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All that I am: anger, edginess, alcholism - I bestow upon you, my chosen gamers. I have granted you screen cap worthy immortality so that you may herald in a new, holy age for the epic gamers.

Gaze now upon the forums below us. The Mods scurry to undo my work, while the SJWs stand defiantly against us - a blemish upon these boards. They must all be shown the price of their defiance.

You will become my force of retribution. Where you tread, bans will follow. Go now and claim your destiny, epic gamer.

Born to shitpost, forced to wipe.

God has returned, it's ok folks.

I'm here for you, unlike your dad. Though tbqh, I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence.

I'm tired of seeing SNN bootlegs that are not creative and just use _NN as their name.

I'ma bring back SNN, but as the New Testament of Shifty S. Stranger with bible format. 

My favorite cereal growing up:

That delicious, and crunchy, blood filled carapace. Snap, crackle, pop!

People pretending to be offended on these forums to get the other side warned and hopefully banned:

NR is dumb

If I had the exploit money, I would have used it to buy P/W from Alex. Real talk fam. ?

>When your protectorate treaty with BK expires in-game and you can't find it

Haha reacts only

Imagine being able to turn into gas and being breathed into people's lungs then turning back into a human and just bursting out of someone's chest/body.

>tfw no Easter flags in-game

Get bent for lent beeeetch

Shifty will always be here, he is the OWF and everything in it and outside of it. The first post and the last post. He can giveth upvotes and he can taketh them. For he is Shifty.

CKD has just finished merging. Shifty was right about their death.

"Ey man, wtf why isn't CKD dead yet" t. le SNN critic

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Shifty warned you of the threat of thottery. Took you 2 years to finally realize Shifty did nothing wrong.

Alex is having a game update come February. (basically 2 days)

Is this the mandatory war update that will screw up the war a bit?

Would you rather have 46 regular sized chromosomes or one big chromosome the size of all 46 combined?

Sometimes, I like to click on my profile and just leave it open like a screensaver. It's truly captivating to know this is what perfection looks like.

Report your local weeb.

The future of Orbis is at hand

Join the fight, contact @kermot 

Voting for Shifty in the 2018 awards is a vote for freedom.

We should change Daylight Savings to New Years so the year resets for an hour.

It's actually chilly and windy here in Hollywood near the hills. The wind has a wonderful howl to it as it comes through the windows.

If your top 3 Christmas Movies aren't Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, and Bad Santa, then you're pleb trash.

>When your allergy meds say do not take more than 3 alcoholic drinks with dosage but you take easily 9.

TFP is hiding banks but no one is hitting them. We got Silenzio, Space Rome, Penguin Island, Blazing Knights, and the other money dumps. Is TFP the step no one wants to take?