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7 hours ago, Flame of the Flawed said:

t$ has always been about losing. We've just been highly unsuccessful at it :( 

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Syndi PR still doing damage control after their oil spill killed the whales.

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Where have all the whales gone? 

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"Nobody's coming for your whales," they said. Now that they're going door-to-door to all whales, can we call it what it is?

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1 hour ago, WISD0MTREE said:

"Nobody's coming for your whales," they said. Now that they're going door-to-door to all whales, can we call it what it is?

Nobody cries for whale infra, whales least of all (trimming infra keeps score low!)

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Back in my day, the definition of a whale wasn't based on city count but infra per city. Infra = Fat; Fat=Blubber; Blubber is used in whaling. If you have a lot of cities but a rational infra cap, you ain't no whale in my book. 

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14 minutes ago, Flame of the Flawed said:

Back in my day, the definition of a whale wasn't based on city count but infra per city. Infra = Fat; Fat=Blubber; Blubber is used in whaling. If you have a lot of cities but a rational infra cap, you ain't no whale in my book. 

@Sweeeeet Ronny D @Memph - There you guys go.  5k Infra per city now?

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22 minutes ago, Flame of the Flawed said:

Back in my day, the definition of a whale wasn't based on city count but infra per city. Infra = Fat; Fat=Blubber; Blubber is used in whaling. If you have a lot of cities but a rational infra cap, you ain't no whale in my book. 

How about those OFA nations that have 7 cities and 2500 infra, eh?

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11 minutes ago, Buorhann said:

@Sweeeeet Ronny D @Memph - There you guys go.  5k Infra per city now?

Blubber is also a great lubricant

3 minutes ago, Ryan1 said:

How about those OFA nations that have 7 cities and 2500 infra, eh?

There is such a thing as baby whales you know. They need to be put on a diet before those bad habits are set. 

 

Blubber is what whales have. 

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23 hours ago, Sir Scarfalot said:

Nobody cries for whale infra, whales least of all (trimming infra keeps score low!)

That's the problem with Orbis. Nobody thinks of the poor whales. The military industrial complex needed more customers, so they sold to nations who shoot up whale camps. Who'll think of the poor whales?

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El Chach: *RedPhx flashbacks*

Epi and his shit posters reigned fire from above, 15 nukes on a 19 city, 5k infra nation. With every detonation 400mil was lost. In less than a week, 2.6bil was gone and these evil creatures slunk back into the shadows...to shit post another day.

Yarr: *Freza flashbacks*

TCW came out of nowhere, a random nation going rogue with but a single nuke to his name, his sights on the noble Freza-san, with 9k infra in a single city. The stats would be glorious...This is not the Arrgh wae tho, we cannot suffer more damage than we deal. Delete the Infra!!! 1.4bil was lost in that instant. A devastating blow to this neutral menace.

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On 7/2/2019 at 8:14 AM, Redarmy said:

Where have all the *good* whales gone? 

And where are all the krill?
Where's that ocean-wise Orca-les to fight the rising odds.

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19 hours ago, Epi said:

El Chach: *RedPhx flashbacks*

Epi and his shit posters reigned fire from above, 15 nukes on a 19 city, 5k infra nation. With every detonation 400mil was lost. In less than a week, 2.6bil was gone and these evil creatures slunk back into the shadows...to shit post another day.

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And yet, still enough infra to take 1/4 of our net damage this war!

Our brave, beautiful, blubbery ex-whale, gone into the ether...he prefers to be known as ‘Free Willy’ now.

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The most difficult aspect of whaling nowadays is finding a reliable boat.

They don't make them like they used to. 

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21 hours ago, Sisyphus said:

The most difficult aspect of whaling nowadays is finding a reliable boat.

They don't make them like they used to. 

to be fair, we sunk the shit out of your boat.

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27 minutes ago, Sweeeeet Ronny D said:

to be fair, we sunk the shit out of your boat.

We're gonna need a bigger boat. 

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7 hours ago, Sisyphus said:

We're gonna need a bigger boat. 

That would’ve been a perfect video clip to edit during your stint in the war.  Wasted Likes there!

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There's been some fking hilarious back and forth this war, will stich it all together at the end. 

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On 7/9/2019 at 3:06 AM, Epi said:

There's been some fking hilarious back and forth this war, will stich it all together at the end. 

i'm waiting on you fam, send files ;)❤️ 

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On 7/4/2019 at 7:08 AM, Epi said:

El Chach: *RedPhx flashbacks*

Epi and his shit posters reigned fire from above, 15 nukes on a 19 city, 5k infra nation. With every detonation 400mil was lost. In less than a week, 2.6bil was gone and these evil creatures slunk back into the shadows...to shit post another day.

Yarr: *Freza flashbacks*

TCW came out of nowhere, a random nation going rogue with but a single nuke to his name, his sights on the noble Freza-san, with 9k infra in a single city. The stats would be glorious...This is not the Arrgh wae tho, we cannot suffer more damage than we deal. Delete the Infra!!! 1.4bil was lost in that instant. A devastating blow to this neutral menace.

It was worth losing like 400m in infra :P

 

also, I'm just a random nation to you Epi? :(

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Whew, what a grave dig. Makes me I miss the days of shit talking and bravado. 

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On 9/13/2019 at 8:19 AM, MonkeyDLegend said:

i'm waiting on you fam, send files ;)❤️ 

Quick, Shovel the Dirt back onto this...
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3 minutes ago, Pasky Darkfire said:

Quick, Shovel the Dirt back onto this...
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But i've just learned how to operate this excavator :( 

Jokes aside @Epi send those files, you lazy dragoncobra!

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