TheNG

Hah, look at this everyone, Shifty is gulping down these TKR lies faster than the other forum sheep. I'd like to present for everyone this authentic log, straight from @Prefonteen himself! Relations could not be better!

frick YOU ARTHUR JAMES IS THE ORIGINAL AND ONLY JAMES AND HE'S THE BEST AND CAN NEVER BE REPLACED AND I MISS HIM EVERY NIGHT AND YOU WILL NEVER REPLACE HIM BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER BE HIM BECAUSE HE IS THE BEST. *runs off sobbing*

Yes, this is correct. We are the PnW 99%! Rollings are too kind for the whales who oppress us!

With the third Infinity Alliance now in his grasp, and his wayward daughter Silenzio brought back into the fold, LeotheGreat now seeks the fourth Alliance - the Guardians of the Galaxy. This alliance has never before been found, but Leo realizes that Silenzio has done the impossible. After extracting the location from her, the two head to face their destiny - and find someone is waiting for them... Now, the final test awaits them....

Fearful, terrified by the loss of what they had deemed theirs by right, the fallen lash out at those who care most for them. Can you feel your heart burning Smith? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear and torment within me is beyond anything your soul can hope to conjure up. Steal my visage, twist my world. You cannot kill me in any way that matters. Soon, it will be finished.

tfw too many people mock your war dodging so you have to come back and get rolled but your vacation buddy gets to stay at the beach party.

Welcome back Felkey

C'mon guys, Felkey just happened to embark on the greatest beach party ever known a few days before a war, the timing was totally coincidental and he of course hasn't regularly logged into his nation or check up on PnW since, so he has no idea his absence robbed an entire alliance of leadership during a time of crisis. In two turns, he's going to be walking back into TCW HQ being like trust me

We all knew it would end this way to be honest. F

Tenages lives! *stomp stomp*

Check out the latest attraction at the PnW Theme Park - The Drop! Feel your heart race as you plummet down tens of thousands of EMC score! Just looks at these happy faces!

Well..how about that...

At last, a challenge.

ALRIGHT @Smith IT'S NOW OR NEVER!!!

Low effort shitpost number too-many-to-count Yay likes

Great, I'll be expecting an unrelated missile in a few hours from the unrelated MAPs you've been saving up in our unrelated war. ?

Also, are you going to drop a missile on me or what?

Felkey coming back to lead his alliance after 2 weeks of sweet rest and relaxation: (2018, colorized)

Oh yeah, you know what's happening.

I must say, I enjoy the implied assertion in that image that I am equal in strength to an entire alliance.

Yeah, leading from the beachfront. That counts, right? Just look at how full the Vacation-Mobile is! There's plenty more stops on the way too! Let's what proportion of EMC will war-dodge before this shindig is over! 25%? 50%? Your guess is as good as mine...