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  1. Proof for whoever wanted to check. As you can see my earlier posts are from 2016! 

    1. Aksel

      Aksel

      Can confirm. I saw the proof.

  2. Imagine failing and then never trying again.

    1. Aksel

      Aksel

      I meant in life! BUT even in a game, if you fail - why not try again if it is something you get pleasure out of? This is why some people have made 80 alliances in this game's existence. 

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  3. Guess Who’s Back?

    Welcome wanderer! What can i get you today? Our specials today are waffles, bacon, hashbrowns, and Waffle House’s revival!

    Waffle House was an alliance founded with the merge of Brotherhood Family and The Stratosphere Marine Corps.  Waffle House disbanded on July 4th 2022 after 311 days because of internal inactivity. 

    Even as the old leaders have abandoned Waffle House, her members haven’t. All the memories made under the Waffle flag still remain, some have accepted the fact that she is in her grave, and should be left alone. But many other don’t believe that, such as me. 

    We believe that her journy ended too early. So we have gathered together to reform her. Better, stronger, and united.

    Under the new name of the “Waffle House Republic”, we still believe Waffle House should continue existing, but the Waffle House of old is dead. WHR takes its place

    The Waffle House Republic is committed to reclaim its spot and influence inside Orbis once more. We keep the old values of democracy, while adding a powerful leader to keep the Waffle House Republic straight.

    Stay tuned for updates as we navigate this journey together. And remember, Waffles are better than Pancakes

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/76pkvYXrRp

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    1. Aksel

      Aksel

      I can see teeth in this picture, obviously a fake.

      No waffle house employees have a full set of teeth.

      #fakenews

  4. How do you improve an iconic SUV like Tahoe? You make it the most versatile and advanced Tahoe ever – with a bigger, more spacious cabin, better ride and handling, and a commanding presence that’s impossible to ignore.

    1. Aksel

      Aksel

      Whys this sound like an iphone announcement.

  5. Cobra Kai Dojo has been gone for couple of years but would it be better if it came back? 

    1. Aksel

      Aksel

      I remember nuke rogue CKD before I quit. That was a really good time. Come back for Round 2.

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  6. Speedrunning challenge but it’s how long it takes someone to bring up NPO in a completely unrelated thread

    1. Aksel

      Aksel

      NPO may be my fault. Hit me up on discord.

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  7. Hey guys! I'm back from Four Winds Mental Hospital in Saratoga.
    Boy that was interesting. I call it a hospital, but it didn't feel like one.
    Anyway, yeah. I attempted suicide again. Obviously, I failed.
    So you guys get to be annoyed by me until I decide to try again or get myself killed in some heroic fashion.

    Chute Mi and Shadow are the most understanding, patient, and kind P&W players I have met. I owe them a shit ton, but they'll have to settle for my deepest thanks.

    For the rest of you, carry on. Nothing interesting to see here.

    1. Aksel

      Aksel

      Keep reaching out to those people that can support you.

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  8. Are you or a member of your family affected by the riots (not protestors) in the USA? Hit me up.

    1. Aksel

      Aksel

      @Alex I'm sorry to hear that - Dallas/Forth Worth have been getting looted for the past couple days and back home in Albany, NY - businesses and fires started. We host a show focused on my RL stuff bi-weekly and we were looking for people that wanted to talk about it, it's focused on destressing within the community and just getting it out in the open for dialogue. If you're willing to come along, let me know - ik you have other engagements and a life too. :P

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  9. Well if _________________ is good enough for _________________, it's good enough for me.

  10. I can feel the flames on my skin
    Crimson red paint on my lips
    If a man talks shit, then I owe him nothing
    I don't regret it one bit, 'cause he had it coming

    1. Aksel

      Aksel

      yaasss kweeenn

  11. When you're in love with the person who posted below. ❤️

    1. Aksel

      Aksel

      @Corpsmanyou were not below my post. Shifty was. You lose. You get nothing. Good day sir.

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  12. When you don't acknowledge Mad Max statuses within 60 seconds of a posting:

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    1. Aksel

      Aksel

      TBH: I love u

  13. Max 05:30 - He who reads this status is cured of Covid19.

    1. Aksel

      Aksel

      @Bacchus These are readings from the book of Max.

      Max 03:21 - He who questions the verse, goes home in a hearse.

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  14. For a limited time, time is now limited! Get time off during your day, days are now only 18 hours! Act fast, offer ends tonight - remember limited time! Tonight's time is different from yesterday and tomorrow night's time due to limited time offer.

  15. I'm back! But if you didn't know I left, that just means I'm still irrelevant, and being irrelevant is OK. My mom said so.

    1. Aksel

      Aksel

      @Chapsielets sing on discord like the old days. 
       

      @slayyyter who even is you are?

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  16. Been Far? Decided to Use? Look More Like! It's just common sense! Call 985-655-2500 - When you decide far even once to use and go want, then get really far even as decided to use and look more like and go after. Apply today!

  17. Favorite story/adventure games anyone?

    I was in the middle of The Remains of Edith Finch and I love it.
    Uncharted was pretty good, as was Halo and Modern Warfare. Metro is still an all time favorite of mine.

    What about you?

  18. I've got a secret.

    1. Aksel

      Aksel

      I know the song, I know the lyrics, I have it on a few playlists for travel, but this secret is not related tot hat song.

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  19. I've got a secret.

    1. Aksel

      Aksel

      どうもありがとうミスターロボット

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  20. Like this if you ever had to go pooop really bad but you were in a walmart so you are like omg I have to use the public restroom so you go into the restroom and someone is in the smaller stall and you take the bigger one and there is no lock on it and you're like whatever I'm going to poop my pants so you go in and you are doing your business and then you hear people coming in and out and you're like whatever bc going to the bathroom doesn't really bother you if you're in public so you're just scrolling on your phone on whatever app and letting it all go and then yous see feet at the stall door and then the door opens and there is a giant guy standing there in crocs staring at you and you look up from your phone and make eye contact and he's like omg i'm so sorry and you're like nah its fine man i'm just pooping and he just is like i'm so sorry and you're like its good and go back to scrolling on your phone and he's locked in some shock moment and then 30 seconds later he says sorry again and closes the door. Like this if you had that happen to you.

    1. Aksel

      Aksel

      Hahaha he was a hefty man. And to be clear - I don’t seek out public restrooms it’s kinda like if you gotta go you gotta go scenarios? Thalmor seems like he tries too hard - but a lot of people haven’t entered into the nofrickzone where it is what it is. ?

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  21. Sermon Takeover: you give a poor man a fish and you feed him for a day. You teach him to a fish, to fish you give him you give him and no no no

  22. Sermon Takeover: you give a poor man a fish and you feed him for a day. You teach him to a fish, to fish you give him you give him and no no no

  23. There should be an achievement if you get Coronavirus and prove it to Alex.

    Dogeposting on Twitter: "… "

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