Khorne

Reading Kemal's 'Git gud' guide again, I realized that there's probably a sufficient amount of micro to middle tier (25 to 35 ish rank) alliances that still don't have militarization trackers, so I put one together. For the odd few people that have yet to achieve a part to truly 'Git gud', here. Preview of what it looks like. Sheet's simple as hell to use, you simply enable the parsing of the API, choose from the drop-down box the amount of alliances you wish to display (Rankings; 10 alliances displayed means Top 10, for example. Max is 35 for now, I can probably get it to w/e amount if necessary; 35 was just the benchmark at which most trackers stopped.) Graph, and all % calculations are computed almost immediately after enabling and selecting alliance view options. Color scale represents lowest (green) to highest (red) aggregated militarization percentage [including ships]. Graph is based on total % of the military, and updates with the change in percentage from the API. The sheet uses a simple, nifty tool called ImportJSON - slow, but somewhat effective if you're not the JavaScript guy (Which I'm not, I use the little Python I know to get along with what I want). Notes: - I probably won't be updating this for another day, but if you need something done (Although I've tried to make everything I did as transparent as possible - though I admit I haven't done everything the optimal way) DM me on Discord (@Khorne the Demented) - Nuke and Missile cells being blank simply means the alliance doesn't have any. - The sheet's cells based on the API (Grey part) go blank around every minute; no, it's not my fault, it's the default update time. Every minute or so, the sheet refreshes with new stats.

Formula for doing the same: (pls ignore shitty shitposting) ((For a legit answer, see the above posts by Nemesis and Roq))

The bait biting within this thread is honestly 10/10. Eumir ma dude never change. Guys from the Kastor-troop, pls continue, y'all are amusing.

Eumir man

Yo, another stats sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fMlUoFZyrweG_IQAehORTfYR9TZkfFXE-nLOzTpAxE8/edit?usp=sharing Basically just went through the stats tracker and picked the 'relevant' information, so please bear with me while I get this sheet sorted in the upcoming days. I know, there will be discrepancies (You'll find some in the totals section of the sheet, since I created it a few minutes ago, and it's 12:47 AM where I am). Features are simple: Totals of the two sides (and HBE), and then an alliance by alliance breakdown, need to do players still. (The unit damages dealt/taken that Yoso's sheet once produced were not emulated due to the fact that it takes more than some time to scrape all of them, as Yoso did from the war dec pages. Find Sheepy and tell him to add unit damages dealt/taken to the War API, and then maybe this sheet'll encompass that too). (Notes are on the first sheet, read pls kthx.) (For the guys that ignored everything about discrepancies; DM me on Discord if you find major ones i.e. formula mistakes. Please don't DM me for infrastructure value faults, that's Sheepy's tracker's fault.)

brb getting stats sheet

"In Which HBE attempts a blitz..."

When you see someone taking Axel seriously

Let's be real here, the main cause for the posts like these (both in other threads, and this very thread at that), is not that LPS hit VM when shit hit the fan right now, it's the pattern. The first time might have been excused with a little bit of criticism from some, but the fact that this has become a pattern seen again and again just makes it seem that much worse. Sure, he entered the previous 'war', but was that really something hard to do when you have those many nations fighting alongside you? It honestly, and I'm not going to attempt to crack jokes or jest, seems as if LPS merely saves his own skin when things go bad for him; i.e. he looks like a pixel hugger. (Also dude cut on some of that blubber you have growing on you. That infra's return is as shitty as the moves you pull off. All the <3 from Khorne)

Do you legitimately want the 'Steve meme' spam to start?

My, my, Pinchy returns. <3

You'll get them soon-ish.

Alright, clearly this world needs walls of text. (Partisan come back babe we <3 you) But, before this thread devolves into a madhouse with people slinging shit at each other; I have to say this is a pleasant surprise: Pantheon actually entering a war. No, this isn't me slinging shit at you, this is me both complimenting you, but at the same time, looking at the history of Pantheon's wars (or nigh lack thereof) you can't say that this won't act as a surprise to the majority of the game that doesn't think about you in a positive way. Either way, even if your blitz completely fails (which I hope it doesn't - for nothing more than a change in the current status quo of good fighting alliances - mind you I'm not saying that this will make you that, perhaps start you on the route to that destination, though) you have at the very least shown yourself capable of entering a war in defense of an ally. At the very least, the people that think you're an alliance COMPLETELY filled with pixel huggers that don't gaf about allies know better now. o/

Who said we were joking?

The arguments that start with the premise that the Death Star involves an extremely high initial investment, and will continue to suck a gargantuan amount of funds implies that the Death Star was created for a strictly utilitarian (in relation to funds and efficiency) purpose. Why send fleets of imperial warships when you could threaten them with the idea, the simple mention of a weapon that sounded their inexorable demise? Fear is a weapon that Palpatine used in no small quantity, and imo it would make sense for him to morph that fear into one super-weapon, capable of terrifying entire worlds. Think of it as the Terminus Est (WH40K pls not Orbis) of the SW universe.

This also made me laugh. Someone replying to someone trolling someone that was replying (in boredom) to a violation (or seeming violation) of a treaty.

When you're so bored that you're reading micro treaties and pointing the violations of the treaties

>refresing pages >not having sheets tracking wars >not having programs sweeping wars to see whether any were declared against their alliance Who is this noob-y mil leader?

All that's left is renaming yourself to Valyria and changing your flag.

When some people want to stay relevant

I'm a simple man; centered flags are what I look for. You delivered. (Congrats bois!)

Whoever made the 'General' sheet should probably get someone else to make them. Those colours do not go with each other. (Oh and, please do a bit more than alternating colours.)

You know you want to, Sheepy.

Quite a shifty stranger, isn't he? (I'm sorry pls don't kill me for this)

I legit lol'd. Let's just note that this is Eddard posting. Eddard.