The Titan

Notes you don't deny the fact that Oasis was larger

Whoa whoa, you are not one to talk about always creating the "biggest bloc" 1. Swamp at its height had both more score and more members than Quack 2. Oasis at its height had both more score and more members than Quack 3. Hell, even Farkbloc was regarded as the biggest sphere at the time.

? PnW Forum Competency, Chapter I: What is a meme term? (a) Hedge asking Delta for reps, then peacing out with Delta a few days later... with no reps (b) NPO/BK forcing alliances to delete infra, and pay for NAPs This question is worth 4 points, choose wisely.

> Oasis: Made up of TI and TFP, who dogpiled tCW (by teaming up with Hedge, might I add), then dogpiled TCM (when it literally would've taken only one alliance), then dogpiled Quack (allthough - understandably - in defense of an ally). > TKR Sphere: Made up of TKR, who was voted most honorable alliance and was willing to create Chaos (essentially the "original" minisphere) and stand being dogpiled for months; > Rose Sphere: Manipulates people, well known to have other people fight their battles, admits to secret treaties > Hedge: Intentionally was the smallest sphere for quite some time, enjoys fighting, doesn't try to "dominate" despite being arguably the most competent sphere in the game And what do we get? HeDgE mAn BaD, oRaNgE mAn/WoMaN bad. I might just be stupid, but can someone help me understand here?

We’re going to hollywood The Knights Radiant had just finished its last ride with their old friends The Syndicate, and were on the road, on their way to hollywood - they had always aspired to be actors. In the car with them, was The Order, who honestly didn’t want the hard life of a star in hollywood, but wanted to live in a big city. While on the road, TKR had to stop for gas, and met Black Knights, whom they had known in the past as a mutual friend of The Syndicate. “Where are you headed?” asked TKR. To which BK replied, “I don’t know, where are you going?” “Hollywood!” “Can I come?” And that is how TKR, TO and BK started their journey to hollywood. After a few hours of driving, they decided to go eat dinner. While at dinner, they met a group of Grumpy Old Bastards who were singing a song. TKR wandered over and asked if they thought about going to hollywood. “Well, we haven’t thought about it, but maybe we would like it”. TKR then said, “come with us!” And before long, what started as a nice drive between two friends had become a group. Further down the road, they decided to stay at a hotel, each checking into a separate room. But in the morning, when it was time to get Grumpy out of bed, TKR was stunned to see someone else in bed with them. Guardian, who happened to also be on the way to Hollywood, had enjoyed a nice night of - fun with Grumpy, Grumpy decided to invite them to join the ever growing group on their way to hollywood. Before checking out of the hotel, TKR had some work to do on their computer. That is when their screen started flashing, then turned black with a red figure in the center, under it saying “Error… 404”. TKR had been hacked! They decided they should just take the computer with them to Hollywood and see if someone there could fix it. After leaving the hotel, just down the road, they came across what appeared to be a cult, “oh the things you’ll see on the way to Hollywood” , said Guardian. Grumpy, being the curious type, decided to hop out and talk with the cult. As luck would have it, their name was Children of The Light, and they were on their way to Hollywood as well. While Grumpy was talking with the cult, BK - who had always loved dogs and hated cats - hopped out to look around, and stumbled across a cat. They were about to leave the cat, when they turned around to one of the cult members who said “That’s our pet cat, he has laser eyes, we call him Oblivion ''. By this time, CoTL had agreed to join their group on the way to hollywood. After a couple more hours of driving, they had finally arrived. TL:DR The Knights Radiant, Grumpy Old Bastards, Guardian, Error 404, Children of The Light, The Order, Black Knights, and Oblivion join forces into Hollywood sphere. Oh, and by the way, we declare war on Rose and their affiliates.

I love you Yoso

Actually: COMPLAINT! Shouldn't this be [Treaty] or [Bloc], not DoE? I would like to sue for false advertising.

I would say I was surprised, but then i'd be lying. Good luck with this, i'm certain i'll see you around.

Oh shit, we've been discovered.

