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Oh boy, here we go again....

C'mon now Buorhann, let's not scare off a potential member of the No Tanks Gang. Now that it's *current year*, all the cool kids in Orbis know that ground forces are for boosted-up noobs and pixel huggers who probably just log in to buy credits every month. Not us in the No Tanks Gang though, we rule these mean streets like Sheepy God intended, with beige and airpower. REPRESENT!

For those fine folks who don't want to read through the whole thread, never fear, for I am here to help! I have created this pictorial tl;dr which I am confident summarizes just about everything. Thank you for your time.

DID SOMEONE SAY OOC ATTACKS?!?

And spoken with such confidence too. Even in leaks IQ can't catch a break smh

Well, that depends really. On Taco Tuesdays it's good fun, the cafeteria food is great, everyone has a laugh, y'all know how it is. Then the rest of the week when you're forced to forge more steel for NPO's stockpiles or hunted by BK in the arena to determine the best candidates for mergers, it isn't as much fun. Really does build character though, or so I'm told. But hey, I've gotten distracted. Congrats on becoming even more bloated and functionally irrelevant GoB. All this time they told us GPA was dead, but really it's been here all along...

Everyone has to have a talent. ?

Hah, now that's a false flag if I've ever seen one! Nice try Roq, but I'm on to you now. Reset the counter boys!

Sorry hun, but we live in a post-dynamism world where the currency of political machinations and intrigue has lost its value. Coups, bank heists, and the like just won't cut it anymore, the cheap thrills of relevancy are dead and gone. To become truly relevant, be saluted by nations large and small, you either make memes... or you live long enough to see yourself become one.

tfw you just wanted some quick cash but now BK is bending you over and prepping the probe. It really do be like that sometimes

Damn, y'all are still complaining about IQ existing and Syndisphere 2 Electric Boogaloo, but the real threat is right there under your noses. The Micro Alliances Sphere (funny name for a sphere by the way, but I mean who am I to judge really) Just look at this, combined score already exceeding that of EMC's and a mind-boggling level of tier consolidation that makes the low-tier their permanent dominion. Gaze on that in jealousy NPO! That's not to mentioned that their sphere leaders are so slippery and skilled at FA that they've assembled a huge coalition and I don't even know who they are!! Goddamn, one day they'll have had enough and will roll out on some poor fools. It'll be a slaughter, I didn't sign up for this! Fortunately, I'll be hitting VM before that happens, you saps can deal with this one.

Your description is entirely right (so much so that even I can make jokes about it.) Nevertheless, I would argue that under the previously opined definition of PnW relevancy, the ease with which I can be rolled is a function more of convenience than relevancy, thus myself and Acadia are still, blissfully, irrelevant. I won't be given importance that easily. ? Also, and this is a question for the crowd, is Relevance Score the new Dynamism Points? Asking for a friend.

"Hey have I told you guys how TGH has spent the majority of its time since formation fighting wars? That's pretty cool right, I'm sure I haven't mentioned it before. Because you know that most of the alliances just like to sit on their asses and not do anything, not like us who fight many wars against the biggest coalitions in the game. That us being TGH, a very tough war alliance, of course. Hi, by the way. My name is Buorhann, I lead a really cool alliance that fights a lot of wars and does stuff called TGH! You probably haven't heard of us, but we fight a lot of wars, spend a lot of time doing it too, unlike all those other alliances who only like to sit around and not fight long wars like we do. Hey, have I told you guys about the last war we fought it, it was very recently and very long too! We're good war fighters, if I do say so myself, haha" Never change Buor ?

It's rough, but I had to whip this one up fast. Congratulations to BC and my friends in Vanguard, and best of luck!

For real though... Pro-tip for anyone thinking about re-rolling - once you do the deed, don't promptly go on the forums and confidently talk about things a new player would be clueless on, then claim you learnt it all from the wiki. The wiki. If we can't trust our bank thief rerolls, then who can we trust anymore?

Yeah, I'll have to punish the person who said that, I was just planning to delete the alliance and let people figure out on their own. smh kids these days Also we're not merging, it was a joke in our public channel and you all can stop messaging me please

Not deep state per se, but it does fit the theme of this thread/"war"

Remember when alliances actually signed treaties and announced them on the forums rather than preforming bloody rituals in the dead of night to call secret treaties forth from the void? I mean, I do because I'm old, but apparently so does Vanguard. Good luck to all parties!

Hahaha, I'm onto you Partisan, I know what your game is, who you're really working for! Allow me to show the whole world your hideous plot with this crude pictoral diagram! Just look at this!

When one has suffered at the whims and vagaries of unfathomable power in the service of the ancients as long as I, it is possible to see through the corporate smokescreen to the true cause of events. (This is what you get for telling me stuff Partisan) Nevertheless, congratulations, and I look forward to getting rolled by Syndisphere 2

Relevant: Congratulations to BK, Condolences to Apeman.

Friendly reminder that Pantheon's old gov thought most of their own alliance were braindead simpletons and that only a few were even worth trying to drag to TCW. Keep up the good work gents!

Don't let Buorhann, and TKR/TCW catfighting distract you from the glorious fact that those logs show even Pantheon's old gov thought that most of their alliance were dumber than a sack of rocks. I guess Fist really doesn't have to do much to surpass his predecessors lmao ?