Frank Todd Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 So this is just a luls game where you continue on what is typed. This will be a sort of farce on a biblical story, so try to have a good sense of humor please. I will start it off with a basic "Thy and thou" sentence, and then you guys add a sentence (and only 1) to the mix. Make it crazy and ridiculous for all I care. At the end of the month I will make a post with everything mashed into it, and we can all read how ridiculous it is. "In the beginning there was....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 "... pudding and Armenians, but then the cops showed up, arresting the pudding and eating the Armenians." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 ''The cops were chill af tho, so they let the pudding and Armenians off the hook with just a warning.'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 "The polar bears didn't like it and started plotting against the Japanese." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 ''Unfortunately, Bill Clinton was caught not having relations with a woman (again), so Japan was nuked twice.'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 "Then Japan retaliated by having sex with Bill Clinton." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Todd Posted June 13, 2016 Author Share Posted June 13, 2016 "Bill Clinton was a classy !@#$ though and turned Japan down, opting to take Romania out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 ''Romania was then flooded with copious amounts of pudding and Armenians.'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 "The Armenians were too hairy, so Romania decided to have sex with the pudding instead." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 "Then Clinton ate the Armenians." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 "However, the Armenians did not die, and as such, they become one with Bill Clinton." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Todd Posted June 13, 2016 Author Share Posted June 13, 2016 *Twould like to point out the Bill Clinton is seemingly becoming this story's god* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 "Unfortunately, Bill Clinton/the Armenians became corrupted causing them to become an entity of pure evil. There was only one person who could save the world, and his name is..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 (edited) PEE-WEE HERMAN!!!!! Edited June 13, 2016 by Sailor Jerry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 "Pee-Wee Herman got hungry, so he decided to go to the DMV and fill out some forms." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Todd Posted June 14, 2016 Author Share Posted June 14, 2016 "Forms, oh verily the forms, but it was for not, for he went to sign them for his lost bike, but found it in the end" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 "Then the bike started fighting Pee-Wee Herman, claiming it was tired of him farting while riding it." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 "And Suddenly, the Bike killed Pee-Wee Herman. However, suddenly, John Cena destroyed it and took over the world." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Todd Posted June 14, 2016 Author Share Posted June 14, 2016 "But it was for naught, the second Coming of Bill Clinton had began and brim-stone, liquor, and cheap porno rained from the sky." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 "Bill Clinton himself featured in those porn movies - coincidence or not, all the girls ended up getting syphilis." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Todd Posted June 16, 2016 Author Share Posted June 16, 2016 "Realizing that a sacrifice was needed to end the smutty rain, the Bush family took an unspoiled virgin to the top of the white house." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 At the top of the White House, they chanted "A well regulated forum being necessary to the security of a free PaW, the right of the People to keep and bear posts shall not be infringed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 "However, things did not go as they expected, and they accidentally brought back John Cena, who was their only chance to defeat Bill Clinton. As such, John Cena went out to fight Bill Clinton once again, however, he was much stronger than before." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 "Out of the blue, Rosie O'Donnell appears and says: 'Bill, gimme some luv'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatkitteh Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 "no" Quote :sheepy: :sheepy: Greatkitteh was here.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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