MRBOOTY

inb4 !@#$ing about awards

I'll start taking bets for how long it takes for you to spawn billions into the game.

Nobody is going to do anything except fire nukes in the next wars...

Wurst idia evar - everyone who has never suggested anything. Reasonable criticism, and even witty comments (<3 ElPinchazo) are one thing, being a dick is another. His idea did no harm. Come on...

dude hahah I was just about to edit my post to say this Yeah I would have to make an rip post if that happened.

Without really thinking, I attacked Treasure Island, thinking I could wear down his tanks with my aircraft (that I would build) and help in the war effort against him. Since it's 2 a.m., and I'm a moron, I didnt realize he had 900 aircraft... I apoligize for filling one of the slots, and will spy him over the next few days to help whoever takes his other slots.

His kid got hit... for standing up to a bully. How did that work? If he does stand up to the bully the next time then clearly the swats didnt get the message across, and if he dosen't hit the bully then congrats... the school just taught a kid to be a &#33;@#&#036; and not stand up to bad people when they do bad things.

This is such a fan&#33;@#&#036;ingtastic idea

No. Why the &#33;@#&#036; should teachers be allowed to hit kids in schools? Corporal punishment dosen't work for parents to do it, and in schools it's a &#33;@#&#036;ing disaster. Ever wonder why the states in which the most kids still get hit (Mississippi, Alabama, Texas) are also the ones with the highest crime rate?

Good job guys. I really wish you guys the best of luck in this alliance. Alataq does not speak for the Light Federation.

Also 3 of our members are Scottish apparently, now that I think about it . So great accents ftw.

Shoot I realized that right before I read your comment Thanks Edit: fixed

You told me you loved me on facebook. Don't make me share logs.

THE BK-TLF JIHAD TREATY (The Ayy Lmao Accords) SECTION I. SHOULD ANY IMPERIAL COLONIALISTS COME IN TO ATTACK ONE OF OUR PEACEFUL ALLIANCES, THE OTHER SHALL ENGAGE IN GLORIOUS JIHAD IN DEFENSE OF OUR FRIENDS SECTION II. SHOULD EITHER OF US FIND AN OPPORTUNITY FOR JIHAD ON THE OFFENSIVE, THE OTHER SHALL HELP MAYBE IF THEY’RE IN A GOOD MOOD (BUT THEY SHOULD PROBABLY BE BROS AND HELP) SECTON III. BOTH ALLIANCES SHALL SHARE ALL PERTINENT INFORMATION INVOLVING POTENTIAL THREATS OR POTENTIAL JIHADS WITH EACH OTHER . SECTION IV. BOTH ALLIANCES SHALL HAVE AN IRC CHATROOM FULL OF DANK MEMES rip section v SECTION VI. THAT'S BASICALLY IT, BUT IT KINDA FEELS WEIRD TO NOT HAVE AT LEAST LIKE 7 SECTIONS, SO YA LOOKS LIKE WE KINDA HAVE AN ISSUE SECTION VII. DONATE TO UNICEF TODAY. https://www.unicefusa.org/donate/ ALL HAIL THE AYYYSLAMIC REVOLUTION Tl;dr: BK and TLF have a MDoAP treaty, and MrBooty is a really funny and cool person. Signed for TLF Alataq- President of Internal Affairs MrBooty- President of Foreign Affairs Lysandre Mackintosh- President of Military Affairs Selvaria Bles- Secretary of Foreign Affairs Kim Il Sung- Secretary of Economics Erin- Secretary of Military Affairs Frederick I-Governor of Internal Affairs Baker Harrington-Governor of Foreign Affairs A8583-Governor of Military Affairs Jefferson Davis III-Governor of Economics Kai Cohen- Person who talks crap to everybody and slavewhipper Signed for BK Writing: MrBooty Images: Yosodog and ShiftyStranger Special thanks to Alataq and LordStrum

JOEN TLF PLZ

It was nice to have you guys in this game, and I wish you the best of luck in the future.

I never thought we'd be accused of being too organized As for the top heavy thing, we right now have 12 members, and every single one of them is qualified enough to be in gov, and our organization shows that. Nonetheless, valid criticism. We do have personal friendships though, and so hopefully that will help us get through tussles at the top. Every one of the three leaders have yelled at each other at some point, but that gives us flexibility, and the ability to express our true feelings and know that we can agree to disagree on things.

MOST GLORIOUS LEADER KIM IL SUNG WILL GUIDE OUR GLORIOUS JUCHE ANNOUNCEMENTS TO A PLETHORA OF QUALITY AND INTEREST.

"no u" -Belisaurius

A Light Federation Announcement A couple of months ago, Alataq, me, and another player who’s since quit founded the Light Federation. We went from a little 3-man alliance with no plans or really ideas as to what we were doing in general to a really fantastic community, from everything from an active irc channel to really great skype calls. People like Erin, Lysandre, Dk3dknight, Kim Il Sung, Frederick, and ViKy made TLF a really great place to be. We merged into Rose, as we were close with their leadership and wanted to learn how a really great alliance runs. We really can’t thank them enough for what they did to help us, and thanks to Rose we are 1000% more ready to remake TLF. So today, 6/26/2015, I officially declare g̶a̶y̶ ̶m̶a̶r̶r̶i̶a̶g̶e̶ ̶l̶e̶g̶a̶l̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶U̶n̶i̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶S̶t̶a̶t̶e̶s̶ that TLF is reopen. I’m excited to start running the alliance again, and to get to know people better who I didn’t get to talk to much in the first TLF, like Chrisom, Baker, Selvaria, Kai, and 8583 . Shouts out to the Syndicate for protection. Also, special shoutout to Erin for being there since before the beginning, and actually making this all possible. The Light Federation Charter Signed: Alataq- President of Internal Affairs MrBooty- President of Foreign Affairs Lysandre Mackintosh- President of Military Affairs Selvaria Bles- Secretary of Foreign Affairs Kim Il Sung- Secretary of Economics Erin- Secretary of Military Affairs Frederick I-Governor of Internal Affairs Baker Harrington-Governor of Foreign Affairs A8583-Governor of Military Affairs

*hear Also o/ arrgghhhh You guys should do something to get people talking

Yup, the current system is reasonable. If cities grew too fast, nobody who had a new account could catch up. As it is, cities grow at a useful rate.

I love you Buck Turgidson. Both of you