We just have a strange attraction to alliances with "Knights" in their name, as long as it's not immediately followed by "templar"

Totally Generic Treaty Article I: Non-Aggression The signatories pledge that no acts of aggression will be made towards one another. Article II: Mutual Defense The signatories agree to defend one another should the other come under attack. If a signatory activates this treaty while in the defense of a third party, this is considered optional. Article III: Other Stuff Ayy Lmao Oh, and if either signatory wishes to cancel this treaty, they may do so with a 72 hour notice and after sending nudes to the other party. During this period articles I and II remain in effect. Signed For The Order: /s/ Conqueror of Milcom: Boyce the Great /s/ Conqueror of Econ: TigerFire /s/ Conqueror of FA: Lord Vader /s/ Conqueror of IA: BigMac For Black Knights: TL:DR Black Knights and The Order enter into an MnDP

Gets ready to counter Realizes you have like 20 more cities than most our members

You know you're too addicted to a game when you actually tear up for a second about treaty cancellations. Good luck T$, we had our bumps, but I had a wonderful time working with y'all. Best of luck to you CoA/KECC/Nexus folks as well. Wait a minute Quack never broke up

Bold of you to assume we'll last a month

I tried, smh. But good luck and good job to both our Quack, Swamp and Not Swamp friends. You guys were both excellent partners and wonderful opponents, I quite enjoyed the lack of toxicity in this conflict, as well as the change of pace from just building. Hope to see y'all around!

It was a cool morning, as Prime Minister Right Honorable of The Commonwealth and Mr. Kilo of The Ampersand, hesitantly approached the magnificent palace, home of Adam of The Syndicate and B3nfro of The Knights Radiant. After decades of bloody battles, and valiant efforts on both sides, the members of what used to be Swamp as well as the involved members of Quack, decided peace should be in our time. The Terms: Peace As of this day-change, no further wars will be declared. All current wars will be allowed to beige, peace, or expire at the discretion of individual fighters. Non-Aggression The two spheres enter into a one-month agreement of non-aggression, to expire at day-change occurring between June 19th and June 20th. This pact applies only among war participants as noted below and is strictly intersphere not intrasphere - war participants on the same side of the war are not prohibited from conflict. Color Blocs The Commonwealth, Goon Squad, and their offshore/extensions agree to leave and stay off the “Green” color trade bloc. The Republic of Nassau also agrees to leave and stay off the “Green” color trade bloc.

Just uh... Ignore the timestamp

Paperless? I better not see PV counters at my doorstep

No, we're going to IRC

The Order Boyce had just returned from yet another round of fighting those horrible swamp creatures in The Lost Empire that wasn’t lost… or an empire. His brow was filled with sweat as he continued to admire his stats, as all his friends cast jealousy. Vader, on the other hand, appeared to have gone insane over the lack of targets, he even started talking to burgers. Mac continued to enjoy his vacation on the beach, less annoyed at the loss of slots, while Tiger was still stuck in the trenches, fighting. Vader and Boyce were enjoying a nice lunch, made by their personal assistant, Corion when they saw something they never would’ve expected… Slots! Word had reached Vader from one of his burger friends that a mysterious land called The Coal Mines held all the slots one could need, and they recently launched attacks on a group of Knights. That means not only could Vader fill more defensive slots, but he could also impress some Knights. Vader made sure to tell Boyce during their lunch, who immediately called Mac from his vacation and Tiger in the trenches, and began marching the armies once again. TL:DR The Order declares war on The Coal Mines Ayy Lmao

You forgot to activate your paperless MAoDP with TO :serious:

Declaring on BK now... You've officially gotten in my way.

Not muh BK Rip BK 2014-whenever SCX started; 2020-2021.

Stealing targets I see? Just don't get in our way. Good luck

I've never seen a better or more detailed DoW. The complexity of this piece is so astonishing. 10/10, will hire again. Oh btw good luck, not like ur gonna need it. Ayy Lmao (I also have a strange urge to say BK Stronk, but I am not going to for fear of the fact Strum might find where I live.) Long replies, midnights with Vader! Huzzah.