be honest since nobody else is saying it. 3% of this wall of text made absolutley no sense. In the ChatGPT era anyone should be able to form a comprehensive wall of text. What I was able to gather is that you simp for Epi.

Your mom called…

There will come a payday, Hallelujah what a payday There will come a payday someday, someday There will come a payday, Hallelujah what a payday There will come a payday someday

Vice must be offishal press secretary for Myr. Clear. Concise. To the point.….also Cam sucks so get reckt.

Congrats?

PRAISE BE TO HE

Happiest Birthday!

YOU PHAMOUS BOO He’s on the free basic betch hosting.

Y’all missed the satire in my comment about half the game not wanting him back. Tbh, I think all of you took this post too seriously.

based on the reactions; half of the game does not want Hamer back. 😱🥴

September 13th, 2024 Remembering Our Annunaki Friend Remarks Prepared By Deraj Today, we gather to honor the life of Hamer, a young man who left us too soon. In his brief time among us, he carried the weight of an ancient legacy that stretched beyond the reaches of time itself—he was an Anunnaki, part of a race whose history is intertwined with the origins of humanity. Hamer lived with a deep sense of purpose, not just because of his heritage, but because he chose to walk the path of kindness and wisdom. Though his origins connected him to the stars, he remained deeply grounded, touching the lives of those around him with an unwavering grace. He was an explorer of not just distant realms but of the human soul. He taught us what it means to live with courage, curiosity, and compassion. In a world that often seemed too small for his spirit, Hamer brought with him a sense of wonder and awe. He understood that life is more than the days we count—it’s in the moments of laughter shared with friends, the acts of selflessness, and the quiet times spent reflecting on the mysteries of the universe. Hamer reminded us that we are all connected, across time, across space, across worlds. Though he is no longer with us, his light continues to shine. His journey has not ended—it has merely transformed. As he returns to the cosmic family from which he came, we remember him not with sorrow, but with gratitude for the time we shared, the lessons he imparted, and the love he gave freely. Hamer, may your spirit soar beyond the stars, where the skies have no end and peace flows eternal. You will always be in our hearts, and your legacy will live on in the lives you touched. Rest well, dear friend. /end of eulogy/ The Fear: Declaration of Existence We are The Fear, born from the shadows of doubt and uncertainty. We exist in the silence between heartbeats, in the unknown that lingers just beyond sight. We are the pulse that quickens, the breath that catches, the chill that crawls up the spine. We are neither good nor evil, but the presence that reminds you of what you cannot control. We are always near, yet never seen, waiting in the places you dare not look. We are the essence of what you fear most—because we are The Fear /signed/ Kim, Deraj, and whomever else is with us whom I have yet to identify. /end of declaration/ Pleading To the Honorable Guardians of the Orbis Prison: @Alex We humbly submit this plea for the release of Hamer, a young soul whose punishment bears no just relation to the crime for which he was condemned. Hamer’s offense, though grave, was born not of malice but of a moment of misjudgment, a fleeting error in the journey of a life otherwise marked by kindness, integrity, and an enduring quest for understanding. The weight of his sentence, however, far exceeds the nature of his transgression. To imprison him in the depths of Orbis, a place reserved for the most heinous of offenses, is to shackle not just his body but the potential for redemption that still burns brightly within him. Justice must be measured, and punishment must reflect not only the crime but the soul of the one who stands accused. In Hamer, there remains a chance for reconciliation, for growth, for healing. His heritage as an Anunnaki does not make him immune to error, but it also does not warrant his eternal confinement. To confine him indefinitely is to deny the possibility that even those with great power can find their way back to the light. The balance of the cosmos depends not on endless suffering, but on the hope of transformation. We implore you, Guardians, to consider not just the law but the spirit of justice itself. Hamer has paid dearly for his misstep, and now he seeks a chance to atone and prove that he can once again walk among us as a force for good. Release him, not as an act of mercy alone, but as a recognition that the scales of punishment and crime must be balanced, and that forgiveness is a power greater than any prison. With deepest respect and faith in your wisdom, we ask that you release Hamer, so that he may fulfill the promise of redemption that lies within him. Sincerely, Hamers Advocates

You know, we need to unload all of it. Luckily for Kromwell our scribe is on vacation and can’t be bothered to write about it right now.

Your mom called

Welcome to the Fabulous Life of Firwolf

On behalf of Shadow Valley, I am here to express my formal apologies for the handling of a recent altercation between our alliances. While the situation should have been handled differently from the outset, I am appreciative of how Yorkshire ultimately helped to solve an issue between SV and a now former member of theirs. Firwolf has committed treasons acts against our government leaders; and furthermore, openly admitted to radical perspectives on social and cultural issues that SV holds dear; Our hasty hits on Kromwell are fueled from the havoc which he has sewn within our walls. SV does not hold Yorkshire responsible for his actions, and we commend them on the swift actions they took to ensure justice is served on Firwolf by SV without negatively affecting their community. It is my hope that we can have a long standing and mutual friendship with Yorkshire going forward. Be it known; that Firwolf Kromwell is a target of ours until we feel that justice has been served for his grievous actions; any alliance seeking to protect him should speak with us. All Our Best, Deraj & Sophia Leaders Beans Second in Command

Penny Stocks Anyone?

End NAPS; promote more war.

All Hail Brother @ToxicPepper

Ahhh..Nuke ≠ Nuck

On God. Wtf is a “Nuck Squad” ?

Congratulation! I love this for you guys.