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O/ Rest in Peace. Good luck <3

Everyone that thinks this is unbias and legit needs one of these ^

Best Rookie - Arthur Dayne of Viridian Entente. Everyone else was non existent. Look at all the CKD + Syndisphere propaganda ayylmao

Grats

At this rate... the cookies have turned into salt crackers yawn.

kek

99 - 98 poor piggies died for this. #PETA 100- One little Piggy left all alone. 100 nukes came down and it got blown.

<3 oink oink

lol. whats the pt of losing alum and steel when a 17 city comes at a little piggy with 1.5k plan ayylmao <3 I did my job, attacked and held down 6 targets on the way up with little lose to my side. In fact, I think I gained a bunch of free resources. I will b back soon Just w8 hehe

Heres a paper crown: Now run along Syndi, you've "won"

I am doing rly well thx u 11 wins 16 expires/peaces (basically wins) 2 loses (hey send 2 more T$ downdeclare lol) Zeroed out? xD I decommed everything lmao, I will just b back within 3 days, tell Chaunce to be careful <3 If you can't understand that the submarine strat takes time, I suggest you go visit ur doctor asap

To Summarize the Syndisphere's Forum Post: Clapping themselves on the back for a war that they haven't won (keep it up and u will clap urself to death) Doesn't realize their alliance is made of 50 members and not 10 Thinks that everyone at IQ are just hobo... hint: there something magical call a warchest. Woah I never knew! 100% sure that downdeclaring works... despite the fact that 9 out of 10 who tried that are enjoying a stay at IQ hell Only argument: "Git Gud" and "Kastor r dumb" Peace = Losing Note: Dr.Bacon strongly suggest all of Syndisphere to consult with their doctors about possible mental diseases they may possess including: Narcissism, Delusion, and Crippling Depression. Members of IQ, try your best not to make fun of the mentally disabled, even thou I know that their gibberish bout winning is unbearable.

Start the counting down: 10. 9. 8. 7. Lost count.... 5. 2. 3. 1. 0 BOOOOOM!

Thank you for your concerns Dr. Matt, However, due to the mental state of our opponents and their lack of education, the Bacon Medical Institute of Science has decided to dumb our report down 90% in order for our patient, TFP, and its family to understand. Unfortunately, this dumbing down comes at the price of intellectual, such as IQ and friends, to have a bit of trouble understanding my report. Again, I apologize for the vile language, but please understand that our institute has the responsibility to communicate in a way so that the mentally disabled can understand. With Love, Piggy P.S. Sadly, it seems like my patient TFP's mental state is only deteriorating, not only do they wish the cause further harm to society itself, TFP thinks that "Olorin did nothing wrong" and thinks that they're can just magically switch families. I strongly urge the patient immediately take the suggested prescription in our previous report.

From the Bacon Institute of Piglantia, Dr. Piggy: The results of the patient known as The Fighting Pacifist's test has returned, and the results... don't look good. We sadly have to inform the patient that unfortunately, they are mentally disabled. As seen by the name, The Fighting Pacifist, our patient sadly can not identify an oxymoron. A report from the Sith Empire Laboratory stated that 99.720% of people who can not see the contradiction between the words: Fight and Pacifist are in fact..... mentally disabled and autistic. Some of the FDA approved SSRI drugs used to treat symptoms of autism that can be administered to children above the age of seven include fluoxetine, fluvoxamine, sertraline, and clomipramine. We strongly suggest the patient take one or more of these drugs. Furthermore, a recent paper from Professor Seeker concluded that, and I quote, "idk how [TFP] think they can get involved in a war and be apart of the other coalition and not consider people hitting them", the study further went on the explain that alliances that face this issue most likely suffer from delusion. The Bacon institute strongly suggest the patient's family (TKR, T$, Mensa and whatever other things there are) to lock the patient up inside a room and never let TFP see the light ever again. Letting such an insane patient loose would most likely cause billions of dollars of damage to the family. This concludes the report.

Tl;DR TFP is aucoostic and is trying to act tough. Secretly they surrendered to VE cus we smoked yall <3

Lol, as far as I am concerned, arrgh has been raiding IQ way more than Syndisphere Stop trying to spread #fakenews xD

You're the choosy one that won't attack a "random alliance" lmao Plus, I have all 5 offensive slots filled. Yawn. So ya have to fill my defensives <3

Nahhh "Its ok, your not worth my time anyways lol" - Reading is an important skill With Love, Piggy

Excuses excuses Its ok, your not worth my time anyways lol

Wow, yall must b reaaaaaaaaal cool. Come at me <3 I will drag you to the depths of hell. With Love, Piggy

+10

They can always model after NPO and do 100% taxes

Dear Mensa and Syndisphere: