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  1. Rimski

    @Lelouch Vi Britannia, with my right for my Italian jokes due to my close geographical location to it, I claim thee an impasta of you.

  2. Rimski

    One two three four

    Your mother is a fuqen whorr

  3. Rimski

    You have entered life when 13:00 becomes your morning, but so does  4 o clock.

  4. Rimski

    Mama, just grilled a ham

    Put a pun against his bed

    Pulled the finger now he's fed

    Mama, Strife had just begun

    But now I've gone and blown it at Way

    Mama, oh oh

    Didn't mean to make it dry

    If I'm not farting then its tomorrow

    Ferry on, ferry on, as if cooking really matters

     

    Duet by Queen and Gordon Ramsay from the new hit album "LAMB SAUCE"

  5. Rimski

    Tell me your stories of your best meal ever.

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    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      Tbh not sure what my best meal is, but my largest foodgasm was when I was eating like a medium sized chocolate bear, man that shit was good

    3. Charlie Traveler

      Charlie Traveler

      Any Brazilian steakhouse ever. Meat on meat on meat.

    4. Rimski

      Rimski

      I feel like an ig chick but thats so relatable

      Like 6/7 days in a week has MEAT in my meal

      Like if meat is murder then why does it taste so good

      Checkmate veggies

  6. Rimski

    Do u want to tango the mango uwu

  7. Rimski

    U suck lemon

    1. Emperor Adam

      Emperor Adam

      BR0

    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      WHOA WHOWZERINOS

  8. Rimski

    I think people should start to acknowledge that humans were meant to be gay. It says it in the title, ho~mo sapiens

    1. Emperor Adam

      Emperor Adam

      proud of you babe

  9. Rimski

    "'No, thanks' is a violently British way to refuse something, that is just one step away from 'Oh, I couldn't possibly'" - John Oliver

  10. Rimski

    When will Santa start gifting pot, like come on, get on with the times, old-timer. You might be capitalist propaganda Santa, but at least do it good

  11. Rimski

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    The Man, The Myth, The Legend, Frank "Frankie Boi" Sinatra wishes you an early merry Christmas lads

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    Drinks out, tuxedos on, drinks in, cause Santa Claus is coming to therapy

  12. Rimski

    Frank Sinatra or Frim Skintara is back in action baby

    1. J Kell

      J Kell

       

      Don't you have a youtube channel, like right here?

    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      I wish , and so do you as much : <

  13. Rimski

    You know what's the best part of making fun of people with Alzheimers? They will never reme...

    You know what's the best part...

    fun of...

    Alzheimers...

    You know...

    They...

  14. Rimski

    So sexy almost evil, talking about butterflies in my hair

  15. Rimski

    Imagine the Microsoft paperclip having a voice and it sounding like Gilbert Gottfried

  16. Rimski

    Those that fall asleep with an itchy anus, will wake up with smelly fingers

  17. Rimski

    So no one told me
    that life is gonna be this gay
    Suckin a dicc as a joke
    but now I think I am gay!

    You came all over my face and in my ears
    but it hasn't been my day, my week, my month but I think I'm q u e e r

    I'll be gay for you!

    1. Aksel

      Aksel

      *clap clap clap clap*

    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      fap fap fap fap

  18. Rimski

    Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats. They make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats. They make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats. They make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats. They make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats. They make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats. They make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats. They make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. 

  19. Rimski

    "Alexa, play with my penis!"

    *beep boop*

    "Sorry, could not locate"

    1. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      ?

  20. Rimski

    You better watch out
    You better not cry
    Cause if you do
    I'll stab your fuqin eye
    Russian Santa Claus 
    Does not fuq around

    He's making a list
    He's checkin it twice
    You better leave out
    Some Vodka with ice

    Cause Russian Santa Claus..
    does not fuq around

  21. Rimski


    Airstrike through the heart and you're to blockade
    Darling, you give war a bad name
    An pirates's smile is what you sell
    You promise me heaven, then put me through raids
    Chains of war, got a hold on me
    When passion's scire, you can't loans for free
    Whoa! You're a loaded gun
    Yeah, whoa, there's nowhere to beige
    No one can save me, the infra damage is done

    YOU GIVE CREDITS A BAD NAME
     

    1. Kamea Arano

      Kamea Arano

      Genius!

    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      you kno its low effort nibba lmao

    3. Kamea Arano

      Kamea Arano

      You know me too well then. But still.

  22. Rimski

    Y'all need to calm down with 'lol' 

    1. Edwardidk

      Edwardidk

      lol

    2. rollo

      rollo

      lol

       

  23. Rimski

    How can be sure you are an actual hippo? HOW DO YOU TYPE? HUH

    1. Buorhann

      Buorhann

      hippocomp.jpg

    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      Point taken... but now, seeing your hardware, why do you work for the kgb and also undercover seeing you are not green on the pic?

      SHERLOCK HOLMES IS ON THE CASE AGAIN

  24. Rimski

    Do you ever sleep, lunatic?

    1. Thalmor

      Thalmor

      No

    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      Whoa, what about blinking

  25. Rimski

    why do you lie? Yes or no?

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