Farkin’ in the Rose Garden
Opening Shots
Fark likes bacon, bacon can be made into Roses…seems like we’re meant to be friends. Rose & Fark to confirm our friendship enter into this agreement.
1) No brawling among friends. Let’s drink our problems out instead.
2) Since we’re drinking, lets make sure to share any secrets that affect each other.
3) If one of us is in a bar brawl, then hell yeah the other guy has the option of cracking a pool cue and jumping in to help a friend.
4) If one of us is getting the itch to brawl, and starts said brawl, the same option applies.
5) If the beer gets stale, or the roses wilt and either party wants to move on…they’ll give 3 days notice.
Signed for Fark,
Head of Foreign Affairs - rollo
Head of War - Bozzie
Head of Internal Affairs - Phaik
Signed for Rose,
Emperor - Caillou
Lord of Internal Affairs - Moreau
Lord of Economics - Oblige
Lord of Public Affairs - Adama
Lord of War - Teredona and Krillian
Lord of Foreign Affairs - Redarmy
tl;dr.....it's an ODOAP