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  1. Rimski

    Which episode was this? Holiday special?

     

  2. Rimski

    This is the best video to explain what happens on the Forums

  3. Rimski

    "Do you know how to be a champion? When you go on the field when it is the hardest and claim victory"

     

    These are the words of an Actor that I have liked and he has died a day ago. 

    1. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      Or you can have Wheaties™, The Breakfast of Champions, for breakfast.

      That's what real champs do, they pour a big bowl of cereal.

      But most importantly, they get up in the morning. No excuses- not even death.

      face-with-look-of-triumph_1f624.png

       

  4. Rimski

    *playing golf it with mates*

    Friend: Damn that hole is far away

    Me: That is long distance relationships for ya

    1. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      what-are-your-intentions-with-my-daughte

      Dab those feelings away

      Miss me with that sentimental shit boi.

  5. Rimski

    >checks Forums

    >22:35

    >the theme is full white

    >blindtears.png

    >HowNotToGame list extends

    1. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      BASK IN THE GLOW

    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      GET LOW

      WHEN THE WHISTLE BLOW

  6. Rimski

    >tfw its your oldest sisters wedding

    >you and your other sister wanna stay single 4ever

    >only three things come to your mind: free food, free alcohol, free horny bridesmaids

     

    1. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      Sounds like the dream fam.

      Also if any of your sisters wanna become US residents, give me a holla or tell them to hit me up.

      ???

    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      Lmao

      Thank fam

      Hit up theo he is a big fan of USA

  7. Rimski

    >tfw you get countered by 3 TKR guys 

    >but then tfw you get out of beige with a full AF 

     

  8. Rimski

    https://m.imgur.com/t/awesome/QrGudx9

    This thread rn,  flammen Krieg!  

  9. Rimski



     

    I'd like to introduce
    I do not have too much time
    It's so determined
    but sometimes, sometimes I'm watching you

    You behave like children
    You are mocking each other
    and laugh at the pain
    but you sit on the same branch
    and eat the same food

    Life, wandering towards
    to some imaginary goal
    You talk about life as if you
    lived thorugh it once , I envy you

    You're full of yourself
    That's exactly what makes you empty
    Your strong guard is a fear
    Are you afraid of me?
    children, do not be afraid of me
    be afraid of yourself

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    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      I use bleach instead

    3. Peter Quill

      Peter Quill

      I hear shooting yourself is good too.

    4. Rimski

      Rimski

      I heard you could die from that.

      @Peter Quillshould do it toted

  10. Rimski

    France will repeat the best thing that has happened in history, the 7-1 Germany did. Mark my words!


    well fuq nevermind, but 4:20 for Croatia can still be done or 14:2, double Germany's accomplishment, 40 seconds left so godspeed bois

     

  11. Rimski

    Geek:Name one superhero who can beat Captain America

    Me: Captain Vietnam
    Ayy lmao

    1. Ikhan

      Ikhan

      Vietnam flashbacks

  12. Rimski

    If size mattered,  the Elephant would be the king of the Animals. 

     

    Don't worry shifty,  you still got a chance

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    2. Big Brother

      Big Brother

      Uh.. Pretty sure blue whales are way bigger than elephants dude.

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    3. Rimski

      Rimski

      I like the word "Boeing"

    4. Sailor Jerry

      Sailor Jerry

      But size doesn't matter.......opposable thumbs......means you can hold guns and rifles......and shoot the elephant dead....the end!

  13. Rimski

    Mama, just grilled a ham

    Put a pun against his bed

    Pulled the finger now he's fed

    Mama, Strife had just begun

    But now I've gone and blown it at Way

    Mama, oh oh

    Didn't mean to make it dry

    If I'm not farting then its tomorrow

    Ferry on, ferry on, as if cooking really matters

     

    Duet by Queen and Gordon Ramsay from the new hit album "LAMB SAUCE"

  14. Rimski

    One two three four

    Your mother is a fuqen whorr

  15. Rimski

    Roses are red

    He will be cutting you like a DJ

    And all we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ

  16. Rimski

    Roses are red

    You shall make me pasta

    Doesnt matter much

    As you still a busta

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    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      maybe to a natzi with a pink dress it doesn't

    3. Thalmor

      Thalmor

      My dress is red thank you very much.

    4. Rimski

      Rimski

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      I can make you pink if you want!
       

  17. Rimski


    Airstrike through the heart and you're to blockade
    Darling, you give war a bad name
    An pirates's smile is what you sell
    You promise me heaven, then put me through raids
    Chains of war, got a hold on me
    When passion's scire, you can't loans for free
    Whoa! You're a loaded gun
    Yeah, whoa, there's nowhere to beige
    No one can save me, the infra damage is done

    YOU GIVE CREDITS A BAD NAME
     

    1. Kamea Arano

      Kamea Arano

      Genius!

    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      you kno its low effort nibba lmao

    3. Kamea Arano

      Kamea Arano

      You know me too well then. But still.

  18. Rimski

    You better watch out
    You better not cry
    Cause if you do
    I'll stab your fuqin eye
    Russian Santa Claus 
    Does not fuq around

    He's making a list
    He's checkin it twice
    You better leave out
    Some Vodka with ice

    Cause Russian Santa Claus..
    does not fuq around

  19. Rimski

    . We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      sori senor but pizza is pizza

    3. Rimski

      Rimski

      Politics and Snore, another Beeingus goes down

    4. Rimski

      Rimski

      lmao Animus rolepley is real

  20. Rimski

    "'No, thanks' is a violently British way to refuse something, that is just one step away from 'Oh, I couldn't possibly'" - John Oliver

  21. Rimski

    "Alexa, play with my penis!"

    *beep boop*

    "Sorry, could not locate"

    1. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      ?

  22. Rimski

    "Playing it safe is the riskiest move there is" - Sasha Petrova

  23. Rimski

    *something something birthday. Something something I can feel better than the rest for a short time even though there is not much reason to*

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    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      Was the Happy Bday song played with the instrument Mayonese? 

    3. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      No, horseradish.

    4. Rimski

      Rimski

      Mmmmm,  Ketchup. 

  24. Rimski

    @Lelouch Vi Britannia, with my right for my Italian jokes due to my close geographical location to it, I claim thee an impasta of you.

  25. Rimski

    And in todays news of The Socialist Ottoman Empire we have:
    image.png
    "Jeinffer, I bet you 10 bucks that this will start a large war in PnW"
    "Deal, Josh!"

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    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      o no you did not

    3. Johnny Costello

      Johnny Costello

      Such sass.  I love it

    4. Rimski

      Rimski

      my middle name is sass! If Bosnia ever gets a navy their first ship will be caleld SASS Rimski

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